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"Big Brother 13 ECST Week 7: Slippin' & Slidin' to the Jury House"
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08-21-11, 04:16 PM (EST)
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"Big Brother 13 ECST Week 7: Slippin' & Slidin' to the Jury House" |
When we last left the Hamsters, Dani had not officially killed the Zombie, but she had at least banished him from the house - for good this time, and her fate lay in the hands of Kalia & Porsche, whom she hoped could handle the slippery situation they found themselves in. What's Porsche do back home again?In a knock-off of the tea-cup challenge from Dani's season, the houseguests were in the early stages of a very long HOH, where they would go back and forth transferring tiny cups of liquid soap to a giant bowl. The object was to fill the bowl with enough soap to get the floating ping pong ball to the top, where the houseguests could pull it out. Will Zombie Bride Rachel prevail? Samboobree, brought to life by Arkie
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michel 10812 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-21-11, 10:03 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: Big Brother 13 ECST Week 7: Slippin' & Slidin' to the Jury House" |
LAST EDITED ON 08-21-11 AT 10:14 PM (EST) To summarize: - Jeff, Porsche and Rachel took an early lead in the HOH competion. -Danielle tried to encourage Kalia who found her to be the worst cheerleader ever. (It probably wouldn't have bothered Kalia so much if Kalia wasn't the worst competitor ever.) - Adam took the hardest fall directly on his @ss. His built-in cushion saved him from injury but created a small earthquake that frazzled Jordan. - Jeff kept looking at Jordan because he found her cute in that wet unitard. Jeff must not go out often. - Rachel realized she had to be on team Jeff because he was pulling ahead. - Porsche wanted to find the off button for the Jeff machine. I'd suggest she show wet boobs but she doesn't think of the obvious. - Jeff wins HOH, Rachel is upset that Kalia, Danielle and Porsche show their disappointment. She comments that at least she knows how to be a complete phoney when someone she hates wins something.
After that, we heard that Shelley only eats peanut butter and jam and doesn't know much about fine cuisine like coconut water and guacamole. Jeff received a letter informing him that he was in charge of naming the have-nots so he chose...surprise, surprise: Porsche and Danielle because they have never been on slop and Kalia because he thinks of her like slop. Danielle confides that she didn't do well when she was on slop in her previous season. I'd tell her that she didn't do well at all in her previous season except when she was on her father's coattails. More pity party with Porsche, Kalia and Danielle. Jeff invited them all to visit his HOH room. I'm happy that for once, someone went beyond the script and asked them to put on their pretend happy face to go upstairs. He reads a letter from his niece and his brother. Jordan tells us that Jeff is great with his nieces just so that the audience gets more on the "we-love-Jordan-and-Jeff-bandwagon". She then took Jeff's Lucky Charm cereals and brings the box downstairs to prepare a bowl for herself. I guess there is no "cereal etiquette" in Big Brother like there is a "Banana etiquette" in Survivor. http://funny115.com/v2/12.htm People start filing out one by one until Jeff is left alone with Rachel but Jordan comes back in with her lucky charms. Shelley, in the kitchen with the others, says that the bimbo is always there with the new HOH so she won't have it. She goes up to ominous music. This will be a showdown...or not. Shelley confronts Brendon's soon-to-be-nightmare, I mean wife, about her dirty looks. They air it out and Jeff is proud that Rachel bit her tongue. Kalia has a talk with Jeff and he confrms that he will probably nominate her because she started it. Big Brother strategy for 3rd graders which is about right for jeff and Jordan. Porsche has a talk with Jeff and he is amazed that she finally talked game with him for the first time in 49 days. I'd remind Jeff that it implies he didn't have a game talk with her and that she had a golden key for nearly 30 of those days. That would tell me he had more to gain from her than she had from him so I'd ask: Who wasted all those 49 days? But production doesn't want us to doubt Jeff's strategic skills. Jeff then talks with Danielle, leading her to believe that she is safe and shouldn't even use the veto. We hear Danielle confiding that she could maybe trust Jeff and Jordan which I find another example of editors wanting us to admire Jeff's game brilliance. We then have a shot of the little table and everyone exchanges high-fives for making it to the point where they have the little table. Jeff confides that he likes that they feel they have achieved something important but he is actually trying to achieve something much more important like making it to a table for two. That makes it another example of editors wanting us to drool over Jeff's determination. It's time for nomination and Jeff kept Jordan's key for next to last while Danielle is the last to receive her key. Jeff explains his nomination by telling Kalia and Porsche he wants to see them show him that they can fight for veto. I was expecting him to end it by saying: Win that veto so that I can backdoor Dani" but he didn't quite have the balls to do so. Still, Danielle isn't blind and knows what is likely to happen. Porsche says she is mad as hell and she isn't going to take it anymore, vowing to go after Jeff if she ever wins HOH. Kalia said something also, must have been about how she doesn't get respect or something but I tuned her out.
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samboohoo 17075 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-22-11, 08:57 AM (EST)
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8. "RE: Big Brother 13 ECST Week 7: Slippin' & Slidin' to the Jury House" |
Thanks! Great job.I had no laptop available and we were out for half of it. A couple of things that made me LOL: Shelly: Didn't she call it Guacamole and pronounce "mole" just like the animal? (I've never had coconut water as a drink, but I do use hair product that contains it.) Jeff: LMAO at him telling everyone to put on their phoney happy faces to come see his HOH. And telling Jordan to get happier as she got closer. I had actually seen this scene on BBAD. Then he's reading the letter from his niece, and she had written Congratulations as four or five different words. That was very funny. Shelly & Rachel in the HOH was pretty funny. Rachel just sitting there biting her tongue. I was even proud of her. Samboobree, brought to life by Arkie
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08-21-11, 09:58 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: Big Brother 13 ECST Week 7: Slippin' & Slidin' to the Jury House" |
I'm watching recorded...after the HoH - wondering if they have several humilitards for Jordon. She had to have a dry one after that! Jeff's HoH room. family pics kid pics Dear Uncle Jeff... Jordon is eating Lucky Charms out of the box. Finally a guy won HoH! JJ & Rachel still in room. Shelly goes back up to get into Rachel about her @@@@@ at her.
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jbug 16685 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-21-11, 10:03 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: Big Brother 13 ECST Week 7: Slippin' & Slidin' to the Jury House" |
dani whines about the slop; about having slop for her b'day.
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08-22-11, 01:56 AM (EST)
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7. "RE: Big Brother 13 ECST Week 7: Slippin' & Slidin' to the Jury House" |
Yeah, I still think that was $hitty but when I watched the CBS show Sunday I thought Dani seemed more pissed about the high probability of Jeff backdooring her than she was about the slop.
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08-25-11, 11:47 AM (EST)
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11. "RE: No Wednesday Recap" |
I missed you too! I cut grass till 8; & when I went inside DH had changed the channel on the tv I had recording. So I only got to see thru the Zingbot visit.
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michel 10812 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-25-11, 01:31 PM (EST)
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14. "RE: No Wednesday Recap" |
Thank you. I missed the episode because a local station has started showing France's version of Survivor. They are in Palau and their Koror tribe lost the first immunity! The same show but quite different I'd say.
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michel 10812 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-25-11, 04:24 PM (EST)
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17. "RE: No Wednesday Recap" |
I don't want to derail this thread so I'll either PM you my thoughts or will post them in Survivor Fanatics.
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08-25-11, 03:32 PM (EST)
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16. "RE: No Wednesday Recap" |
Jeff got a really good edit last night. He earned his stipend and his $15k with his performance.
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michel 10812 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-25-11, 04:26 PM (EST)
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18. "RE: No Wednesday Recap" |
Jeff has been getting a Sugar edit since episode 1. Production may want Dani to win but she has to be their second choice.
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samboohoo 17075 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-25-11, 09:06 PM (EST)
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21. "Day 55" |
Jeff has had the power all week. He made a "big move," initially putting Kalia and Porsche up, then winning veto, removing Porsche and putting Dani up.In a move that everyone knows about, it's double-eviction night. Dani looks for votes in the unlikliest of places. Dani really likes Kalia, but she's obviously going to campaign. Rachel wants Dani out. Porsche's happy to be off the block but sad to have to chose between Dani & Kalia.
Kalia has taken Rachel's place crying. Big Jeff hopes everyone is on board. He has forgotten he's playing with Shelly, who's on board with everyone.
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08-25-11, 09:14 PM (EST)
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22. "Dani works the vote" |
Dani works Shelly and swears on granny that she's with Shelly. Shelly goes to Adam with "confidential" information. We have to beat Jeff & Jordan. Adam doesn't trust Dani. Shelly keeps working the pair angle. Adam and Jeff are bonding over weights. Adam loves Jeff's haircut. Hey, it worked to get Porsche off the block. Shelly tells Dani she has stressed to Adam that he has no shot against JJ to get to the Finals. A new game shows up for the houseguests to practice with. Probably something for an upcoming comp. Shelly now working on Rachel, telling Rachel that Jeff threw the Cornhole veto game (Dani told Shelly this). Cornhole Veto is the one game that got Brendon nominated. Uh-oh, Rachel learns that Jeff has come between her and her man. Rachel now going to Dani for confirmation. Dani has golden opportunity to throw Jeff under the bus. Rachel now thinking about keeping Dani in order to keep Dani & Jeff at each other's throats and save her own hide. Rachel telling Dani she doesn't have Shelly, but Dani says she does. Looks like a deal going down. Dani has a glimmer of hope. She will do anything to stay even making a deal with Rachel. Moments ago, Jeff blew up after learning Shelly has flipped. What will happen when they learn it's double eviction? Shocker!
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samboohoo 17075 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-25-11, 09:19 PM (EST)
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23. "RE: Big Brother 13 ECST Week 7: Slippin' & Slidin' to the Jury House" |
First eviction speeches:Dani: I'm so honored and so blessed to be back at BB for a second. I lvoe the game. I'm so sad that I'm playing with a bunch of idiots who won't use their brains. Congrats to you idiots for sitting around writing JJ a paycheck. Kalia: Vote for me! Live Votes: Jordan: Votes to evict Dani. Porsche: Votes to evict Kalia. Shelly: Votes to evict Kalia. Rachel: Votes to evict Dani. Adam: Votes to evict Dani. YES!!!! Bye Bye Beyotch! Shelly is toast. Hopefully. Samboobree, brought to life by Arkie
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08-25-11, 10:55 PM (EST)
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46. "RE: Big Brother 13 ECST Week 7: Slippin' & Slidin' to the Jury House" |
As we will soon find out, they won't!
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samboohoo 17075 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-25-11, 09:22 PM (EST)
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24. "RE: Big Brother 13 ECST Week 7: Slippin' & Slidin' to the Jury House" |
Dani takes her first walk of shame - at least on live TV. Hopefully we never have to hear SHOCKER again. Dani accuses everyone else of making bad decisions. Delusional! Goodbye Messages: Shelly: Sorry, our effort didn't work. I really am impressed with you. Glad we got closer. Jeff: Ha ha. Wish we could have worked together, but I couldn't trust you. Kalia: More freaking tears. Rachel: I don't want your jury vote. You suck!!! You're a beyotch. You're not half the game player your dad is. Samboobree, brought to life by Arkie
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samboohoo 17075 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-25-11, 09:31 PM (EST)
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28. "HOH # 1" |
Before or AfterJulie will name an event that occured this summer. The players must determine if the event happened before or after the next event she names. 1. Did houseguests dress as cows before or after they dressed as super heroes? Before - All correct. 2. Did houseguests count peps on pizza before or after Dani hit cornhole in Veto. Answer: Before. Adam out. 3. At an eviction ceremony, did Dom say "We all suck at this" before "You guys need to man up and get some fight. Correct: After. Porsche, Rachel, Shelly out. 4. Were jerky and jelly beans revealed as HN food before or after gum for Veto. Correct: Before Kalia wins. Dammit. Noms take place now. Shelly and Porsche celebrate with Kalia.
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-25-11, 09:35 PM (EST)
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32. "RE: And as it turns out:" |
Okay, it's the later. Which means Kalia's nightmare is now Jordan winning Veto and pulling Jeff off the block -- but that just makes Adam into the pawn again and throws the tiebreaker vote to her in case of emergency. Sending Rachel out is a partial victory: it's just not the one she wanted. Jeff is primary tonight.
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samboohoo 17075 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-25-11, 09:33 PM (EST)
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30. "First Noms " |
My guess is Jeff & Rachel. She meets with Shelly & Porsche in storage room. Kalia nominates: After she burps. Jeff & Rachel. Yup.
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cahaya 18904 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-25-11, 11:00 PM (EST)
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49. "RE: First Noms " |
Kalia must immediately name two housemates as nominees for eviction. Without much in the way of reasoning, saying “I’m going to stick to my word”, Kalia nominates Jeff and Rachel. No surprise there.
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samboohoo 17075 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-25-11, 09:40 PM (EST)
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33. "Veto" |
Clowning Around.Jordan not playing. Must have had a pick during commercials. Run across yard, search for 2 yellow clown shoes. Return to shoe box and retrieve your veto symbol. Only return one shoe at a time. Rachel has shoe first. No one else has one. Now Shelly, Porsche, Adam. Jeff has shoe. Porsche has second. Gets veto. Porsche wins veto.
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-25-11, 09:44 PM (EST)
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35. "RE: Big Brother 13 ECST Week 7: Slippin' & Slidin' to the Jury House" |
And this is where we might find out how nasty Porsche is. Will she use her precious seconds of power to make the nominees beg for a Veto she won't use and then tease them before throwing it away?
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samboohoo 17075 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-25-11, 09:54 PM (EST)
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38. "2nd Vote" |
Jordan votes to evict Rachel.Why even make her go in there? Porsche: Votes to evict Jeff. Adam: Votes to evict Rachel. Shelly: Votes to evict Jeff. Jeff stands between her and the money. Kalia will be the tiebreaker. Kalia votes to evict Jeff.
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08-25-11, 09:57 PM (EST)
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41. "RE: 2nd Vote" |
Dani, Jeff, and Brendon in the jury house? Now THAT's a TV show I'd like to see.
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-25-11, 10:01 PM (EST)
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44. "RE: Big Brother 13 ECST Week 7: Slippin' & Slidin' to the Jury House" |
There's no point to his checking in the DR. I'm convinced his Rachel vote was part of his 'no blood on my hands' policy.
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cahaya 18904 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-25-11, 11:04 PM (EST)
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53. "RE: Big Brother 13 ECST Week 7: Slippin' & Slidin' to the Jury House" |
Adam is floating like... never mind.
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08-25-11, 10:03 PM (EST)
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45. "RE: 2 Broke Girls." |
um Jeff...I do believe Danni's balls are bigger than yours...what a baby, I'm glad he's gone. If the rest of the hamsters have a collective brain, they'll get rid of Jordan too. I am so loving that Porshe (sp?) is becoming a game player...if she wins I'll laugh my tookus off! Because guess what? It doesn't matter if you floated til the end if you WIN....sucka...
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AyaK 10083 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-25-11, 11:03 PM (EST)
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51. "RE: 2 Broke Girls." |
Jeff told Rachel and Jordan all week that if they didn't win HOH, he'd be gone. He was correct.
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michel 10812 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-26-11, 02:54 AM (EST)
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55. "RE: 2 Broke Girls." |
But the unsettled questions is: Would he have left if he had not nominated Porsche? Too bad we will never know.
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08-26-11, 01:58 PM (EST)
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59. "RE: Shelly/Jeff Blow-Up" |
I summarized in last week's thread what was transpiring.Rachel then ratted out Shelly to Jeff. Jeff and Jordan stewed about it late that night. Off the feeds, there was some blow up argument between Jeff and Shelly yesterday morning. Jeff looked so unhappy last night--like a truck had run over him. Is it better to be booted like Brendan, where you know it is coming; or to be like Jeff and have a Mack truck take you out (DE + Shelly's betrayal with no time to scramble to repair or reconnoiter)"?
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cahaya 18904 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-26-11, 03:28 PM (EST)
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61. "RE: Shelly/Jeff Blow-Up" |
Yeah, it sounds like there was some kind of fracas going on in the House at the point in the live show. Julie told us about it, but we never got a look.
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