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"T Time with the Lady and Knockers"
LadyT 5567 desperate attention whore postings
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"T Time with the Lady and Knockers" |
Well here I am in San Francisco, drinking a beer in Hooters. I look down at my chest and realize I am woefully out of my league. Man, my BF wishes he was here. He would be in Heaven.The door opens and in comes a tornado that could only be Knockers. She struts over and sits down. Knockers You Lady T? Lady T You Knockers? Knockers That I am. What are you drinking? Lady T Beer. Want one. I charge everything to Webby's credit card. Knockers Well, lets order a bunch of food and then maybe go shopping. Lady T Get a sampler plate. I love those things. Now, lets start this interview or Webby will kill me. How did you come across the boards? What show made you come here? Knockers Well, I don't remember which Survivor brought me here but it was one of the ones in 2003. I googled Survivor spoilers and all of these confusing sites came up. This was the only one that was simple enough for a blonde like myself to understand. Lady T Am I the only one who got the song "Cause I'm a blonde yeah, yeah, yeah. Ok, bad joke. Anyhow, what are your favorite Reality TV shows? Knockers Survivor, TAR, AI, Big Brother, Real World/Road Rules challenge. I loved Rebel Billionaire and recently fell in love with The Contender. Oh, and Off Topic. Ooops, that's a soap opera, not a reality show. Lady T Who are your favorite contestants? Knockers I hated Rob on Survivor but loved him on TAR. And I major swooned over Bobby Jon. *drool* And as much as Rudy from the original Survivor stands for everything that I don't, I found myself sort of liking him. Lady T Whatever happened to the hotness that was Colby? Don't answer that. What about your least favorite? Knockers My least favorites would have to be Mikhala from American Idol (pooey on her). And Beth S from The Real World, Los Angeles. I say put them both on leper Island and let's call that a Reality show. Lady T Totally agree. So Tell us about yourself? Are you involved with anyone? Have pets? Kids? Knockers I have been with my girlfriend for 13 1/2 years and despite all of America trying to shove gay marriage down our throats, we have a fear of committment so we won't be getting married anytime soon. We have our three babies (not human, I don't change diapers) our cats--Shug, Poopy and Leo and our bird Ozzy. I had a pet fly once. This isn't something that I would recommend. Lady T So not going to touch the fly thing. What do you do for a living? Do you enjoy what you do? Knockers I work for a commercial printing company. We print posters and magazines and poscards and such. The job itself is quite boring but it allows me to play on the computer ALL day. If these people squeeze a half hour of work out of me in a day I need a nap. So I do enjoy that I get paid to play with my friends all day. Lady T Out of all the Reality TV contestants, you are allowed a one nighter with one with no consequences. No one will find out. Who will it be? Knockers Well, let's see *rubs hands together* just one? Can I pick two? Because I wouldn't mind a night with Jenna M from Survivor and throw in a little Bobby Jon just for the spice of it. But if I had to pick just one I guess it would be Jenna. I probably wouldn't kick her boyfriend Ethan out of bed either. Lady T WHat have been your favorite thread to be part of? Knockers I recently very much enjoyed the "It's fixed" thread over in Lost. I will at least nominate it for thread of the year for 2005. Although that was one of the deeper threads that I have participated in, I prefer the shallow end. I tend to sink in the deepend. Lady T Do you think the Red Sox will repeat? Knockers Monsty would kill me if I said no. So, of course I think they will repeat. Lady T How about this. Lady T WILL kill you if you say no. Hey, want to head out of here and go shopping? Knockers Sure, I will show you some great places to buy some better clothes than what you are wearing. Lady T Hey now! I was nice to you too. Wait until next time....Thanks Knockers, but I will pass this time and head for a spa. Ta-ta for now!
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06-07-05, 10:16 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: T Time with the Lady and Knockers" |
Woo Hoo another T-time!!! Thanks Lady.*waves* to Knockers!! 
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06-07-05, 10:16 AM (EST)
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2. "*clap clap*" |
The essence of Knockers. And not a single boxed wine joke. Brava!
Coc au Flange-- Official Dish of the Phoquetard Inquisitorial Squad
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06-07-05, 10:24 AM (EST)
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9. "LOL" |
Hooters too classy?
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06-07-05, 10:29 AM (EST)
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11. "No" |
I think the problem was they couldn't figure out how to open the box with the cork remover.
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06-07-05, 10:32 AM (EST)
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18. "RE: No" |
Do you have one of those beer can hats that is fitted for a box of wine yet?
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06-07-05, 10:18 AM (EST)
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3. "RE: T Time with the Lady and Knockers" |
LOL Great interview! 
Save a horse, ride a cowboy. Sigpic by Syren.
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06-07-05, 10:22 AM (EST)
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4. "RE: T Time with the Lady and Knockers" |
*snort*Tishy said ta-ta.  Thanks, T. It's nice to get a close-up of Knockers. 
The world is my litterbox.
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06-07-05, 10:22 AM (EST)
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5. "RE: T Time with the Lady and Knockers" |
Woo! Great T Time!*smooches to Lady T*
*swalt* to Bunkers 
I can't call you Knockers. It's just unnatural.
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06-07-05, 10:23 AM (EST)
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7. "RE: T Time with the Lady and Knockers" |
Thank You, T. I had a great time.
Question? When you got home, did your Hooters shirt also say "Hooters, in training"?
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LadyT 5567 desperate attention whore postings
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06-07-05, 10:39 AM (EST)
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23. "RE: T Time with the Lady and Knockers" |
Yep it sure did!!
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06-07-05, 10:23 AM (EST)
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8. "RE: T Time with the Lady and Knockers" |
heh. Great interview, T. *smooch*
And a *smooch* for Sunshine.
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Glow 14353 desperate attention whore postings
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06-07-05, 10:32 AM (EST)
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17. "RE: T Time with the Lady and Knockers" |
P.S. Back off Bobby Jon.
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Glow 14353 desperate attention whore postings
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06-07-05, 10:40 AM (EST)
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24. "RE: T Time with the Lady and Knockers" |
oh okay. *rolls eyes*P.S.S. Please tell me when you started having fashion sense. I'm just curious. *waits*
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Glow 14353 desperate attention whore postings
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06-07-05, 10:46 AM (EST)
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27. "RE: T Time with the Lady and Knockers" |
How many times do I have to tell you to come out of the closet?
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Glow 14353 desperate attention whore postings
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06-07-05, 10:53 AM (EST)
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29. "LMAO" |
Okay. I just spit my tea out all over the place. LOL.
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Glow 14353 desperate attention whore postings
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06-07-05, 11:02 AM (EST)
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31. "RE: LMAO" |
I really just opened myself up for that one. *grin*
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06-07-05, 11:33 AM (EST)
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40. "umm" |
You don't want to do that.
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06-07-05, 10:30 AM (EST)
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12. "RE: T Time with the Lady and Knockers" |
These are so much fun! Thanks LadyT and Knockers!
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06-07-05, 10:33 AM (EST)
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19. "RE: T Time with the Lady and Knockers" |
T, you're a better interviewer than Baba Wawa and Diane Sawya put together. Loved reading this!Knockers, you are so feisty!  Silvergirl 
Life is Good!
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06-07-05, 11:04 AM (EST)
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32. "RE: T Time with the Lady and Knockers" |
Lvoed it!
Syren rocks.
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arkiegrl 9421 desperate attention whore postings
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06-07-05, 01:48 PM (EST)
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73. "RE: T Time with the Lady and Knockers" |
*smooch*
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06-07-05, 11:18 AM (EST)
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35. "RE: T Time with the Lady and Knockers" |
Move over Katie Couric and Angelina Jolie. Here comes Lady T and Knockers. Great interview!  
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06-07-05, 11:29 AM (EST)
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37. "RE: T Time with the Lady and Knockers" |
One of the finest interviews and bits of investigative journalism that I have ever read. I've often wondered with whom Knockers would like to have a three-way. Glad one of us Pittsburgh girls makes the list.
I'm such a slut for the blues.
I am a bit disappointed at the lack of boxed wine, though.
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06-07-05, 12:11 PM (EST)
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50. "RE: *wink*" |
That must be why she likes you and Jenna better than me.You tramp.
I'm such a slut for the blues.
Or maybe she's afraid of my leather and handcuffs.
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geg6 14941 desperate attention whore postings
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06-07-05, 12:33 PM (EST)
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58. "Smooch" |
I feel much better now.Wait. Does that mean I'm now a tramp?
I'm such a slut for the blues.
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txmomma26 5825 desperate attention whore postings
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06-07-05, 11:53 AM (EST)
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41. "RE: T Time with the Lady and Knockers" |
Well, I must admit, I'm impressed. Not a mention of boxed wine, ducks or bodily functions.Great Job Lady T! *hugs* to Bravie!  
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txmomma26 5825 desperate attention whore postings
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06-07-05, 12:27 PM (EST)
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52. "RE: T Time with the Lady and Knockers" |
As long as you were playing by the rules....Wait, which handbook is this out of? And carp! When do you play by the rules? Oh I'm confused now.
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06-07-05, 12:31 PM (EST)
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57. "RE: T Time with the Lady and Knockers" |
I'm confused.Clueless here, nice to meet ya! 
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probably clueless 5782 desperate attention whore postings
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06-07-05, 12:53 PM (EST)
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67. "RE: T Time with the Lady and Knockers" |
What show brought you here?'Wheel of Fortune'. A Kittyloaf®Original
*Not only clueless, not very good at internet navigatinng either.*
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06-07-05, 12:11 PM (EST)
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49. "RE: T Time with the Lady and Knockers" |
Nice job LT. Additional details about the essence of Knockers existential existence has always been a fascination for me.Now I must be off to Hooters for lunch to search for new mountains of self-realization contained within. A Kittyloaf®Original
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06-07-05, 12:38 PM (EST)
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61. "RE: T Time with the Lady and Knockers" |
I OD'd on B12 this past weekend. Then I got run ova by a pink SUV filled with love-bunnies. A Kittyloaf®Original
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06-07-05, 12:14 PM (EST)
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51. "RE: T Time with the Lady and Knockers" |
Great interview but no tootsie (glow) pop reference or no oobies pictures with the article? 
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06-07-05, 12:48 PM (EST)
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65. "RE: T Time with the Lady and Knockers" |
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww man! You guys went to Hooters without me??*pout* 
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06-07-05, 12:56 PM (EST)
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68. "RE: T Time with the Lady and Knockers" |
Completely faboo LadyT!I feel now I can go talk to Knockers now and not feel intimidated. Ms. Knockers...is your cat named Shug for Shuggie Otis? 
"Boxed wine, mixed with 7-UP and lots of ice is nice when it is hot. And it's uber classy too".~Knockers(in the nookie thread)
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06-07-05, 01:02 PM (EST)
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71. "RE: T Time with the Lady and Knockers" |
I hope he f-s everything in your house! Crazy little humpin' thing!
"Boxed wine, mixed with 7-UP and lots of ice is nice when it is hot. And it's uber classy too".~Knockers(in the nookie thread)
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06-07-05, 01:06 PM (EST)
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72. "RE: T Time with the Lady and Knockers" |
At least the stump.
Tiny fckd a stump. ROFLMAO.
you realize that only you and I will find this funny.
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06-07-05, 05:25 PM (EST)
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95. "RE: T Time with the Lady and Knockers" |
Wow, my first thought was that your cat, Shug, might be named after Shug Avery in The Color Purple.
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06-07-05, 02:39 PM (EST)
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74. "RE: T Time with the Lady and Knockers" |
Wow, T, back-to-back interviews with Ginger and Knockers! You really had a good time in San Francisco!!!A pet fly? I had a pet butterfly once. At least it was pretty. But. A fly? Explain, please. 
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06-07-05, 02:50 PM (EST)
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77. "RE: T Time with the Lady and Knockers" |
Okay, I normally don't expand on this story, but here goes.
1986, I am living on my own and I am at this time a heavy drug abuser and drinker. I came home one day and there was a fly in my apartment. I was coming down off a three day binge and the fly was fascinating to me. I named him Freddy, after a pet turtle that I once had. I put him in a jar and poked holes in the top. I put a couple of spaghetti noodles in there so that he wouldn't starve. I put him near the window so he could enjoy the outdoors.
Before I continue, may I just say that looking back, yes I know this is weird. *giggle*
So I sleep for a day or two and then I go to work. When I got home that next morning (I was a bartender) I went to check on Freddy. Well, Freddy had about 300 offspring in the jar, only at the time I had wondered how Freddy made the noodles look like rice. Not pleasant. I tossed the jar off the balcony and blamed the upstairs neighbor.
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06-07-05, 02:55 PM (EST)
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82. "*rolls eyes*" |
*grin*I am hungry for spaghetti.
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06-07-05, 02:50 PM (EST)
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76. "RE: T Time with the Lady and Knockers" |
Jenna is skanky, Bravie.
 
Hooters? You mean like, as in, the Blow Fish group, right?
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06-07-05, 02:52 PM (EST)
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78. "RE: T Time with the Lady and Knockers" |
Ok, now I really want you to come meet me in Reno Knockers!! bear >
>Handcrafted by RollDdice >
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06-07-05, 03:52 PM (EST)
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91. "Thank you!" |
Lady T for the fabulous interview with one of my favorite OTers. And thank you Knockers for being you. I'll buy you some boxed wine honey.   
Excellent siggy by JSlice, Worm by the Fab IceCat And Icey bounced me! Yippee!!
I wish I were a glow worm, A glow worm's never glum...Cuz how can you be grumpy, When the sun shines out your bum??
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06-07-05, 07:31 PM (EST)
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101. "RE: T Time with the Lady and Knockers" |
Excellent job, ladies! I love T times!Knockers, I think I'm crushing on you now. 
MM PS - thanks for filling us in about the pet fly! Mmmmm......s'ghetti!
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06-07-05, 11:51 PM (EST)
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104. "RE: T Time with the Lady and Knockers" |
Well. Wow. My!I think everything has been said already, but great job Tishy and Gravy. *applause*  
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