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"Survivor #26: Maybe-Fans vs. Not-Favorites Episode #11 East Coast Spoiler Thread"
Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-24-13, 02:51 PM (EST)
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"Survivor #26: Maybe-Fans vs. Not-Favorites Episode #11 East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
Please keep all details of EPMB's secret plot to drop Brenda midseason and have her replaced with a contestant the viewers will find less threatening on this thread until eleven p.m. EDT, by which time the world will have presumably stopped reeling from the news that said replacement is intended to be Kathleen. Because if we can't pander to the largest segment of the audience by recasting of their own, what are we even doing here in the first place?Don't answer that. (In other news, Jiffie is to be replaced by Ryan Seacrest at a rate of merely ninety million a year, contestants will be removed via nationwide audience vote at $1.99 per text, and none of the votes will actually be counted except to determine your bill. Also, the only locations which can be used for next seasons are ones used at least ten years ago, a panel of four former players will lie about how everyone else is doing for thirty-six minutes per episode, and Ethan lost Season #3. Jennifer Hudson won. Deal with it.)
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04-24-13, 03:38 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: Survivor #26: Maybe-Fans vs. Not-Favorites Episode #11 East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
Fun things to watch in tonight's episode: First they get to go have fun at Survivor Auction, then they'll be dropping logs.
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-24-13, 03:41 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: Survivor #26: Maybe-Fans vs. Not-Favorites Episode #11 East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
Will they be dropping Jeff's Giant Log?
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tribephyl 12393 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-24-13, 06:51 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: Survivor #26: Maybe-Fans vs. Not-Favorites Episode #11 East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
Not if I can help it.
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-24-13, 07:53 PM (EST)
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4. "Insta-game!" |
Will the idol be rehiddenA. In a tree hollow B. In a crack between rocks C. In plain sight D. In Reynold's pocket (just to save time)
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Snidget 44369 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-24-13, 08:06 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: Insta-game!" |
D, unless he is ticklish then C.
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04-24-13, 08:07 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: Insta-game!" |
Aren't B and D the same?Banishes myself to the corner for going there.
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Bebo 21083 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-24-13, 08:24 PM (EST)
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18. "RE: Insta-game!" |
More evidence I'm right - Sherri just told Reynold to pull something out of his butt.
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-24-13, 08:03 PM (EST)
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5. "Recap." |
...and here's the part where Phillip's brilliant plan guarantees him a third season of assaulting our sanity with his lies. Also a four, possibly a fifth, a Celebrity Apprentice stint where he'll go first because his black book is empty pages, then a TruTV appearance after he sues me claiming I used 'black book' as a racist term, which finally means I get to punch him in the face -- and that? Happened to be my master plan.Damn, I'm good.
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04-24-13, 08:06 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: Survivor #26: Maybe-Fans vs. Not-Favorites Episode #11 East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
Some Asian girl just spoke. Never seen her before. Anyone know who she is?
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Bebo 21083 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-24-13, 08:07 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: Survivor #26: Maybe-Fans vs. Not-Favorites Episode #11 East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
She was crying, so I thought she was Dawn through a messed-up camera lens.
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04-25-13, 09:46 AM (EST)
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52. "RE: Survivor #26: Maybe-Fans vs. Not-Favorites Episode #11 East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
LAST EDITED ON 04-25-13 AT 09:51 AM (EST)Did anyone check the weather forecast for Hell last night? First Erik talking strategy (although to us in confessional and not with his alliance, then Brenda speaking, and then pretty much everyone acknowledging Cochran as the challenge monster this season...I'd be looking for a cold front. With this sudden, dramatic increase in Brenda's confessionals and Dawn's possible foreshadowing last week, it doesn't look like Brenda will be around for long.
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-24-13, 08:07 PM (EST)
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9. "Hunger=Loss Of IQ." |
And after the last grain of rice vanished, none of them were capable of counting to six.
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04-24-13, 08:10 PM (EST)
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11. "FINALLY!" |
Stupid treemail no longer rhymed.Five hundred dollars...do you really need a poem?
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-24-13, 08:10 PM (EST)
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12. "No poem?" |
Suddenly I'm starting to like this season. (Not.)No pooling funds or sharing wins? They're really worried about alliance groupings this time.
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Bebo 21083 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-24-13, 08:21 PM (EST)
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16. "RE: No poem?" |
We knew there had to be one share, since we'd seen pictures of Cochran licking something off of someone's finger in the preview.I'd have been smearing that peanut butter all over myself, since then it could come back to camp with me.
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-24-13, 08:24 PM (EST)
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19. "RE: No poem?" |
And then Reynold would have licked you more than anyone?
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Snidget 44369 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-24-13, 08:13 PM (EST)
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13. "Since when did the survivor auction" |
Have a Buy Now Feature?
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Bebo 21083 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-24-13, 08:19 PM (EST)
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14. "RE: Since when did the survivor auction" |
It cost Sherri her letter. Dawn wasn't the only one crying for once. Malcolm felt their pain since he had spent all his money too.Anyone with $20 left got to buy their letters.
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-24-13, 08:22 PM (EST)
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17. "RE: Since when did the survivor auction" |
Sherri's pain makes kittens purr. I did enjoy watching Andrea lose the game. 'So if I keep my personal plate of food, everyone votes me out because they're hungry. If I give it up, everyone votes me out because I look too good in front of the jury. Screw you, Jeff.'
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michel 10958 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-24-13, 09:12 PM (EST)
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41. "RE: Since when did the survivor auction" |
Cindy had the same but with cars!
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-24-13, 08:20 PM (EST)
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15. "More Brenda hatred." |
Given the way the editing has treated her, I wouldn't place any bets on pig brains having been under that dome before she won it.
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PepeLePew13 26135 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-24-13, 08:25 PM (EST)
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20. "RE: More Brenda hatred." |
They probably had a guy underneath the table ready to swap out with a false bottom if Brenda had won it!
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michel 10958 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-24-13, 09:16 PM (EST)
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43. "RE: More Brenda hatred." |
Jeff even lied to her: At the challenge, he said all the items were local delicacy and that included pig brain. Now, she asked and he said he didn't know of it was good.
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dabo 26942 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-24-13, 09:22 PM (EST)
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46. "RE: More Brenda hatred." |
If it was good for you.
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michel 10958 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-24-13, 09:30 PM (EST)
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49. "RE: More Brenda hatred." |
It's proteins.
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dabo 26942 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-24-13, 10:05 PM (EST)
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50. "RE: More Brenda hatred." |
Not disagreeing with you, just saying that's what she actually asked. Organ meats are rich sources of vitamins and minerals.
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dabo 26942 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-24-13, 08:29 PM (EST)
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21. "uh....." |
Where is it written that you cannot keep digging around if you know you are being watched?
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michel 10958 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-24-13, 09:14 PM (EST)
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42. "RE: uh....." |
That was weird. He found the previous one with people looking so what stopped him? Andrea and Cochran could be the only two to know where Malcolm was digging.
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-24-13, 08:30 PM (EST)
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22. "Fear of girls?" |
That's pretty much the only reason not to keep digging there. As long as Malcolm blocked the holes with his body, the other can't reach past him to grab any revealed idol. So they know he has it. Big deal. If that's the difference between a TC of safety and G'Night Stupid, dig in public, in the nude, with a feather between your buttocks. A feather you just named Tom. The other option is the seat next to Phillip. And that's a horrible fate.
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michel 10958 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-24-13, 09:21 PM (EST)
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45. "RE: Fear of girls?" |
You asked?Thank you.
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-24-13, 08:35 PM (EST)
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23. "The death of PG-13." |
I could describe this Immunity challenge. I choose not to.
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PepeLePew13 26135 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-24-13, 08:38 PM (EST)
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24. "RE: The death of PG-13." |
Cochran's a real stud - his pole was more erect than anyone else's and he just won his second immunity!
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Bebo 21083 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-24-13, 08:42 PM (EST)
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26. "RE: The death of PG-13." |
Cochran's better at holding his wood than the others. Eddie and Reynold tried to hold their wood, but they couldn't keep it up. Yeah, that's right. I went there.
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-24-13, 08:43 PM (EST)
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27. "RE: The death of PG-13." |
Of course his pole was more erect. He was the only one allowed to move his hand in two directions.
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michel 10958 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-24-13, 09:22 PM (EST)
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47. "RE: The death of PG-13." |
I thought Brenda would do better with an erect pole.
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04-24-13, 09:28 PM (EST)
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48. "RE: The death of PG-13." |
And now the woodbury is SO very jealous.
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Bebo 21083 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-24-13, 08:40 PM (EST)
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25. "RE: The death of PG-13." |
LAST EDITED ON 04-24-13 AT 08:43 PM (EST)Hell freezes over, since I've called things right two weeks in a row. I thought we were being shown Cochran lasting longer than Reynold and being the winner, and it happened. Of course, you could also say Hell freezes over since Cochran has won 2 of the 4 individual ICs. Edited because I had miscounted ICs until Cochran corrected me.
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04-24-13, 08:45 PM (EST)
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29. "RE: The death of PG-13." |
Heh heh heh huh... you said "Cochran lasting longer."
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Bebo 21083 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-24-13, 08:45 PM (EST)
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28. "RE: Survivor #26: Maybe-Fans vs. Not-Favorites Episode #11 East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
Aww...how cute. Sherri and Malcolm did a pinky swear.Sherri wants to go with the muscleheads since they would win the challenges. Nice math - they're 1 for 4 so far.
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-24-13, 08:46 PM (EST)
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30. "A weaseling Sherri goes." |
'Payback? You think I said something about payback? No, that was the other Sherri. I have an evil twin. Except that I'm much smarter. And prettier. And in the middle of selling my vote. So where's the power? I want to curl up with the nice warm power. And marry it.'
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04-24-13, 08:48 PM (EST)
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31. "Heaven is watching" |
FillUp! have to sit there and be quiet.
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04-24-13, 08:48 PM (EST)
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32. "Jury observation." |
Y'know, Fillup looks remarkably pissed for a man who had everything work out exactly the way he planned.
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04-24-13, 08:53 PM (EST)
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33. "RE: Survivor #26: Maybe-Fans vs. Not-Favorites Episode #11 East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
Cochran is scaring me tonight. - He's licking peanut butter off of people's fingers. - He handles his wood well. - He talks about foursomes being better than threesomes. - He says voting out Malcolm being indescribably delicious as he licks his lips.
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-24-13, 08:54 PM (EST)
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34. "Top of the scale, ma!" |
Sherri is now registering smugness at a full 10 Todds.
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04-24-13, 08:57 PM (EST)
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36. "RE: Top of the scale, ma!" |
Are you really surprised? This is the person who latched onto Shemar, and after he went to his crazy place, latched onto Fillup!She was able to hide her cray-cray when those two were around, but now there's no one to hide behind.
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-24-13, 09:11 PM (EST)
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40. "RE: Top of the scale, ma!" |
Not particularly. She always came across as someone so full of herself that it sloshed out the sides: half the world is a physical teenager (up to 24) and the rest are mental ones, so everybody gets to be her inferior. Actual power would make her endlessly ugly. If I was working in one of her fast food franchises as a teen, I would have deep-sixed (and fried) the uniform even sooner than I did. One of those people where you just long for them to admit to being wrong about anything -- knowing it'll never happen.Her crazy is simple to define: she already won. She's just waiting to see who acknowledges it.
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dabo 26942 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-24-13, 08:57 PM (EST)
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37. "RE: Top of the scale, ma!" |
But she could have been cougar mama to the 3 amigos!
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04-24-13, 08:55 PM (EST)
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35. "So much for a 3-way" |
3 way tie in the vote...but since it includes two of the three amigos, Stealth gets to call the shots. Eddie couldn't save his bros by himself.
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04-24-13, 08:58 PM (EST)
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38. "RE: So much for a 3-way" |
...and he didn't even try. Malcolm out 6-0 on the second vote.
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04-24-13, 09:02 PM (EST)
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39. "RE: So much for a 3-way" |
Actually, Eddie and Dawn both voted for "Malcom". Isn't that a dot away from being a bad internet company?? *rim-shot*
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dabo 26942 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-24-13, 09:18 PM (EST)
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44. "RE: So much for a 3-way" |
They only showed the revotes in the final credits, everyone voted for Malcolm.Of the first votes shown Cochran voted Malcolm, Dawn voted Reynold, Reynold voted Andrea. So the 3-3 split went as planned and the 3 amigos all voted Andrea.
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Bebo 21083 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-24-13, 10:54 PM (EST)
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51. "RE: So much for a 3-way" |
>Actually, Eddie and Dawn both voted for "Malcom". I was disappointed that Erik didn't vote for MallComm;
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