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""Be The Survivor"S40, Ep10: “Circle The Jerks”"

In these days of “sheltering in place” or “safer at home” or “Damn! These pants don’t fit any more!”, we are all secluded and missing (some) family members, colleagues and friends. That is even more pronounced on Survivor. So break out the Kleenex or tear the Charmin into teeny, tiny pieces for some big time family reunions.

While family love is a focus of tonight’s episode, we also get some table action as Survivors try to keep their balance. And rumor has it that Adam will attempt to tackle Jiffy and remove the belt buckle that rests just above his personal podium. Apparently Adam thinks that it’s another “not hidden at all” Immunity Idol.


Mark “All In The Family” Burnett


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1. "The Aruba Commission"
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Unless you wanted to dig up an old DeLorean...find a “Doc Brown” to install a flux capacitor on the engine...and go back in time sixty-five years ago to sit in the studio audience and watch the 1950s TV Show This Is Your Life, last night’s Survivor would rank as one of the more wasteful episodes in its 40 seasons. When we FINALLY got past the 30-minute cryfest, it was back to the competitive element of the game in the quest to earn two-million dollars. Simply put, after the overkill of retro 1950 TV—it was Back to the Future!.

#1 – The Commission cannot recall the Loved Ones visit when TEN players were remaining in the game. That’s a whole lot more wailing; a whole lot more tears; a whole lot more emotion; a whole lot more embellishment for what amounted to only THREE WEEKS of separation?! Geez Louise...when Ben served in the military, he HAD to have been deployed for a hellava lot longer than three weeks. When he reunited with his wife after his tour of duty, the waterworks scene must have been TENFOLD compared to what we saw. Forget the NHL two-minute embellishment penalty...we’re talking a collective game misconduct for the carrying-on in this episode.

#2 – If you need any further confirmation that “old time” Survivor (the way it oughta be) is dead, you need not go any further than Nick’s fiancé’s remark, “You look GREAT.” Back when Survivor REALLY lived up to its name, NO WAY on DAY 24 would you have heard ANYONE saying a castaway looked “great.”

#3 – Sophie asks her fiancé, “Do I look like a Supermodel? Allow the Aruba Commission to provide an unbiased answer—NO! Conversely, if her future hubby wants the Wedding to still be on, he darn well better nod—YES!

#4 – When Production made the decision to have the players entire family reunite with them, it pretty much had no choice but to forego the Reward Challenge. Imagine the winner having to look into the teary-eyed faces of so many youngsters and tell them they must now separate from mommy or daddy! We would have had uncontrollable hysteria much like the scene when parents are forced to separate from their kids on the first day of Kindergarten.

#5 – Was Probst REALLY thanking Fiji Air for making all the family reunions possible? Or was he perhaps giving Fiji Air a contractual plug for the extra sponsorship dollars most likely used to double up this season’s winner’s share? The Aruba Commission determines the latter.

#6 – After enduring that overkill, CBS decides to telecast a second episode of “This is Your Life” on the EoE. It was quite an editing task squeezing in the other eight Edge inhabitants while jumping back and forth between scenes of Adam slobbering all over Daddy-O.

#7 – The episode would have REALLY been “barf bag” material had Production decided to have Sandra’s family waltzing into Quitters Quarters. It was a minor miracle THAT didn’t happen!!

#8 – After squandering nearly half of the episode, back to the game in hand—the Immunity Challenge: An exercise in focus made more challenging by Jeff’s non-stop motormouth. Tony proved to be the Lion King with a top-notch effort earning the coveted Immunity Necklace. Well done, Jersey Boy! Although Tony did have a prior Reward Challenge victory to his credit, it was his first ever individual IC win. He’ll need another challenge win (or more) and/or some out-searching II finds along with another classic vintage Survivor outwit like he demonstrated with Woo if he truly wants to be the “Lion King” at the end of this season.

#9 – Back at camp, we had to endure Sarah taking a page out of Michelle’s “Belly-Ache” Book complaining about Tony being...well...Tony. Never has a partnership alliance (Cops-R-Us) exhibited so much friction. Could we be getting setup for a potential Cops-R-Us F4 fire-making challenge where one would earn its way into the Finals? That scenario would not surprise the Commission.

#10 – Mark Burnett must be shaking his head with the obnoxious whispering now allowed at every TC. Despite the annoying spectacle, several players had much to say. Jeremy was first to get up playing his “Safety with No Power” advantage gifted to him by Natalie. It proved to be a quintessential double-edged sword. It is the Commission’s determination Jeremy was the prime target to receive enough votes to be shipped off to the Edge, thus one side saved his hide. Conversely, the other side severed a major artery. His "squad" more or less told him NOT to use the advantage to maintain their numbers; a sentiment shared by the Jury that did not go unnoticed by the players. Prior to TC, it appeared Michelle had dibs on the irrelevant third seat in the Finals; but now we may have another player in Jeremy for that irrelevant spot. It may quite possibly be the classic case of Jeremy winning the battle, but losing the war.

#11 – It was only the start of advantage play at TC. The others ended up being just as wasteful as the first 30-minutes of this episode. Sarah was next up stealing Denise’s vote; she would have been better served stealing Kim's vote instead to keep Sophie safe. Kim and Tyson were definitely voting Sophie. Denise and Michelle were more wild cards. Kim using her II on Denise proved just as wasteful. Had Tyson saved himself, a revote between Denise and Sophie would have surely spelt Sophie’s demise with Kim retaining her idol.

#12 – It was only a matter of time before win-back player and challenge-threat Tyson would be eventually sent back to EoE. He can still cling onto the hope of reentering the game with one more win-back challenge to be contested. Heading back to the Edge with no fire tokens, he’ll need to suck up to the Perv for some peanut butter.

#13 – Even with precious pertinent Survivor time evaporated by the Loved Ones spectacles, Probst just had to squeeze enough closing seconds to self-promote nauseating footage of the entire Jury swarming him like a pitcher who struck out the final batter in a World Series game seven. The barf bag not needed with no Sandra family visit came in handy for this ending scene.

#14 – The NTOS preview was dominated by Tony. This means one of two scenarios: 1) Castaways have had enough of Tony the Tiger’s behavior and are sending him off to EoE, or 2) The Lion King is solidifying himself as a player who is owning the second half of this season.

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2. "RE: "Be The Survivor"S40, Ep10: “Circle The Jerks”"
>In these days of “sheltering in place” or “safer at home...”


It hasn’t been brought up in this forum, but in these unprecedented times, one must wonder how CBS will handle the live Reunion Show next month. Despite our “Fearless Leader’s” eagerness to reopen our country ASAP, the Aruba Commission concludes a live studio audience would be completely out of the question. It is doubtful all 20 castaways would we willing come together on stage even if Production took measures to assure the six-foot social distancing guidelines.

Perhaps a virtual reunion may be the only viable option at this juncture. It should be interesting.

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3. "A Look Inside"
Welcome to the Early Show starring Jeff Probst.

Tonight’s guests include Survivor Winners and their Familes.
And Heeeere’s Jiffy!

(You may have thought you had tuned in the wrong channel; I hate to be the one to tell you but that was indeed Survivor, or what it’s become these days. I think Jiffy’s biggest career regret has been the network’s refusal to give him a talk show, shoe-boxing him in this role of Survivor Host.)

I must say that I was amused to see that production went to the trouble of setting up 10 stations that included 10 hoops and balls to make the players think they’d have to go through a challenge. What was less amusing is that Jeff has become so formulaic that as soon as he said the words “...who you are playing for...” the players immediately knew they were having the family visit even if it had never occurred this early. Right on cue, these reality TV characters became actors following production’s script and we were in for a crying session. After all, we were watching Survivor Winners; those that had already proven they could do what the show demanded.

Once all the tribes had made it back to camp, Ben had the first interview: He was surprised that the family visit had come so early but he was grateful.

We heard Sarah giving an interview while we saw her playing in the water with Tyson’s daughter. At that moment she felt everyone was putting their guns down. She was letting her sons “play with the enemy.”

Come on down!

Ta-dah ta-dam! Ta-dah Ta-dam! (playing to The Price is Right » music. Short of a talk show, I’m sure Probst would have loved his own game show)

Tonight’s contestants include all the Survivor winners left in the game.

Tony YOU are the winner of tonight’s showcase showdown!

Ben also had the post-game interview where he told us that this vote would reveal who was in control of this tribe. “Tonight, there will be blood” he said.

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OK gang! grab your pop-corn, the Survivor episode is about to start.

Tony, for the first time in 3 seasons, was happy to be “wearing the bullet-proof vest.” He was surprised that it happened on a game that demanded a slow and steady approach because he was usually “fast and sloppy”! Tony does manufacture some funny quotes. He knew that people would come to him with ideas.

Sure enough, Jeremy was fast to suggest they break the Sophie-Sarah pair. Even if Tony said that Ben would never agree to it, Jeremy pushed on, telling us that the two women’s bond was dangerous for people like him who was basically playing by himself. He was frustrated to learn that Tony would not do that. His interview ended with him saying: “I don’t have a voice and that’s not how it should be.”

Despite that, HE would later choose to leave Tribal Council BEFORE his voice, in the form of his vote, could actually be heard.

Sarah talked to Tony, telling him she wanted to eliminate Kim. The policeman preferred going after Tyson. In interview, Sarah explained that Kim would win the game if they didn’t vote her out.

The conversation between Sarah and Tony continued, showing us that this was probably the most dysfunctional alliance in Survivor since Boston Rob and Big Tom in the first All-Stars. This was going to end badly, she concluded and I’m guessing she will be proven right.

When Tony saw that Jeremy and Kim went for a talk, he asked Ben and Nick if they were ready to blindside Jeremy. Tony told us that Jeremy was very fishy.

Talking to Jeremy, Kim invited Tyson to join the pair while we heard her interview in voice-over: “There’s a lot of chaos in camp.” She needed to come up with a different plan because she wasn’t part of the conversations in camp.

The three realized they had to play together, counting on Denise and Michelle to join them. Kim told Tyson and Jeremy that she had an idol. She wanted to use it to vote Sophie.

Tony told a surprised Sarah that Jeremy had been firing shots at her so they had to change the votes again.

Informed of Jeremy’s advantage, Tyson replied that he couldn’t use it because they needed his vote or else they would come up short.

In interview, Jeremy explained his dilemma: He could have safety but his alliance needed him for a vote.

Just before they left for Tribal Council, Sophie told us she wanted Sarah to play her steal-a-vote advantage so that their group could be safe.

Tribal Council

It was a mess as it has become now that production has dropped the “talk-only-when-you-are-spoken-to-by-Jeff” rule that Burnett had enforced from the start.

Right off the bat, Kim talked to Michelle, causing Sarah to go to Ben and Nick to whisper in Sophie’s ear. Tyson joined the conversation between Kim and Michelle. We then saw Michelle stand and go to the side where Sophie, Sarah, Nick and Jeremy were sitting but we were never shown with whom she talked. THIS will be important later on. Like us, the jury was trying to keep track.

After a game of chicken, (where I believe Sarah did say she wanted to steal Jeremy’s vote but, since he was leaving TC, there wasn’t going to be a vote to steal. Jeff probably had to yell “Cut” while production sorted the mess that their cornucopia of advantages had created.) we finally, had a ruling: Jeremy’s “Advantage without Power” had to be played first and THEN Sarah could steal a vote.

Jeremy left, Sarah stole the vote that Denise was going to cast and Kim played her idol to protect Denise.

In the end Kim and Tyson voted for Sophie.

Sophie and Sarah, using one of her two votes, voted for Denise.

Sarah, with her second vote, joined Ben, Nick, Tony AND Michelle in eliminating Tyson.

The Characters

Jeremy: He cannot win this game. We saw the jury’s reaction when he left Tribal Council: Pointing to the distraught Kim, Tyson, Michelle and Denise. Wendell said: “That was his squad right there”, Parvati quickly adding: “He abandoned ship” to which Wendell replied: “He left his squad”.

Nick: How did he weasel his way into the alliance? Could the family visit have changed the game once more? Nick, Michelle and Sophie were the only three players still in the game without kids so maybe there was a special bond created by their partners before the big meeting. If not, then maybe during the feast the three couples got together away from the screaming kids to make a special bond. Independently of the mechanism, Nick who had been an outsider was now right there in the small majority. Even if he makes it to the end, what could Nick possibly sell to the jury?

Denise: The events should have put her in a central role but we heard very little from her. The story isn’t being told from her perspective at all so we cannot see her as a contender.

Sarah: In this joyous episode there was a meanness associated with Sarah’s presentation that makes me think she will not be our winner. Tony was much more diplomatic than her and that is saying a lot. Also, it seems evident that Sophie is the person in charge in this couple. To prove that, we just have to look at the last interview of the episode where it was Sophie who talked about using Sarah’s steal-a-vote advantage, hoping that she could convince Sarah to use it.

Tony: He continues to have fun and our newly appointed “Survivor savant” Tony could very well take his new approach all the way to the end but, like Sarah said: I think it will end badly for him.

Ben: Despite a very little actual role to play in this episode, Ben received a lot of airtime, having the first interview when the tribe returned to camp with their families and then the interview after the challenge. During the pre-merger we gave Adam the role of narrator but we now realize that it was simply because he was in the best place to tell us Ben’s story. We know Ben is Probst’s favorite but does this explain such a big edit?

Kim: How much importance should we put on the fact that they didn’t vote Kim out of the game? Will she win the game as Sarah suggested? It will be hard for her to survive the next cycles but if she does then maybe Sarah’s words will have to be seen as prophetic.

Michelle: While she wasn’t part of Sophie’s discussion group, I believe Michelle was with the group of five all along. She could then have acted as an agent double, stealing Kim’s pitch and relaying it to Sophie’s team. The editors even played into it, not showing us who Michelle talked with during the first phase of scrambling. I don’t think it was by happenstance that Michelle stood away from the other three and looked directly at the group of five when they broke huddle as we clearly see here:


I think there was a quick, silent exchange of information and that Sophie and her group knew Michelle was going to vote against Tyson.

Sophie: She clearly steered the vote after Jeremy left the Council: She stood up and asked her five to go make a decision away from the others. With Sarah eager to eliminate Kim and Tony pointing the finger at the elusive Jeremy, we saw that, once again, the game came down to “Sophie’s Choice”. It was in the huddle that she organized that the decision was made to go after Tyson, outwitting even Kim who gave her idol to Denise. If we continue to see the votes decided by Sophie’s Choices then she will have to be crowned Sole Survivor.


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