BOO! Did that scare the buff off of you? Well, of course not you are Survivor fans, after 24 seasons nothing is going to scare you, you are Survivor survivors, say it loud, say it proud. If you dare…….thunder sound hereTruth or dare: did you dress up as your favorite Survivor for Trick or Treat? Did anyone go as Richard Hatch au natural or are you the more like Jenna or Heidi and held out for the chocolate first? We’re all friends here! Do tell! post photos here….This season on Survivor Philippines: (GAH! Even the location has been regurgitated!) Past players have be hit by lightning bolts and reanimated into the noobies worst nightmare. dum dum dummmmmmm (um, that was supposed to be scary music, sigh) SURVIVOR ZOMBIES .
OH NO you say! “Oh yes we do!” says Jiffy Tweet and Mark “Dr. Frankenstein” Burnet.
Wow, do I take a ride on the Tangent Express or what?
On to it already….. The current filthy batch of contestants are seen lolling around their respective locations when off in the distance they spot the Philippines Navy rowing towards their beaches. Tandangit’s note reads: Malcolm you have 10 minutes to come up with a reason why you are running away from camp while everyone else will have 10 minutes to pack their dirty laundry and get in the boat. All aboard toot toot Kalaboofz’s (gesundheit) note reads: LMAO, you guys are toast! Love, Jiffy & Mark The newly merged tribe gets to eat, except for Skupin who is given the old rice he fought so hard for LOL, way to negotiate that awesome coup, buuuuuddy. It matters not to Mike, who’s happier then a gopher in soft dirt that he made the merge without 3rd degree burns, broken bones or athletes foot. Question here: Since Skupin is technically a merge virgin has he lost some of the taint of a returnee?
Everyone is quietly trying to figure out (without obviously using their toes), if merge at 11 means you made the Jury? Who the F3 knows.
After having a little half-time nosh some of them realize that: 1. The tribes are not even.
2. That someone is going home.
3. There is laundry to attend to.
4. There are TWO zombies left on the island and they’re after the cash too. Now we come to the point of S25. How to deal with Survivor Zombies. Let’s apply some rules to this situation. Rule # 1 Cardio
That’s it everyone, move! Move! MOVE! Get that heart rate up!
Youuuuuuuurrrrrr OUT!! Sayeth the multi millionaire baseball star, JR Ewing, “Get out of my game Zombies I command you!”
Come on Kent, you need to pay attention to the rules before dealing with Zombies. Rule # 8 Get a Kickass Partner.
Well, Mr. Kent, I get that your choices are limited but isn’t Mr. Burns another reanimated veteran? Epic fail on Rule # 8 Zombies are not kickass partners. Apparently neither are old baseball players. On to today’s Immunity Challenge, better known as Watch 11 people lose their Grip. You all saw it, a bucket of swill worth 25% of your weight, a pulley, a rope, a kite string holder and a high speed camera set up to take in all that heart stopping action. Sometimes I hate endurance challenges. Rule #12 Bounty Paper Towels
With paper towels you could have wiped sweaty hands and saved yourself in this challenge, it pays to learn the rules. It shouldn’t have been a surprise but the one guy that hasn’t done a thing but sit on the beach saving his endurance wins and wins big he does. Go Carter, no really Carter, just go. Tyvm. Props to you too Denise, when is anyone going to realize that you seem to be the kickass partner (See Rule # 8) After Immunity we’re treated to the mental gymnastics of former athletes, former actors, former Survivors and future has beens while they try to rid the camp of the zombie returnees. The problem with that is sometimes Zombies know the rules too: Rule # 29 The Buddy System
Penner picks a smart buddy. Rule # 22 Know Your Way Out 
Ah, the protection of a HII. OK rookies, either learn some basic survival rules or you’re all going to be on the menu. Thanks for reading along and remember Rule # 21  .As if you don’t know that already.  
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