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"“Be The Survivor”: S23- Sign Up Thresd"
RollDdice 5949 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-12-11, 02:28 PM (EST)
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"“Be The Survivor”: S23- Sign Up Thresd" |
LAST EDITED ON 09-23-11 AT 05:14 PM (EST) This season of Survivor has snuck (or is it "sneaked"?) up on me, but it’s time to whip up a batch of buttered popcorn with caramel and chocolate covered snark and dive right in. Kingfish and suzzee are on high alert and I’ve asked tribe to design the siggies.
The Cast is listed below. Please request a character (or Snuffer, or animal, or HII; hell, we’re very accepting of cosplay here) and suggest your own tagline. (I should mention that tribe reserves the right to modify taglines for brevity, good taste or legal reasons.) You don’t want to miss out. We’ve got Hantz 2.0, the return of Coach and Ozzy, a gas passer, a Playboy cover model, not to mention a job description that I’ve often used myself… “Model/Actress/Poet” (don’t ask, it was part of a Dateline sting.) It’s going to be fun, but it’s better when you’re in it. Staff EPMB- RollDdice, but you can call me Roll or Dice or Roll the Dice. Jiffy- krismiss2us Flora & Fauna Redemption Island- suzzee Show Stuff Jiffy's Snuffer- Molaholic HII- Belle Book
Other Stuff I haven't even thought of
MissyPissy SenorPissario, MissyPissaria and her cast of thousands. kingfish (Duh!) Miki's Oobies agman Blue Tribe (Upolu)
Coach Benjamin Wade (Alleged coach/known psychopath) mrc Albert Destrade (HS baseball coach) Spanky Brandon Hantz (Hantz 2.0 /nephew of Russell) foonermints Christine Shields Markoski (Teacher) Edna Ma (Anesthesiologist- gas passer) Agman Mikayla “Miki” Wingle (Playboy cover model) suzzee Rick Nelson (Cattle Rancher, not Rick Nelson the singer, because he died in 1985 and that would be creepy) cahaya Sophie Clarke (Med Student) Brownroach Stacey Powell (Funeral Director) caseymagoo Red Tribe (Savaii) Ozzy Lusth (Waiter/ Surfer/ Photographer/ Fish) Scarlett O Hara Dawn Meehan (Instructor, BYU) Karchita Elyse Umemoto (Miss Washington USA, Model/Go-Go Dancer) MissMyth Jim Rice (Med Marijuana Dispensary Owner/ Pro Poker Player) Corvis John Cochran (Harvard Law student) michel Keith Toffefson (Environmental Field Tech) Mark Anthony Caruso (RN / Retired Cop) dabo Semhar Tadesse (Model/Actress/Poet) qwertypie Whitney Duncan (Nashville Singer/Songwriter) jbug Mark "T-Bone" Burnett
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agman 11166 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-12-11, 03:24 PM (EST)
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1. "hey survivor is back" |
Edna Ma please with the tagline....Pull my finger
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09-12-11, 06:57 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: hey survivor is back" |
Magic 8 ball says, "Not available. Please pick another character and create a tagline." Hidden takeout, crouching cookie.
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09-12-11, 03:28 PM (EST)
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2. " Whitney Duncan (Nashville Singer/Songwriter)" |
I'll take care of the country music this season.
Tribe shakes me
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09-15-11, 02:48 PM (EST)
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44. "RE: Whitney Duncan (Nashville Singer/Songwriter)" |
Let me help: When I Said I Would by Whitney Duncan When I said I would, what was I thinkin? Tribe's Creativity Overflowing
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09-12-11, 04:09 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: “Be The Survivor”: S23- Sign Up Thresd" |
LAST EDITED ON 09-13-11 AT 09:07 AM (EST)MissyPissy had to escape across the border, so SenorPissario (Psst...You want some dirty Peetures?) will bring you the latest spoilers this season, they may be total fabrications but they are also guaranteed by the local branch ATM of the Jalisco bank of Generalissimo Franco to be true. I will be enabled and abetted on occasion by that fabulous enchilada herself. Senorita MissyPissaria, la primera Rancharita. Not my real name of course, I yam in hiding until CBS stops trying to serve papers on me, or the statue of imitations runs out, or the local tequila supplier stops my credit. And please don't even suggest that one of the local Mujeres Rancharitas could turn me in for whatever silly reward those Dam Yankee gringos are offering. Es ridículosso. And just to be claro, I am not Russell Hantz*, or any so called nephew of his either. Do not step up that trail or I will be forced to make you eat the worm. Soy seriouso. (* legal disclaimer, not that these niceties really mean anything to those basterds).
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kingfish 20752 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-13-11, 00:17 AM (EST)
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11. "RE: “Be The Survivor”: S23- Sign Up Thresd" |
Note the possible secondary spoiler source, Senorita MissyPissaria, Una Enchalada Rancharita.MissyPissaria promises to be in touch (actual, physical touch) with her feminine self. As can only be imagined by a Piscado Rey. Note CT girl has promised to lend her first hand (she's a righty Rancharita, I think) knowledge to this effort.
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suzzee 5961 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-13-11, 08:07 AM (EST)
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13. "RE: “Be The Survivor”: S23- Sign Up Thresd" |
Ola my scaly amigo!
Charter member of the Sarcasm Society
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kingfish 20752 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-13-11, 09:09 AM (EST)
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14. "RE: “Be The Survivor”: S23- Sign Up Thresd" |
Ola!
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09-12-11, 08:12 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: “Be The Survivor”: S23- Sign Up Thresd" |
I'll be Cochran.Tag line: "I'm at two with nature."
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09-12-11, 09:37 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: “Be The Survivor”: S23- Sign Up Thresd" |
Shows what I know. I thought it was going to be something like:"No, I didn't defend OJ." "When I throw a fit, you must acquit." "John. Not Johnnie." Come to think of it, yours is much better.
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09-12-11, 10:15 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: “Be The Survivor”: S23- Sign Up Thresd" |
Brandon Hantz! That's me! A drop of Gunk off the old truck
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09-13-11, 03:01 AM (EST)
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12. "First Batch o Siggies" |
Brandon:
Cochran:
Edna:
Whitney:
SraPissario...:
HiddenIdol:
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09-15-11, 04:45 PM (EST)
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47. "RE: First Batch o Siggies" |
Well, let's hope for two things:1. That you're nothing like your uncle & 2. That if you are anything like your uncle, you don't last long enough to get hold of me! If you're nothing like your uncle, however, then I don't mind having you hold me.
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09-13-11, 09:45 AM (EST)
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15. "Suzzee's alter ego request form & bribe" |
LAST EDITED ON 09-13-11 AT 10:00 AM (EST)May I please renew my lease for: Tag line: Move Along Loser
Hamsterized by D'Abs. Traumatized by the Hamster House
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09-13-11, 09:45 AM (EST)
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16. "Jiffy's Snuffer" |
with the tag-line"Gonna Wash That Bootee Right Outta My Hair!" Gracias!
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09-13-11, 10:53 AM (EST)
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18. "Suzzee's asking for more" |
May I have Mikayla “Miki”Tag: This Ain't the Jersey Shore Hamsterized by D'Abs
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09-13-11, 11:36 AM (EST)
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19. "Caruso" |
LAST EDITED ON 09-13-11 AT 11:38 AM (EST)"Just one more thing." Phillip wore me out last season, but this guy seems pretty safe. Shame Det. is a rank in the NYPD, if he could really have been Lt. Caruso...
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kingfish 20752 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-15-11, 04:26 PM (EST)
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46. "RE: Caruso" |
Phillip just about wore all of us out.
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09-16-11, 12:35 PM (EST)
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51. "RE: Caruso" |
Amen to that, brudda.
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09-13-11, 03:56 PM (EST)
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20. "SEMHAR TADESSE" |
LAST EDITED ON 09-13-11 AT 03:59 PM (EST)I'm a Poet and didn't even know That.
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09-14-11, 00:20 AM (EST)
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25. "RE: SEMHAR TADESSE" |
*THUD*
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09-13-11, 10:37 PM (EST)
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23. "Ozzy!!!" |
I'll be Ozzy!!! Dolphin Boy - 3rd times a charm or feel free to come up with something more creative ...
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09-14-11, 03:51 PM (EST)
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27. "Housekeeping Note" |
As you can see from the CAST LIST above, we still have a lot of spots available. In the past there have been posters who've cried themselves to sleep at night while shouting to the heavens, "If I had only known...!"I'm asking that you each please get the word out to other RTVW-ers that this is a great time to pick a Survivor and embark on our little Snarkapalooza. Limited time offer. No salesman will call. BOGO. Operators are standing by...
Hidden takeout, crouching cookie. Your Host, EP Mark "Getting Them Into The Tent" Burnett
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09-14-11, 04:28 PM (EST)
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28. "Giddy Up" |
I'll take Rick Nelson, the cattle rancher.
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09-14-11, 04:52 PM (EST)
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29. "RE: Giddy Up" |
& who will Zenbot take?
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09-14-11, 05:02 PM (EST)
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30. "RE: Giddy Up" |
The horse.
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09-14-11, 05:45 PM (EST)
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35. "RE: Giddy Up" |
I was hopin' ole zen would take me out to the ball game!
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09-14-11, 05:27 PM (EST)
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32. "Second Batch o Siggies" |
LAST EDITED ON 09-14-11 AT 05:28 PM (EST)Mark Anthony Caruso:
Mikayla:
Ozzy:
Rick:
Semhar:
Redemption Island:
The Snuffer:
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09-14-11, 05:36 PM (EST)
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33. "RE: “Be The Survivor”: S23- Sign Up Thresd" |
LAST EDITED ON 09-14-11 AT 05:41 PM (EST)I'll be Sophie. "As if I have a choice..."
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09-14-11, 05:43 PM (EST)
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34. "Coach?" |
I'll take him if he's available.
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09-14-11, 07:39 PM (EST)
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36. "Jim" |
No one took the pot guy yet? Wow. "Dude, I'm all in!"
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krismiss2us 821 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent"
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09-14-11, 08:33 PM (EST)
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37. "Jiffy...don't call me" |
LAST EDITED ON 09-14-11 AT 08:35 PM (EST)I wanna be Jeff!!! I'm the new JP! And all ya'll are just a bunch of ijigits! I could do this game with one hand tied behind my back...as long as hair and makeup are there to make me look good. Tag line: SMD baby!
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09-14-11, 08:36 PM (EST)
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38. "Check out the SP Official Summary Threads too!" |
LAST EDITED ON 09-14-11 AT 08:44 PM (EST)I jumped in to look at kircon's thresd, and she was nice enough to not only mention us, but she even provided a link and an invitation for others to check out BTS. So look sharp. (kingfish, I'm talkin' to you. Zip your fly!) If you really want to know what happened on Survivor, check out kircon's band of merry Summary Writers.
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09-15-11, 03:07 PM (EST)
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45. "RE: Check out the SP Official Summary Threads too!" |
You need to be more specific. Zip your fly UP. FiXed. Hamsterized by D'Abs
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09-14-11, 09:33 PM (EST)
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39. "RE: “Be The Survivor”: S23- Sign Up Thresd" |
This is the way to start a season; you gotta get wet, so let's jump right in and go skinny dippin!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vyzHkv42W8 Tennessee girls have fire and ice in our blood! We can ride 4wheelers and horses, be a princess, love with a passion, throw left hooks, fish and hunt with the guys, and if we have an opinion you're gonna hear it! Proud to be one....
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09-15-11, 11:46 AM (EST)
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42. "RE: “Be The Survivor”: S23- Sign Up Thresd" |
I'll take Dawn, the psycho English prof. Siggie: Psycho English prof. She'd have been ok if they'd let her keep her red pen. It takes one to know one, right?
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09-15-11, 02:48 PM (EST)
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43. "RE: “Be The Survivor”: S23- Sign Up Thresd" |
Could I take Elyse? Tag line "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"
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09-16-11, 00:33 AM (EST)
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49. "Third Batch o Siggies" |
Coach:
Dawn:
Elyse:
Jim: OR Sophie:
J Pro:
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09-16-11, 01:34 PM (EST)
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52. "RE: Third Batch o Siggies" |
Thanks, tribe! *smoochie*
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09-18-11, 04:24 PM (EST)
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55. "RE: Stacey" |
If she's still available, I'll take Stacey 'Bring out your dead'
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09-18-11, 05:49 PM (EST)
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56. "Stacey Siggie" |
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09-19-11, 08:49 AM (EST)
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57. "RE: Stacey Siggie" |
Thanks!>
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09-19-11, 09:47 AM (EST)
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58. "RE: “Be The Survivor”: S23- Sign Up Thresd" |
I will do Albert the baseball coach/relationship coach.I didn't see a siggie, but I think his tagline should be: I'd hit that.
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09-19-11, 10:18 AM (EST)
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60. "yea!" |
Spanky has come out to play! (I've been thinking about you & wondering how you are) Tennessee girls have fire and ice in our blood! We can ride 4wheelers and horses, be a princess, love with a passion, throw left hooks, fish and hunt with the guys, and if we have an opinion you're gonna hear it! Proud to be one....
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09-19-11, 03:54 PM (EST)
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62. "Albert Siggie" |
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09-19-11, 02:19 PM (EST)
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61. "Let's Get it On! (some housekeeping items)" |
LAST EDITED ON 09-19-11 AT 02:20 PM (EST) First of all, I want to thank all of you for jumping on the bandwagon. We nearly have a full cast and that's what helps make the BTS thresds so much fun.
Still available: 1) Christine from Upolu. (She says she's a teacher, but the way this cast lies she could be an international arms dealer.) 2) Keith from Savaii. He's listed as an Environmental Field Tech, but that sounds as phony as Phillip's job title last season. We also have room for seagull, crab, etc. characters. Don't be afraid to invite friends to join in or you can even double up on characters if you want to express a different point of view. (yes, suzzee, I'm staring at you. But in a good way.) Secondly, I would like to solicit parody titles for the tribe names. Last season I tried to use a different set each week, but I was gasping for air by the end. (By way of example, for S23 Ep01 I used "Upload" for Upolu and "Save As" for Savaii.) Send me your best tribe names via PM and I'll use them in an upcoming parody summary.) Lastly, a very appreciative, life-saving shout out to tribe for creating and modifying all of the sig pics. He's a gem and he handles all of our creative requests, changes and nonsense with charm and grace. Bounce or Die by IceCat
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09-22-11, 08:37 PM (EST)
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67. "RE: Let's Get it On! (some housekeeping items)" |
Feel free to use the two tribe names I had in my episode summary... Ulolu and Savant. Savant because they've got a swimming savant in Ozzy, an idiot savant in Cochran and had a spoken-word savant in Semhar. Ulolu, well, that's kinda self-explanatory with Coach and Brandon doing their thing.
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09-23-11, 04:02 PM (EST)
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68. "Hey Tribe, one last contestant siggie " |
makayla's oobies with the tag line they're real and spectacular. Thanks in advance.
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09-23-11, 04:16 PM (EST)
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69. "RE: Hey Tribe, one last contestant siggie " |
I thought you were going to request her ears!
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09-23-11, 04:24 PM (EST)
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70. "Here they are..." |
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p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e -
p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e -
p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e -
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