Hey, I kind of like these ideas.>make it more challenging to be
>there - shut off the
>electricity,
How about no electricity in the house except what the houseguests generate using stationary bikes or manual treadmills. Any extra generated during the day could be put in a storage battery for night. Then there would be lots of fights about no hot water and blow dryer usage blowing out the stove. Kind of like the biodome with someone winning money. With all the smokers in there now, only Hardy and Will look like they're fit enought to generate some energy.
burst a pipe or
>two, set the place on
>fire -- something to get
>them off their asses.
Fire is too dangerous. But they definitely have it too cushy. Maybe let a feral cat loose in the house and make them capture it or learn to share the house and food with it. Make them put on a talent show with America voting on if we like it enough for them to get food next week. Monica, Nicole, Krista and Bunky performing "It's Raining Men." If we don't like it they only get gruel next week, aka, Oliver Twist or PB&J. That's worth 99 cents.
>maybe they should make them debate
>current issues -- let them
>read through the campaign finance
>reform bill, or the patient's
>bill of rights bill
Come now, did you see Monica and Krista in the food questions? Anyone who has never heard of cheeseheads or a Bartlett pear is not going to be my first choice as interpreter of the patient's bill of rights. Although it would be interesting to see how badly they could mangle the English language in trying to read the legal terms and bureaucratic jargon. Could Al Gore be locked in as Justin's replacement and to add some excitement?
My wish list for things they could start doing:
Bunky: Wear a shirt and/or shave most of his body
Will: drag a comb through that mop
Krista: wash her hands
Kent: remove the growth
My wish list for things they could stop doing:
Hardy: Crying, flexing, and the wool cap
Krista: Kissing all the men and smoking
Monica: hair extensions and smoking
Mike: rapping, weird hairdos/headgear and hitting on women
Nicole: Crying and smoking