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07-30-01, 02:38 PM (EST)
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"thursday's show...a little late"
someone in the house pretty much got it right when they said...it's boring in here. that must be why the film footage blows...no excitement.
they should really get some creative ideas with what to do with their time & i mean the programers, not the house members.
make it more challenging to be there - shut off the electricity, burst a pipe or two, set the place on fire -- something to get them off their asses.
maybe they should make them debate current issues -- let them read through the campaign finance reform bill, or the patient's bill of rights bill - tell america what kind of crap is in there.
it's way too cush with all that food, beer, champagne, hot tub, (and what appears to be an endless supply of smokes)...

anyway - the whole show was pretty boring & they booted shannon, but not before they had some gratuitous ass shots of her. her mother commended her for using hardy's toothbrush in the bowl...nice family support. i think if doctor strangelove was so in love with her - he would a left the house with her.

she got pressed by that julie chick to tell where the romance was headed & she said she wasnt sure, but her expression said "nowhere, i was just using him...and let that be a warning to my boyfriend - i'm just using him too"

cookie monster kent won the HOHR job, but i swear he cheated - his blindfold was a little loose & that thing on his face helped him see under it. he clearly hesitates so he can look around before he makes his step. we'll see who he goes after - my guess is he'll try to knock the doc off or v-ice.

now for roll call & predictions:

Bunky - thinks everyone like him, but no one does
Hardy - still playing the smooth operator role....hoping to land a role in a daytime soap.
Kent - i told you this guy was a lying a cheat...as HOHR he will piss off enough people to get him booted in the next round
Krista - white trash
Mike - damn that guy needs to quit rappin....shut up already
Monica - axe her to what?
Nicole - cryed again this week...for being a dumdum in the challenge
Will - his mom thinks he'll make a move on krista now that shannons gone...i'm taking bets that he says the "L" word to krista in the next 2 weeks.

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Mumbo Jumbo 270 desperate attention whore postings
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07-30-01, 05:01 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: thursday's show...a little late"
Hey, I kind of like these ideas.

>make it more challenging to be
>there - shut off the
>electricity,

How about no electricity in the house except what the houseguests generate using stationary bikes or manual treadmills. Any extra generated during the day could be put in a storage battery for night. Then there would be lots of fights about no hot water and blow dryer usage blowing out the stove. Kind of like the biodome with someone winning money. With all the smokers in there now, only Hardy and Will look like they're fit enought to generate some energy.


burst a pipe or
>two, set the place on
>fire -- something to get
>them off their asses.

Fire is too dangerous. But they definitely have it too cushy. Maybe let a feral cat loose in the house and make them capture it or learn to share the house and food with it. Make them put on a talent show with America voting on if we like it enough for them to get food next week. Monica, Nicole, Krista and Bunky performing "It's Raining Men." If we don't like it they only get gruel next week, aka, Oliver Twist or PB&J. That's worth 99 cents.

>maybe they should make them debate
>current issues -- let them
>read through the campaign finance
>reform bill, or the patient's
>bill of rights bill

Come now, did you see Monica and Krista in the food questions? Anyone who has never heard of cheeseheads or a Bartlett pear is not going to be my first choice as interpreter of the patient's bill of rights. Although it would be interesting to see how badly they could mangle the English language in trying to read the legal terms and bureaucratic jargon. Could Al Gore be locked in as Justin's replacement and to add some excitement?

My wish list for things they could start doing:

Bunky: Wear a shirt and/or shave most of his body
Will: drag a comb through that mop
Krista: wash her hands
Kent: remove the growth

My wish list for things they could stop doing:

Hardy: Crying, flexing, and the wool cap
Krista: Kissing all the men and smoking
Monica: hair extensions and smoking
Mike: rapping, weird hairdos/headgear and hitting on women
Nicole: Crying and smoking

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