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Puffy 6702 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 07-29-01, 11:50 PM (EST) "Do Tortoises use cell phones?" LAST EDITED ON 07-30-01 AT 02:16 AM (EST) The "American Public" is supposed to vote on who we want to receive a 3 minute phone call from his/her loved one. Will has stated that the loved one he misses the most is his tortoise. Will the tortoise use a cell phone? a speaker phone? a princess phone/ a tortoise-shell phone?   Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: Do Tortoises use cell phones? SkyRaider 07-30-01 1    RE: Do Tortoises use cell phones? Puffy 07-30-01 2        RE: Do Tortoises use cell phones? Kismet 07-30-01 3            The tortoise and the hair Mumbo Jumbo 07-30-01 4                RE: The tortoise and the hair Puffy 07-30-01 5

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SkyRaider 1301 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson" 07-30-01, 00:07 AM (EST) 1. "RE: Do Tortoises use cell phones?" LAST EDITED ON 07-30-01 AT 02:32 AM (EST) Maybe it will reach out and bite his nose off! At 99 cents a phone call, I don't think many of the "American Public" cares who talks to whom (womb?) for three minutes. $20 for the "live feed" 99 cents to "vote" on a phone call....Geez, no wonder their food bill can go so high for a week! It's not like CBS is paying for anything! P.T. Barnum is still alive and well!   Top

Puffy 6702 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 07-30-01, 02:17 AM (EST) 2. "RE: Do Tortoises use cell phones?" If it bites Will's head off, the tortoise will get a fur ball stuck in his throat and won't be able to speak on the phone and it will be a wasted phone call.   Top

Kismet 803 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent" 07-30-01, 05:19 AM (EST) 3. "RE: Do Tortoises use cell phones?" >If it bites Will's head off, >the tortoise will get >a fur ball stuck in his >throat and won't be able >to >speak on the phone and it >will be a wasted phone >call. > Not to mention that it would probably kill him. The last thing CBS needs is another PETA protest LOL! Kismet   Top

Mumbo Jumbo 270 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star" 07-30-01, 11:24 AM (EST) 4. "The tortoise and the hair" >Not to mention that it would >probably kill him. The last >thing CBS needs is another >PETA protest LOL! > Kismet, I'm assuming you're worried about the tortoise dying and not Will! If I remember right, wasn't the tortoise named Buttercup? Will has such a way with the females of every species. As an ode to boomerang, sing to "Why do you build me up, Buttercup, baby?" Why don't you bite his nose, Buttercup, baby? Then spit it out, Don't let it go down, Cause nosehairs, can't be good for you, baby Though you think they look Tasty and green. Will loves you, More than Shannon or Krista, You know that he has from the start So spit it out, Don't spoil your lunch. P.S. to Buttercup: Don't use your toothbrush today. We'll talk later.   Top

Puffy 6702 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 07-30-01, 06:00 PM (EST) 5. "RE: The tortoise and the hair" Cute lyrics, Mumbo Jumbo, but I think you forgot something. Will shaves EVERYWHERE...no nose hairs for him!   Top

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