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"Song Parody Challenge"
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Cygnus X1 7505 desperate attention whore postings
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03-25-05, 00:07 AM (EST)
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"Song Parody Challenge"
LAST EDITED ON 03-25-05 AT 00:11 AM (EST)

Bebo threatened it, but I'll go through with it!

Let's hear your best song parodies about the state of play on TAR 7 thus far!

This one came to mind...

I'm Not Obsessed
Sung by Lynn
Based on 10CC's "I'm Not In Love"

Iím not obsessed
With Rawb and Ambuh
Itís just a silly phase Iím going through
And just because
I hate their guts
Donít get me wrong, donít think weíll lose the race
Iím not obsessed, no no, itís because . . .

Iíd love to beat you
But then again
This doesnít mean you mean that much to me
So at the Detour
If weíre there first
Donít get too close, you see, youíre an STD
Iím not obsessed, no no, itís because . . .

(whispered to fade)
Big boys donít whine
Big boys donít whine
Big boys donít whine
...

I keep repeating
"Beat Rawb and Ambuh"
Itís just a phrase that helps me sleep at night
And just because
You won two trips
And we got squat, donít mean that much to me
Iím not obsessed, no no, itís because . . .

Oooh, weíll be all right soon, youíll see
Oooh, weíll be all right soon
Oooh, weíll be all right soon, youíll see
Oooh, weíll be all right soon

Iím not obsessed
With Rawb and Ambuh
Itís just a silly phase Iím going through
And just because
I hate their guts
Donít get me wrong, donít think weíll lose the race
Iím not obsessed, Iím not obsessed . . .


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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 Lament of Lynn and Alex kathliam 03-25-05 1
 Wow! Silvergirl1 03-25-05 2
 Another Jerk In The Race Cygnus X1 03-25-05 3
 RE: Song Parody Challenge TARugh 03-25-05 4
 T.A.R. Snidget 03-25-05 5
 RE: Song Parody Challenge Bebo 03-25-05 6

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kathliam 3669 desperate attention whore postings
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03-25-05, 10:58 AM (EST)
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1. "Lament of Lynn and Alex"
Cygnus, I really should have read yours before I wrote mine, but consider it a companion piece.

The Lament of Lynn and Alex
to the tune of 'You're So Vain' by Carly Simon

You walked onto the starting line
Like you were winning Survivor A$$
Your hat strategically backwards on your head
Your accent is truly crass
You had one eye on the finish mat
As you watched the teams depart
And all the teams dreamed that they'd beat you senseless
They'd beat you senseless, and

You're so vain
You probably think this race is about you
You're so vain
You know weíre going to beat you,
Don't you? Don't you?

You had your chance several years ago
When you were in Marquesas
Well you said youíd employ the same strategies
And that you would never leave
But weíll take away your lead, you know
And one of them is me
I had some dreams of beating Romber,
Must finish before Romber.

You're so vain
You probably think we just want to race you
You're so vain
You know we only want to beat you
Don't you? Don't you?

We had some dreams of beating Romber
Musts finish before Romber and

You're so vain
We beat you paddling down the river,
You're so vain
We ate the meat and you couldnít do it,
Could you? Could you?

Well I hear you went up to Mendoza
And your horse naturally won
Then you flew your charter to Buenos Aires
And found your boat while we had water fun.
You see we donít care if we win this race
We only care that you lose
Youíll come in last, eliminated,
Last and eliminated

You're so vain
Weíre obsessed the last team arriving is you
You're so vain
You think your luck and charm will carry you,
Don't you? Don't you? Don't you?

You're so vain
We only care about finishing before you
You're so vain
We only care about finishing before you
You're so vain
You probably think we just want to race you

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03-25-05, 12:15 PM (EST)
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2. "Wow!"

I love both of those song parodies! Thanks you guys.

Silvergirl
Not feeling inspired right now.
Confessions of a Mermaid

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03-25-05, 02:27 PM (EST)
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3. "Another Jerk In The Race"
Another Jerk In The Race
Sung by Ray
Based on Pink Floyd's "Another Brick In the Wall, Part 2"

We don't need no racing geezers
We don't need no kid and mom
No Roadblocks with these bottom feeders
Deana, suck it up and go
Hey! Deana! Tell that horse to go!
All in all, I'm just a-nother jerk in the Race
All in all, I'm just a-nother jerk in the Race

(voice)
"If you don't eat your meat, you can't get to the Pit Stop!
How can you get to the Pit Stop if you don't eat your meat?"


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03-25-05, 04:07 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: Song Parody Challenge"
Well, not exactly a parody, but a really bad rap tune that stars all of the TAR 7 teams:

We are all-American, we cannot die
Even though its proven that helicopters, I cannot fly
I flew in Iraq! I crashed in Iraq!
And we will not win, because Kelly has my back!

Dude, like my brother, is like, totally cool
Wish the blonds were here cuz they made me drool
When we will be eliminated, (its a matter of time)
Lets go find pink pants, I wanna make her mine

We are real hot, we thought this would work
Using our looks and hitting on a jerk
To ease our way to first, this was our plan
Instead we head home with no money in our hand

MEREDITH MERIDITH I'm in pain!
Slow down to 15 because you're driving me insane
We are the token old folks, we should be gone
Instead we irritate you with this song

'Member us y'all, we once played
Instead we done got elimated so we cannot stay
So 'stead of loozyn weight in this ding dang of a hoe down
I git to mah farm iyn Carolaanuh that is fixin' ta go brown

Mommy Mommy! Let me be!
Let me dwell in my stew of misery
No no, Patrick, Mommy knows best
Even though the world agrees with me that you're a pest

Ray, I can't do this, please throw in the towel
No way, you miserable slice of bowel
Shut your pie hole before I throw a fit
Say hi to my fist, and be prepared to be hit

Kiss me, hug me, touch me, thrill me, I love you so
Si, estoy de acuedro contigo, Te amo
Mmmm the beach is real pretty, but not as good as you
Ah, gracias cariŮa, except we are through.

Oh how I hate Rob and Amber, I hate them so much
Its only you Lynn, I like to touch
And make perverted jokes as we race along
Thanks Alex. I can't wait to see you in a thong.

We are the likeables, we are the token blacks
We used to work at Enron wearing suits and slacks
But now we get excited about every destination
While other teams make America look like a dumb nation

We ah gonna win, we make this cle-yah
So to the oth-uh teams, we say goodbye and "See ya"
We take our time, and we ah still on top
So if you wanna race, I'd say give up and stop

And Randy says "Dawg, you brought it tonight!"

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03-25-05, 04:37 PM (EST)
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5. "T.A.R."
T.A.R
Based on M.T.A. by The Kingston Trio


These are the times that try men's souls
In the course of our nation's history
The people of Boston have rallied bravely
Whenever the rights of men have been threatened
Today, a new crisis has arisen
The Amazing Race
Better known as the T.A.R .
Is attempting to levy a burdensome trial
On the racers in the form of DAW's from other shows
Citizens, hear me out, this could happen to you

Well, let me tell you of the story
Of two good old boys
On a tragic and fateful day
They put the clue in their pocket
Load tested the zippy lines
Went to ride on the T.A.R.

But did they ever return, no they never returned
And their fate is still unlearned (poor Hillbillies)
They were passed forever by the Rob of Boston
They're the team who never returned.

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03-25-05, 05:35 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: Song Parody Challenge"
Come and listen to my story 'bout a guy named Rob
He and his wicked girlfriend make the others look like slobs
At least that's how the CBS folks wish that it would be
'Cause as long as he's around, there's lots of publicity

(Press, that is. Interviews. Magazines.)

Well the first thing you know, old Rob is making deals
And the other teams get mad, so we listen to them squeal
When they said, "How did they make the plane?" I said, "Losers, shut your face!
Would you just forget about them and go run the freakin' Race!"

{Y'all go Detour, y'hear?)


"If there was ever a time you wanted permission to run over a clown . . . ."

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