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Cygnus X1 7505 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-02-05, 03:27 PM (EST) "Episode 1 - Hawkeye 10" 1. So yet another TAR begins in the Los Angeles area. What would be a more appropriate, unique starting point for a future TAR, and why? 2. What was in the trunk of Rob's car that gave him so much trouble opening it? 3. When Ryan and Chuck went across the zip line, Ryan said, “We’ll be the first ones to load test it.” What else have they load-tested, and what was the result? 4. How difficult was it for Jerry Bruckheimer to find translators into English . . . from Ryan and Chuck? From Rob? 5. Rob said he feared the others could have been scheming to “vote him off” around the bonfire on the beach at Ancon. What else could the others have done to make him feel more at home? 6. Why did everyone start digging in the sand pile of 7:40 AM airline tickets without noticing that there was also a 7:00 AM pile? What else did they think was in there? 7. Who were the better singers on this episode, and why: Lynn and Alex with “We Are Racing In Peru”, or Ryan and Chuck with “She’ll Be Comin’ Round The Mountain”? 8. As far as we know, Susan and Patrick were the only ones blessed with lots of spit from the llamas. Why did the llamas choose them? 9. When Deana kept asking Ray for help with her rope basket, Ray kept replying, “Suck it up.” Use your creativity and keep it PG-13 when you answer where Deana has heard this from Ray before. (C’mon, I have faith in you.) 10. Besides being Philiminated, what would have happened to war hero Ron and beauty queen Kelly if they had lost that foot race to the Pit Stop to Ryan and Chuck? I want one of those ponchos.   Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: Episode 1 - Hawkeye 10 arturbars 03-02-05 1    RE: Episode 1 - Hawkeye 10 DearAbby 03-02-05 3        RE: Episode 1 - Hawkeye 10 Cygnus X1 03-02-05 4  RE: Episode 1 - Hawkeye 10 Seana 03-02-05 2  RE: Episode 1 - Hawkeye 10 KObrien_fan 03-02-05 5    RE: Episode 1 - Hawkeye 10 Cygnus X1 03-02-05 6        RE: Episode 1 - Hawkeye 10 KObrien_fan 03-02-05 8  RE: Episode 1 - Hawkeye 10 Molaholic 03-02-05 7  RE: Episode 1 - Hawkeye 10 Surveysez 03-03-05 9  RE: Episode 1 - Hawkeye 10 mikey 03-03-05 10  RE: Episode 1 - Hawkeye 10 ARnutz 03-05-05 11

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arturbars 605 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator" 03-02-05, 04:00 PM (EST) 1. "RE: Episode 1 - Hawkeye 10" LAST EDITED ON 03-02-05 AT 04:02 PM (EST) 1. So yet another TAR begins in the Los Angeles area. What would be a more appropriate, unique starting point for a future TAR, and why? South-Central LA or Compton, then Uchenna and Joyce would be the only one to get to the airport... 2. What was in the trunk of Rob's car that gave him so much trouble opening it? Lex 3. When Ryan and Chuck went across the zip line, Ryan said, “We’ll be the first ones to load test it.” What else have they load-tested, and what was the result? They load tested the lamas, and found out that they are not as strong as cows... 5. Rob said he feared the others could have been scheming to “vote him off” around the bonfire on the beach at Ancon. What else could the others have done to make him feel more at home? Bring in Jiffy with some coconuts and Rupert with some fish... 6. Why did everyone start digging in the sand pile of 7:40 AM airline tickets without noticing that there was also a 7:00 AM pile? What else did they think was in there? Crabs... sand crabs... from Debbie and Bianca... 8. As far as we know, Susan and Patrick were the only ones blessed with lots of spit from the llamas. Why did the llamas choose them? Llamas are very sensitive to pure evil. And there is something really freaky about those two... 9. When Deana kept asking Ray for help with her rope basket, Ray kept replying, “Suck it up.” Use your creativity and keep it PG-13 when you answer where Deana has heard this from Ray before. (C’mon, I have faith in you.) When he uses her as a punching bag for their training...   Top

DearAbby 3008 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 03-02-05, 04:46 PM (EST) 3. "RE: Episode 1 - Hawkeye 10" >2. What was in the trunk of Rob's car that >gave him so much trouble opening it? > >Lex You stole my line! But that's okay, because I was having trouble coming up with answers for the rest of them.   Top

Cygnus X1 7505 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-02-05, 05:00 PM (EST) 4. "RE: Episode 1 - Hawkeye 10" That's what I get for not watching Survivor. I wouldn't have known that line.   Top

Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-02-05, 04:30 PM (EST) 2. "RE: Episode 1 - Hawkeye 10" 1. So yet another TAR begins in the Los Angeles area. What would be a more appropriate, unique starting point for a future TAR, and why? Somewhere with nice, big wide open spaces and fewer cement abutments. With great big arrows pointing in the direction of the airport. 2. What was in the trunk of Rob's car that gave him so much trouble opening it? It’s not what was in it so much as the trunk had simply never heard of him, so Rob couldn’t use his “fame” to get ahead. 3. When Ryan and Chuck went across the zip line, Ryan said, “We’ll be the first ones to load test it.” What else have they load-tested, and what was the result? The rickshaw. Result: they had to get out and pull it themselves. Ah, the poor rickshaw driver. 4. How difficult was it for Jerry Bruckheimer to find translators into English . . . from Ryan and Chuck? From Rob? Yep, that one made me *snort*. I’m vaguely offended that Mr. Bruckheimer thought I needed the subtitles, though. The jerk. 5. Rob said he feared the others could have been scheming to “vote him off” around the bonfire on the beach at Ancon. What else could the others have done to make him feel more at home? They could have given him a pretty piece of driftwood and told him that it meant he had immunity on the next elimination leg, so he didn’t need to try to win. 6. Why did everyone start digging in the sand pile of 7:40 AM airline tickets without noticing that there was also a 7:00 AM pile? What else did they think was in there? Lying beyotch repellent. 7. Who were the better singers on this episode, and why: Lynn and Alex with “We Are Racing In Peru”, or Ryan and Chuck with “She’ll Be Comin’ Round The Mountain”? Since I missed the Lynn/Alex number, I’ll vote for that one. 8. As far as we know, Susan and Patrick were the only ones blessed with lots of spit from the llamas. Why did the llamas choose them? To provide irony, given their tough talk in the beginning. 9. When Deana kept asking Ray for help with her rope basket, Ray kept replying, “Suck it up.” Use your creativity and keep it PG-13 when you answer where Deana has heard this from Ray before. (C’mon, I have faith in you.) That faith is completely unjustified. 10. Besides being Philiminated, what would have happened to war hero Ron and beauty queen Kelly if they had lost that foot race to the Pit Stop to Ryan and Chuck? They would *never* have been able to show their faces at their army buddy/beauty queen reunions again. I am smart. I look for things.   Top

KObrien_fan 8360 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-02-05, 06:21 PM (EST) 5. "RE: Episode 1 - Hawkeye 10" LAST EDITED ON 03-02-05 AT 06:23 PM (EST) 1. So yet another TAR begins in the Los Angeles area. What would be a more appropriate, unique starting point for a future TAR, and why? What would be a great start is Hardwick Vermont. Talk about being lost in translation. Teams would go up to a farmer and say "Do you know how to get to Burlington" and the farmer would look them in the eye and say "Ayup". Or another good Vermont answer "You can't get theya from heya" (You can't get there from here- for those of you that need it translated) 2. What was in the trunk of Rob's car that gave him so much trouble opening it? Nothing, but Lex had been lying in the shadows and moments before Rob and Amber appeared, he put super glue in the keyhole and along the edge of the trunk. 3. When Ryan and Chuck went across the zip line, Ryan said, “We’ll be the first ones to load test it.” What else have they load-tested, and what was the result? The cab that took them up the hill toward the final pitstop. The result was 2 cars passed them by and they lost the footrace and had to go home. 4. How difficult was it for Jerry Bruckheimer to find translators into English . . . from Ryan and Chuck? From Rob? They called Darrah Johnson to be the translator for Ryan and Chuck, but then they couldn't understand her either. After that, they tried Twila Tanner but she was out of the country at a beauty spa. Finally they gave up and didn't actually get a translator. They just used sub-titles and gave the writer full creative reign to make anything up, since nobody would know the difference anyway. As far as for Rob, all they had to do was realize that any word that ends in "A" will sound like "er" and any word that ends in "er, or" would sound like "Ah", and they had him translated. For example: Normal sentence: Tina can you get me a beer? Rob would say "Teener can you get me a bee-ah" 5. Rob said he feared the others could have been scheming to “vote him off” around the bonfire on the beach at Ancon. What else could the others have done to make him feel more at home? If they brought out a big bowl of Fafaru (smelly fish) he would have felt right at home. 6. Why did everyone start digging in the sand pile of 7:40 AM airline tickets without noticing that there was also a 7:00 AM pile? What else did they think was in there? These are the sandy beaches of Hermosa dude, what the heck do you think was buried there? Would you have touched it? Well they didn't want to either. 7. Who were the better singers on this episode, and why: Lynn and Alex with “We Are Racing In Peru”, or Ryan and Chuck with “She’ll Be Comin’ Round The Mountain”? Lynn and Alex, it was a much more creative rendition. Next they will give an encore presentation of "Are you hot in Chile?" 8. As far as we know, Susan and Patrick were the only ones blessed with lots of spit from the llamas. Why did the llamas choose them? The Llamas were in heat. They were also gay. Enough said. 9. When Deana kept asking Ray for help with her rope basket, Ray kept replying, “Suck it up.” Use your creativity and keep it PG-13 when you answer where Deana has heard this from Ray before. (C’mon, I have faith in you.) Duh, her plate of spagetti 10. Besides being Philiminated, what would have happened to war hero Ron and beauty queen Kelly if they had lost that foot race to the Pit Stop to Ryan and Chuck? They would not pass go, they would not win the million dollars and they would not live happily ever after.   Top

Cygnus X1 7505 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-02-05, 07:01 PM (EST) 6. "RE: Episode 1 - Hawkeye 10" What would be a great start is Hardwick Vermont. Talk about being lost in translation. Teams would go up to a farmer and say "Do you know how to get to Burlington" and the farmer would look them in the eye and say "Ayup". Or another good Vermont answer "You can't get theya from heya" (You can't get there from here- for those of you that need it translated) And then when the teams get miffed at him, he can always reply, "Well...(very long pause) *I* ain't lost." Invisible to telescopic eye / Infinity, the star that would not die...   Top

KObrien_fan 8360 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-02-05, 07:22 PM (EST) 8. "RE: Episode 1 - Hawkeye 10" Yes, that is another great Vermontism, did you read the book? I live the book, lol.   Top

Molaholic 9015 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-02-05, 07:13 PM (EST) 7. "RE: Episode 1 - Hawkeye 10" 1. So yet another TAR begins in the Los Angeles area. What would be a more appropriate, unique starting point for a future TAR, and why? While still, Los Angeles, why not the LA BREA TAR PITS? (Which, translated, means "The The Tar Tar Pits" --- funny folk in LA, yaknow?) 2. What was in the trunk of Rob's car that gave him so much trouble opening it? Rupert Bonham. Some how, that extra million dollar check never got cashed. 3. When Ryan and Chuck went across the zip line, Ryan said, “We’ll be the first ones to load test it.” What else have they load-tested, and what was the result? Ummm... lemme see. They discovered that those "one size fits all" adult diapers, don't. 4. How difficult was it for Jerry Bruckheimer to find translators into English . . . from Ryan and Chuck? From Rob? Ryan and Chuck made it easy, get Philiminated in the first episode. As for Rob -- Ted Kennedy's not doing anything right now. 5. Rob said he feared the others could have been scheming to “vote him off” around the bonfire on the beach at Ancon. What else could the others have done to make him feel more at home? Started chanting "YANKEES SUCK YANKEES SUCK!" 6. Why did everyone start digging in the sand pile of 7:40 AM airline tickets without noticing that there was also a 7:00 AM pile? What else did they think was in there? They figured with all the bunching, may as well get an extra 40 mins in the sack. 7. Who were the better singers on this episode, and why: Lynn and Alex with “We Are Racing In Peru”, or Ryan and Chuck with “She’ll Be Comin’ Round The Mountain”? I forget, which scene was shorter? 8. As far as we know, Susan and Patrick were the only ones blessed with lots of spit from the llamas. Why did the llamas choose them? Well, afterall, they are the first mother and son team in Amazing Race History and needed an appropriate baptism. 9. When Deana kept asking Ray for help with her rope basket, Ray kept replying, “Suck it up.” Use your creativity and keep it PG-13 when you answer where Deana has heard this from Ray before. (C’mon, I have faith in you.) You're kidding, right? 10. Besides being Philiminated, what would have happened to war hero Ron and beauty queen Kelly if they had lost that foot race to the Pit Stop to Ryan and Chuck? The same as what would happen to the rest of the Known Universe when two fat rednecks beat a couple of the Beautiful People in a foot race. Stars collapse, planets collide, Michael Jackson gets convicted. Yet another Syren gem © MMV Is it too soon to start a 1000-DAW countdown?   Top

Surveysez 2793 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest" 03-03-05, 08:48 AM (EST) 9. "RE: Episode 1 - Hawkeye 10" 1. So yet another TAR begins in the Los Angeles area. What would be a more appropriate, unique starting point for a future TAR, and why? The old Nevada testing grounds and they have to leave by helicopter. Just picture them flailing across the desert to reach the start point, instead of jumping into cars. 2. What was in the trunk of Rob's car that gave him so much trouble opening it? Jimmy Hoffa and a guy with a crooked nose 3. When Ryan and Chuck went across the zip line, Ryan said, “We’ll be the first ones to load test it.” What else have they load-tested, and what was the result? Looks to me like those fellers have spent a while load testing the counter seats at their local Dew Drop Inn, and the result was what you saw on TV. 4. How difficult was it for Jerry Bruckheimer to find translators into English . . . from Ryan and Chuck? From Rob? He used the billhillie to english translator site on the web - you just type in the phoenetic sounds and Bingo! For Rob they gave Amber a few bucks extra to work the editing room. 5. Rob said he feared the others could have been scheming to “vote him off” around the bonfire on the beach at Ancon. What else could the others have done to make him feel more at home? Didn't you watch the show? Patrick and his mom WERE actively agitating to get the rules changed so they could vote Rob and Amber off from around the campfire. 6. Why did everyone start digging in the sand pile of 7:40 AM airline tickets without noticing that there was also a 7:00 AM pile? What else did they think was in there? You know, sometimes the real answer is right in front of you, and there is no expaination for plain old stupidity. 7. Who were the better singers on this episode, and why: Lynn and Alex with “We Are Racing In Peru”, or Ryan and Chuck with “She’ll Be Comin’ Round The Mountain”? Lynn and Alex, who went on to team up with a lamb for their encore. 8. As far as we know, Susan and Patrick were the only ones blessed with lots of spit from the llamas. Why did the llamas choose them? Even a beligerent creature like the llama has a little good taste. 9. When Deana kept asking Ray for help with her rope basket, Ray kept replying, “Suck it up.” Use your creativity and keep it PG-13 when you answer where Deana has heard this from Ray before. (C’mon, I have faith in you.) He supervises the chores at home when she vacuums. 10. Besides being Philiminated, what would have happened to war hero Ron and beauty queen Kelly if they had lost that foot race to the Pit Stop to Ryan and Chuck? They would next be starring on the new Fox Reality show, "What's my Partner's Life Like" in which the roles are reversed, so Kelly gets sent off to Iraq and Ron has to shave his legs and compete in a beauty pagent. I child proofed my house and they still get in.   Top

mikey 1150 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest" 03-03-05, 11:39 AM (EST) 10. "RE: Episode 1 - Hawkeye 10" >1. So yet another TAR >begins in the Los Angeles >area. What would be >a more appropriate, unique starting >point for a future TAR, >and why? > You might as well use Palau -- that way the Survivors can just go from one show to another. >2. What was in the >trunk of Rob's car that >gave him so much trouble >opening it? > Derek Jeter. (They don't call him the Robfather for nothin') >3. When Ryan and Chuck >went across the zip line, >Ryan said, “We’ll be the >first ones to load test >it.” What else have >they load-tested, and what was >the result? > They apparently load-tested the 7:00 AM plane, resulting in the breakdown. >4. How difficult was it >for Jerry Bruckheimer to find >translators into English . . >. from Ryan and Chuck? They used the Darrah interpreters from Survivor. > From Rob? They used Chris and Alex from TAR 2. > >5. Rob said he feared >the others could have been >scheming to “vote him off” >around the bonfire on the >beach at Ancon. What >else could the others have >done to make him feel >more at home? > Could have endlessly discussed the world series and the super bowl like everyone else in Beantown. >6. Why did everyone start >digging in the sand pile >of 7:40 AM airline tickets >without noticing that there was >also a 7:00 AM pile? > What else did they >think was in there? > I think they saw Marshall and Lance digging there first -- still haven't found the artifact from TAR 5. >7. Who were the better >singers on this episode, and >why: Lynn and Alex with >“We Are Racing In Peru”, >or Ryan and Chuck with >“She’ll Be Comin’ Round The >Mountain”? > The best signer was the fat lady, as soon as it became clear Ryan and Chuck would need to win a foot race to avoid Philimination. >8. As far as we >know, Susan and Patrick were >the only ones blessed with >lots of spit from the >llamas. Why did the >llamas choose them? > From the saying "Save the Llama for Patrick's mama" >9. When Deana kept asking >Ray for help with her >rope basket, Ray kept replying, >“Suck it up.” Use >your creativity and keep it >PG-13 when you answer where >Deana has heard this from >Ray before. (C’mon, I >have faith in you.) > Ray explaining to the much younder Deana how Geritol is used. >10. Besides being Philiminated, what >would have happened to war >hero Ron and beauty queen >Kelly if they had lost >that foot race to the >Pit Stop to Ryan and >Chuck? > They would have been dishonorably discharged.   Top

ARnutz 13937 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-05-05, 09:04 AM (EST) 11. "RE: Episode 1 - Hawkeye 10" 1. So yet another TAR begins in the Los Angeles area. What would be a more appropriate, unique starting point for a future TAR, and why? The top of the Space Needle in Seattle. There would be less bunching running for the bags at the bottom. 2. What was in the trunk of Rob's car that gave him so much trouble opening it? There was a guy in there holding the latch closed. 3. When Ryan and Chuck went across the zip line, Ryan said, “We’ll be the first ones to load test it.” What else have they load-tested, and what was the result? Those motorcycles they were shown riding. After the crew stopped shooting, the bikes just fell apart. 4. How difficult was it for Jerry Bruckheimer to find translators into English . . . from Ryan and Chuck? From Rob? Not a problem. Don't you know there are millions of people who live in the south and in the Boston area? 5. Rob said he feared the others could have been scheming to “vote him off” around the bonfire on the beach at Ancon. What else could the others have done to make him feel more at home? Taken his pack and made him choose only one item to keep for the whole race. 6. Why did everyone start digging in the sand pile of 7:40 AM airline tickets without noticing that there was also a 7:00 AM pile? What else did they think was in there? Ummm... they were stupid, they took the first one they came to. They thought it was an enormous kitty litter box. 7. Who were the better singers on this episode, and why: Lynn and Alex with “We Are Racing In Peru”, or Ryan and Chuck with “She’ll Be Comin’ Round The Mountain”? Lynn and Alex, for sure! They have that "Broadway" quality about them. 8. As far as we know, Susan and Patrick were the only ones blessed with lots of spit from the llamas. Why did the llamas choose them? They liked them the best and were just showing their affection. 9. When Deana kept asking Ray for help with her rope basket, Ray kept replying, “Suck it up.” Use your creativity and keep it PG-13 when you answer where Deana has heard this from Ray before. (C’mon, I have faith in you.) Oh, I just can't! Not PG-13 anyway. 10. Besides being Philiminated, what would have happened to war hero Ron and beauty queen Kelly if they had lost that foot race to the Pit Stop to Ryan and Chuck? They would've been the laughing stock of all of South Carolina. 'nutz: Proud member of the inoffensive OT Triumvirate... and Shroomhater! - shroom go boom!   Top

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