LAST EDITED ON 02-11-03 AT 10:34 AM (EST)

Some possibilities:

Evan is really a pile of dirt from one of his construction sites and he's gonna disintegrate next Monday night.

Evan finds out that he and Snuffleuppagus were switched at birth and he is the rightful heir to the Sesame Street fortune.

Lurch and Cousin It make a guest appearance, and both fall in love with Evan.

But more likely...

Evan tells both Snora and Sarah-ah-ooh-ah-ooh-ah that he is poor, then tells both of them that if they will still accept him for who he is, excuse me for a sec ... BLOOEAAAaeeeghhaahhgg

{wipes off chin}

uh, if they indeed like him for who he is, then they should show up at that purdy candle-lit room at midnight. Whoever shows up, wins Evan. If both show up, then Evan gets to choose.

There seemed to be a suspenseful shot of the entrance to that room in the preview, as if even Evan didn't know who was going to come through the door.

Then, one of the ho's takes the bait, Evan announces that he is the world richest dumb guy, and they all live happily ever after.

Edited to fix grammaticalness.