Please keep all details of EPMB's secret plot to drop Brenda midseason and have her replaced with a contestant the viewers will find less threatening on this thread until eleven p.m. EDT, by which time the world will have presumably stopped reeling from the news that said replacement is intended to be Kathleen. Because if we can't pander to the largest segment of the audience by recasting of their own, what are we even doing here in the first place?

Don't answer that.

(In other news, Jiffie is to be replaced by Ryan Seacrest at a rate of merely ninety million a year, contestants will be removed via nationwide audience vote at $1.99 per text, and none of the votes will actually be counted except to determine your bill. Also, the only locations which can be used for next seasons are ones used at least ten years ago, a panel of four former players will lie about how everyone else is doing for thirty-six minutes per episode, and Ethan lost Season #3. Jennifer Hudson won. Deal with it.)