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"Ep 4 Special Voting Thread: Guess the Medical Emergency"
Bebo 21083 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-06-13, 10:31 AM (EST)
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"Ep 4 Special Voting Thread: Guess the Medical Emergency" |
Hope I'm not stepping on dabo's toes (since you are way too awesome for that), but I've come up with a secondary voting idea for this week.We know that there's a medical emergency. Thanks to tribe's fabulous analysis, we know it happens between the RC and IC, and that the poor unfortunate soul is Shamar. What we don't know is why. So...here's your chance to vote on why it happens. Do you think it's because of a Challenge Injury, a Camp Injury, or Illness? Please state one of those reasons in your subject line. If you want to go into more detail (please, not too graphic, some of us have weak stomachs), then by all means do so in your post.
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Bebo 21083 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-06-13, 10:36 AM (EST)
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1. "Illness" |
I've been torn between a bruised ego and delusions of grandeur as the reason for his farewell. But I think his own words come back to haunt him...I know how to take care of myself. We've already heard him say I'm no quitter and I'm not leaving, and we know neither of those turns out to be true. I'm going for the trifecta and think that because Mr. Lazypants just lies around in camp "conserving" himself that he hasn't been eating, drinking, or anything else the way he needed to and got sick. The only way it could be a Camp Injury is if the others finally stabbed him in the back like he deserved for his laziness. Could be a Challenge Injury, since he may have injured himself trying to keep himself and others balanced on that pole. But I'm going with the good ol' Too Sick To Continue evac.
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PepeLePew13 26134 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-06-13, 01:03 PM (EST)
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5. "Illness - Diarrhea of the Mouth" |
It just runs and runs and runs and runs and runs, until he gets so dehydrated from all the hot air spewing out of his mouth that he has to be evacuated and placed on IVs.
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dabo 26942 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-06-13, 01:42 PM (EST)
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6. "Illness" |
Chronic lethargy combined with a concussion sustained during the hurricane put him on the ground. Brain damage is a terrible thing to waste.
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suzzee 5961 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-06-13, 02:43 PM (EST)
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7. "He be Illin' and not just chillin'" |
I wonder if Shamar has been sick all along. All his conserving energy speeches might be a big tough guy's way of covering for not feeling well right from day 1. I don't get the feeling he'd be willing to fess up even in confessionals. The longer he felt bad the testier he got with everyone which explains his attitude towards Eddie & Reynold.
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tribephyl 12393 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-06-13, 02:50 PM (EST)
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8. "Illness" |
MedTeam removes Shamar because of a severe case of Belly-Achin'.(along with an advanced case of bamboo sores.)
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parathor 250 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star"
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03-06-13, 03:26 PM (EST)
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9. "challenge injury" |
Assuming it's Shamar: Probably a combination of crybaby-itis and hurting himself in the challenge. Probably something like:Shamar: "I want to go home... so I need an excuse... I could stab myself with the axe, I guess... but then people would think I'm clumsy. I could twist my ankle walking, but then people would think I'm not good at walking... what to do, what to do..." Sherri: "Hey Shamar, we really need you to step it up in the challenge, because you're so special and important and stuff..." Shamar: "Oh thank you!! I am important! I'm totally going to give it 110% Grr, take that, you favorites! Ow, I hurt myself. Maybe I have a gash or something. Doctor, tell me that you usually take people out for something like this!" Jeff/Dr: "We usually take people out for something like this?" Shamar: "Guess I have to go... darn!"
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SOAR64 146 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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03-06-13, 03:50 PM (EST)
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10. "Injury" |
Just thought of something. He could have had a disagreement or run in with that small monkey they keep showing. Shamar may have told the monkey to shut up and not talk to him. This could have provoked a confrontation in which Shamar could have become injured. He could have tried to climb a tree to teach the monkey a lesson. In which case being on the monkey's home turf the monkey had the advantage. After several efforts to reach the furry one, and several well placed bites from the small one, Shamar falls out of the tree and hurt himself requiring a medical evacuation. I hope they caught it all on camera.
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SOAR64 146 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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03-06-13, 04:23 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: Injury" |
In Shamar's case, size didn't matter. Come to think of it, the small furry one finished off that grasshopper earlier in just a blink of an eye. He would have had no problem with Shamar.
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