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"A message from Ivette"
bacon 2824 desperate attention whore postings
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09-02-05, 12:57 PM (EST)
 
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"A message from Ivette" |
Most of you probably didn't know that Ivette and I have been friends before she ever made it into the Big Brother house and became America's Sweetheart. Now I know that most of you think that Ivette is just annoying and loud, but let me tell you that you couldn't be more wrong. Recently Big Brother gave Ivette the opportunity to place a phone call to me. She asked me if I would share the conversation with all of you. She wanted to clear up some misunderstandings about her character. I think you'll agree that she isn't really as evil as we make her out to be.Me: Hey Girl! I've missed you! Ivette: HEY BACON! I'VE MISSED YOU EVEN MORE. Me: I'm really rooting for you to win, but apparently America doesn't really care for your group. Ivette: WHAT??? WHY DO THEY NOT LIKE US??? Me: Well, they really fell in love with Kaysar. When you all backdoored him it got a heated response and they've decided to mostly take it out on you and April. Ivette: I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT. THE FRIENDSHIP DOESN'T UNDERSTAND IT. I MEAN, WHY DO THEY LOVE KAYSAR'S GROUP? WE'RE THE GOOD ONES! Me: Oh, I know. I really don't understand it either, but that's how it goes sometimes. Ivette: I HATE THE OTHER GROUP! DID YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN BEAU PUT RACHEL UP FOR EVICTION? SHE MADE A FACE! THAT NO GOOD B!TCH! Me: Why are you shouting at me? Ivette: I'M SORRY, I'LL CALM DOWN. Me: You're still shouting, but anyways what about Rachel made you hate her? We're all a little confused about that. Ivette: YOU DIDN'T SEE HER FACE??? BEAU DELIVERED THAT TERRIFIC SPEECH ABOUT HER AND HOWIE AND ALL SHE CAN DO IS JUST MAKE A FACE. WTF IS WRONG WITH HER? I HOPE THEY MADE HER TAKE THE EPISODE OF HER EVICTION TO SHOW JENNIFER. HOPEFULLY JENNIFER WILL MAKE SNIDE, PETTY COMMENTS BACK TO HER. THAT'LL TEACH THAT B!TCH TO MAKE FACES. Me: ooooooooooookay. Anywho, how come you reacted so badly to Janelle winning the phone call? Ivette: OH, I HATE THAT B!TCH *starts crying* SHE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW MICHAEL FOR TWO WEEKS AND SHE GETS TO TALK TO HIM. TWO WEEKS! THAT'S NOT ENOUGH TIME TO GET TO KNOW SOMEONE! IF CAPPY WERE HERE HE WOULD MAKE EVERYTHING O.K. I LOVE CAPPY! I WISH I WOULD HAVE ASKED FOR A PHONE CALL FROM HIM. OH MY CAPPY! *cries hysterically* Me: Well, don't feel too bad. You're still in the running for the Million dollars. Ivette: YES, BUT BOTH BEAU AND I ARE UP FOR EVICTION! IF BEAU GETS ELIMINATED I WON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. FIRST CAPPY, THEN JAMES, AND NOW POSSIBLY BEAU. WHO WILL GET MY TACO FLAVORED KISSES IF ALL THREE OF THEM ARE GONE??? *cries some more* Me: Well, I think our time is up. But I would like to wish you luck with the rest of the game. And who knows, maybe you or Beau will win the Veto and the person they put up beside you will be eliminated. Ivette: I DOUBT IT! HOWIE WOULDN'T LET THAT HAPPEN. GOD I HATE THAT B!TCH!...I MEAN GOD I HATE THAT A-HOLE! DID YOU SEE THIS PAST WEEK HOW HE WOKE ME UP FROM MY 3 P.M. NAP? WHAT A... *click* As you can see, Ivette really is a sweetheart. She's just misunderstood. So let's not bash her anymore then...ah screw it. Bash away!
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Lisa0116 688 desperate attention whore postings
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09-02-05, 03:05 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: A message from Ivette" |
Are you goin' all cuban on Bacon??? 
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nailbone 27263 desperate attention whore postings
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09-02-05, 03:12 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: A message from Ivette" |
I call BS!!! that couldn't have been Ivette. Not ONCE did she say "Know what I mean" or "Know what I'm saying".
 
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true 9689 desperate attention whore postings
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09-02-05, 06:32 PM (EST)
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15. "RE: Is Bacon for real ?" |
This?!?Hmmm... So I guess this means we can SUE Big Brother for mis-information. Big Brother states that no one in the house will have contact with the outside world, at all.
And yet she was allowed to call you ?
That doesn't sound right to me.
I'm not sure if I believe any of this.
I will send your post to Big Brother and see what they have to say about it. Is even funnier than Bacon's original post. Buahahahahahaha!
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goldie1000 1087 desperate attention whore postings
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09-03-05, 05:11 PM (EST)
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18. "RE: waiting...." |
Still waiting for a reply from Big Brother.
Want to know if what Bacon said is real or a funny hoax.
With the live feeds down they should have no problem getting back to me.
My lawyer is on hold for now.
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Lisa0116 688 desperate attention whore postings
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09-06-05, 11:42 AM (EST)
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19. "RE: waiting...." |
Can you take a joke????
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goldie1000 1087 desperate attention whore postings
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09-07-05, 05:30 PM (EST)
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21. "RE: waiting...." |
LAST EDITED ON 09-07-05 AT 10:04 PM (EST)
>Can you take a joke????
Funny thing is that it's not a joke.
BB did in fact allow the houseguests to make a call.
That is what I have been informed of anyhow. Interesting guess we should of believed Bacon afterall Joke is on you !
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Lisa0116 688 desperate attention whore postings
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09-08-05, 10:16 AM (EST)
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22. "RE: waiting...." |
Well, if BB DID let them make a call, I would be disappointed. I hope it is a hoax. Why would Yvette and the rest of the NH still be crying about Janelle talking to Michael if they had been allowed to make a call???
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goldie1000 1087 desperate attention whore postings
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09-08-05, 09:09 PM (EST)
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24. "RE: Only Bacon knows for sure...." |
Yes you are right, I would need a ton of money to sue. But my lawyer will entertain the notion if he feels it is well worth his time and trouble. And there is solid ground to go on. All I know is that I was informed that they did in fact get to make one call. BUT - I was not told whether it was to Bacon or not. So it could still be false. I would actually think she would call her mom or girlfriend first, rather than a friend. And that is also why I was baffled, as to why she was crying, cause she didn't get America's choice for a call. She was pretty upset (it didn't look fake). Maybe she called her friend Bacon cause she knew America would give her an extra call anyhow. She does believe that America likes her better.
So only Bacon knows for sure.
So far I don't know what to think, I give up. Maybe Bacon is her brother (0r does she have a brother) ? All I do know is that I am glad she didn't win the call !
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kingfish 20752 desperate attention whore postings
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09-09-05, 09:59 AM (EST)
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25. "RE: A message from Ivette" |
I should confess, I too had a telecom with a BB6 hamster, April. Also an acquaintance from before the show. Me; Hey April, remember me, Kingfish, from the club? April; Oh yeah. You wanted to stuff your ones in the No No spot, instead of the strings or top. Yeah I remember. Then you wanted me to pick up dimes with my pee-pee. You didn’t think I could do it. (Easiest five dollars I ever made). Me; That was before your busto enhancement. April; Yeah. I mean, no…. these are real. Really. I swear! I swear!! I swear!!! Me: How do you feel about your chances now? April: I don’t care about the money. Just want to be a wholesome person. Me: what about… April: I said I don’t Care!! Me: Why…… April: I said I DON’T CARE!! April: I don’t Caaaaare!!
April: I don’t Caaaaaaaaaaaare!!
April: I don’t Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare!!
April: I said I don’t Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare!! 
Thanks for lettng me share.
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Lisa0116 688 desperate attention whore postings
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09-09-05, 10:21 AM (EST)
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26. "RE: A message from Ivette" |
You are not being serious, right???
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