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"S23 Finale East Coast Spoiler Thread"
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1. "RE: S23 Finale East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
I find it quite appropriate that the football game shown on CBS and that will delay Survivor features Tim Tebow!
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Puffy 6702 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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12-18-11, 09:44 PM (EST)
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21. "RE: S23 Finale East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
That skit was hilarious. God also mentioned that he's been busy at the Country Music awards and at beauty pageants. I immediately thought of God being busy playing Survivor, too.
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12-18-11, 08:58 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: S23 Finale East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
Yep, especially if it's a woman!
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12-18-11, 09:07 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: S23 Finale East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
We're getting 60 Minutes here in Chicago, so I think everyone's delayed.
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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12-18-11, 09:20 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: S23 Finale East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
We'll just consider you an honorary state for the duration. Welcome to the NFL Frustration Package!I'm still deciding if I'm actually going to watch any of the upcoming fiasco or not. I might tune in to Jeff's opening statement -- 'About a month ago, due to my popular demand, Ozzy returned to this game! And Benji too! And they've been battling each other all season! And I was told there's some other people, but I never found them...' -- but there are aspects I just don't want to see tonight, with Brandon's jury performance (on or in front of) high on the list. Plus with the GOP debates in full swing, I've had all the Fake Evangelical Ideals For Money I can stand before the Nearly-Human Blunder Dog shows up. I've spent most of this season's first-run airtime watching X-Factor instead, and while that's been no prize -- see Fakethis for still more of that old-time fake it until someone makes it for you style -- at least I didn't have to catch Reverend Wade's Faith Healing Clinic. (If you ever had faith, come to him and he'll make it go away.) If he wins and that style of play becomes a model to follow... well, BB already had their cult: maybe this is just a belated catch-up. Ozzy would like to play each juror one-on-one for their votes. And as for the other three/nee' four -- well, there was a nutjob who never should have been cast on your average VH1 series, there was Vecepia II: This Time, The Invisibility Field Works Against Infrared, we had MB trying to sell us on Making Moves Is Wrong, So Just Let The Veterans Do It, and then there was a hat floating in midair for no apparent reason. I called it Nick because it reminded me of him. Remember Nick? No? Good, because that was the point. And I'm still not convinced we won't be getting Cochran back in some near, sad, stupid day. Who wins this mess? Probably somebody else, because even MB isn't at the point where he's not afraid of a jury saying 'Wait, I didn't cast that...' But I know who lost: us. Stunt casting, empty garments as their supporting staff, and enough emphasis on mental illness to stock a Celebrity Rehab season, which Brandon would also be rejected for. He's addicted to a personal Jesus, and if Benji couldn't cure it, no one can. Wrap it up, give somebody else a million dollars, and send Jeff to the pilot episode of his talk show, where his first guests will be every single coach accused of sexual abuse in the last three months. Because no matter how odious they are and how badly we all want them dead, it'll make great television! Jeff's next head of casting is Jerry Springer. Consider yourselves warned.
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12-18-11, 09:32 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: S23 Finale East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
Just when I was hoping for Joey Greco.
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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12-18-11, 09:35 PM (EST)
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14. "RE: S23 Finale East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
I've been waiting for either CBS or ABC to hire Vincent Russo.
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Loree 8616 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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12-18-11, 09:36 PM (EST)
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15. "RE: S23 Finale East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
The Canadian feed show can't start on time. The reunion show is live. They hold it back for the US show. If the Canadian show started on time we would have a half hour break between Jeff leaving TC and the live studio announcement of who won.
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Brownroach 15341 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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12-18-11, 09:08 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: S23 Finale East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
Okay well, 8:08 and 60 Minutes is in progress. Maybe this thread will be unnecessary.
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12-18-11, 09:10 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: S23 Finale East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
Are you kidding? I came to this thread just to find out how long the delay was going to last!
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Snidget 44369 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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12-18-11, 09:27 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: S23 Finale East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
*snort* Just another Sunday night on RTVW.
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Brownroach 15341 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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12-18-11, 09:33 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: S23 Finale East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
We could make up the finale. It would be better than the real thing I'm sure. But wait I think it's gonna start now.
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12-19-11, 08:52 PM (EST)
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107. "Actually:" |
Pre-merge: 'My greatest dream is to screw Ozzy!' Post-merge: 'My greatest nightmare was to screw Ozzy!'
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Brownroach 15341 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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12-18-11, 09:40 PM (EST)
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18. "RE: S23 Finale East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
Here we go. Boring recap. Playing up Ozzy.
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12-18-11, 09:42 PM (EST)
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19. "RE: S23 Finale East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
What's with this cacophony? SHUT UP!
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12-18-11, 09:46 PM (EST)
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22. "Coming up: the world's most predictable duel." |
Things with a higher chance of redemption than Talihantz: expired coupons, losing lottery tickets, every resident of a negative afterlife ever, and his uncle.
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12-18-11, 09:56 PM (EST)
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26. "RE: S23 Finale East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
LAST EDITED ON 12-18-11 AT 10:00 PM (EST)RI. Brandon thinks he got backstabbed by Albert. He really is clueless. Sophie thinks Albert not giving back the IN will make him look bad. Coach rants and raves. Albert realizes he needs to do damage control. Ozzy brags about his superior skills. Final duel. Hold onto a pole (each others'? ) as long as you can. Quarter inch of wood. (giggle) 40 minutes elapsed. LilHantz slipping. Ozzy wins, reenters game. Jubulant? Is that a word Jeff? Ozzy goes back to camp with the others.
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12-18-11, 10:15 PM (EST)
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33. "RE: As predicted:" |
Or, fifteen Mikaylas against three Hantzes.
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12-18-11, 10:08 PM (EST)
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30. "RE: S23 Finale East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
LAST EDITED ON 12-18-11 AT 10:57 PM (EST)Coach tells Ozzy he's made an amazing run. He promises to take Ozzy to F3 but Ozzy thinks he is full of BS. Coach says everyone wants to take Coach to F3 (as if that were a good thing for him?) IC. Sophie has a book about how to build a house of cards, which happens to be this challenge. Sophie orders Albert to pick up her pieces. Jeff says no helping allowed. Ozzy in the lead. He wins.
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12-18-11, 10:14 PM (EST)
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32. "It's their only hope." |
"Hey, Ozzy, can I wear that thing for a few seconds? I never won it -- I just want to see how it feels.""No." "Ozzy, isn't that a deadly spider on the catch? You'd better unfasten it quick!" "I'll take my chances." "Ozzy! The necklace is on fire! Because I just lit it!" "Let it burn."
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12-18-11, 10:19 PM (EST)
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35. "The easy way out." |
"With Ozzy keeping Immunity, you can only vote for Benji, Albert, Sophie, or Rick."*whisper* "Who's Rick?" *whisper* "I don't know, but if Jeff's crazy enough to think there's a fifth person here, I'm voting for the delusion." *whisper* "We already dumped Brandon!" *whisper* "I took off the 'al'."
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Brownroach 15341 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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12-18-11, 10:33 PM (EST)
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40. "RE: Sophie cannot deal with attacks on her character." |
I think Sophie is going to win this though I can't stand her.
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Brownroach 15341 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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12-18-11, 10:28 PM (EST)
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37. "RE: S23 Finale East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
Ozzy "got in the mode and focused." Now he wants to turn the rest against each other. Coach tells Albert they should vote Rick.Ozzy tells Albert they should vote Sophie after her "pick up my pieces" antics. Now Ozzy tells Albert Coach promised Ozzy F3. Albert confronts Coach. TC. Coach will play the hii. Sophie thinks she is a bigger threat than Ozzy. Ozzy and Sophie in confrontation now. Jeff calls her out on it. She snivels. Oh boo-hoo. Is she acting? Wow they are spending an awful lot of time on this. Voting: Rick and Ozzy vote Sophie. Votes Rick Sophie Rick Sophie Rick is out. Coach tries to comfort him, Rick says TAKE A SEAT. Not happy with Coach AT ALL
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12-18-11, 10:42 PM (EST)
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44. "RE: S23 Finale East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
Ozzy and Coach talking. Coach says who do you want out next? Ozzy says let Albert and Sophie build fires.Final IC. Collect puzzle pieces from five stations. Ozzy in the lead. Coach and Sophie also working on puzzle. Sophie now in lead. She wins.
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12-18-11, 10:51 PM (EST)
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51. "RE: S23 Finale East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
Ozzy was trying to copy off Sophie. They should have had partitions up between them.
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12-18-11, 10:48 PM (EST)
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48. "Can the editing throw this vote in doubt?" |
Easy answer: no. I'm heading for the kitchen. Anyone want anything?
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12-18-11, 10:53 PM (EST)
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52. "RE: S23 Finale East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
Ozzy not giving up. Coach tells Sophie she is now the Dragonslayer having vanquished Ozzy. She thinks this will work in her favor. Now Ozzy wants Coach to keep his word and take the warrior to the end. Coach laments "why can't this be easy?"
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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12-18-11, 10:57 PM (EST)
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55. "RE: S23 Finale East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
Yeah, he was just desperate for one day without having to keep spewing sewage in confessional. Not only was he up to his neck when seated, but the protective coating was starting to peel off his tongue.
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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12-18-11, 10:55 PM (EST)
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54. "RE: S23 Finale East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
"You gave me your word as a Christian!""I just converted to Flying Spaghetti Monsterism." "You said you wanted the strongest at the end!" "I meant Albert's body odor." "You said this would rip out your heart!" "The wizard only installed a pocket watch. I have to remove it twice a day to wind it anyway."
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12-18-11, 11:00 PM (EST)
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57. "RE: S23 Finale East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
Actually, now it's quite clear to see what Coach meant at the beginning of this finale: "It's my game to lose" -- he's showing how he lost the game with his repeated insert-foot-in-mouth actions.
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12-18-11, 11:05 PM (EST)
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61. "RE: S23 Finale East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
TC.Sophie happy to have immunity. Ew, Coach has bared frontal area. Coach puts foot in mouth. Everyone is trusting Coach. He swallows hard. Albert and Sophie vote for Ozzy. Sophie says she is the dragonslayer. Votes: Ozzy Albert Ozzy Ozzy is out. Ozzy says the third time is the charm. (I suggest you look up that expression, Oz.) But he was happy that the jury clapped for him.
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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12-18-11, 11:18 PM (EST)
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68. "RE: Pre-jury planning." |
And the motto is: unless you're speaking before the Toilet Papers, never let Talihantz write your speech.
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12-18-11, 11:27 PM (EST)
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71. "RE: Pre-jury planning." |
The PINGING is becoming unbearable.
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12-18-11, 11:14 PM (EST)
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64. "For the record:" |
Albert's grooming disturbs me. No one should step in front of the jury on Day Thirty-Nine and look like the boat drop was three minutes ago.
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12-18-11, 11:16 PM (EST)
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66. "RE: S23 Finale East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
Coach is on cloud nine.Treemail food. Sophie speaks, as if she's suddenly interesting. Now she's talking to Coach, dissing Albert. Albert feels he's played the best game. TC Ozzy has Pocahontas braids. Albert goes first. He says it's a social experience. Sophie cuts to the chase. She won three immunities and stuck with her alliance. Coach tried to lead with love compassion and respect.
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12-18-11, 11:17 PM (EST)
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67. "Words you don't say, Part II." |
At no point in Benji's speech to the jury did he say 'honor'.
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12-18-11, 11:22 PM (EST)
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69. "RE: Words you don't say, Part II." |
Ozzy just threw the "honor" word at Coach and said, this makes or breaks your chances in the game right now.
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12-18-11, 11:29 PM (EST)
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72. "RE: Words you don't say, Part II." |
This is one of the biggest skewering of the final three we've ever seen, isn't it?
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12-18-11, 11:34 PM (EST)
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76. "RE: Two notes from Whitney's time." |
Coach just made a lot of decisions on the jury easier with the vote. I think he just realized the writing was on the wall with all the hypocrisy he's spread around and just acknowledged that he was a terrible strategizer (and Sophie just threw some salt on the wound by saying, "it's not his fault, I'm the strategizer")
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byoffer 15947 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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12-18-11, 11:35 PM (EST)
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77. "RE: Two notes from Whitney's time." |
LAST EDITED ON 12-18-11 AT 11:37 PM (EST)Know where her votes are I think this is an interesting comment. Usually at this point there is some semblance of who some or most of the jury will vote for. But this year I am not sure I have a handle on any of the votes. All three seemed very unlikeable. Which probably means that Coach will win. <snip>
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12-18-11, 11:34 PM (EST)
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75. "RE: S23 Finale East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
Pocahontas goes first. He says no one wants to vote for any of them. Sophie is a brat, Albert didn't do much, Coach needs to give a good account of himself.Jim next with question for Albert. He says he and Sophie dragged Coach to the end. Dawn asks Sophie her strategy. She compares Coach to a girl. Rick is nasty to all of them. LilHantz addresses Coach. He is not happy. But he forgives Coach. He wants to know if Albert knew LilHantz was going home. Albert is too inconclusive Whitney dislikes all three of them. Sophie gets emotional. Edna is a yawn. Keith -- Sophie reveals that the idol was not found the way the others believed. LilHantz looks shocked. Cochran rebukes Coach -- Coach falls apart. Sophie is there for the kill "I was a good strategist." Albert says the same of himself. Coach needed to be much more gung-ho about his game.
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12-19-11, 11:14 AM (EST)
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102. "Finale Jury" |
whut? no final rebuttal speeches by the F3?
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12-19-11, 11:28 AM (EST)
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104. "RE: Finale Jury" |
It's been years since they did that.
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12-19-11, 11:43 AM (EST)
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105. "RE: Finale Jury" |
I sorta remembered that I had missed it in past seasons, but I still expect them to do it. I wonder if they do but just don't show it to us.
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12-18-11, 11:36 PM (EST)
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78. "RE: S23 Finale East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
I'm going to marry Edna.
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12-18-11, 11:43 PM (EST)
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84. "Let's hear it for the winner." |
{Fluttershy}yay{/Fluttershy}
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12-18-11, 11:46 PM (EST)
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86. "RE: S23 Finale East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
Oh joy. RussHell is in attendance to critique LilHantz's game. Time to make a late supper.
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12-18-11, 11:49 PM (EST)
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87. "Repeat after me:" |
*click*
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12-18-11, 11:56 PM (EST)
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88. "RE: S23 Finale East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
Actually, this might be fun to watch - Russhole looks super-grumpy.
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12-19-11, 00:01 AM (EST)
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89. "RE: S23 Finale East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
Let's not forget that the Hantz gene was upheld - that is the loser gene!!
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12-19-11, 00:14 AM (EST)
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91. "RE: S23 Finale East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
He looks positively sinister.
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12-19-11, 00:18 AM (EST)
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92. "RE: S23 Finale East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
If they actually do a Brandon vs. Russell season, I will not watch. Never missed an episode. But I will not watch that.
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12-19-11, 00:23 AM (EST)
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95. "RE: S23 Finale East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
I just saw that. And sadly thought "of course they will!" Gah! I think we should have spoiled this.
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12-19-11, 01:54 AM (EST)
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100. "RE: S23 Finale East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
Was that Krista sitting next to Russell?
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12-19-11, 07:32 AM (EST)
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101. "RE: S23 Finale East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
I went back to the PVR and no, that's not Krasta besides Russhole, just some other blonde lady.
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12-19-11, 00:23 AM (EST)
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96. "RE: S23 Finale East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
Like I was saying way up there... 15 Mikaylas vs. 3 Hantzes would be the only way it'd be worth seeing a Hantz back in the game. The Mikaylas would kick some serious butt.
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12-19-11, 11:20 AM (EST)
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103. "RE: Next Season..." |
So did they also do something on the morning show?
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