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"*Official Summary* The Bachelor v5.4 - "Trish's Diary""

*Official Summary* The Bachelor v5.4
ďTrishís DiaryĒ

Since this season of The Bachelor has pretty much become The Trish Show, I thought I would play along with it and write this summary as if I were Trish writing in her diary. Now this might be a little hard for me, seeing as how I am pretty much the complete opposite of Trish i.e., I am not a gold-digging slut who sleeps with mountains of men (some of whom are married) or a loud mouthed, obnoxious, and rude ##### who thinks she is better than everyone else. Oh, and Iím not a model either. Hey, maybe it will be fun to pretend to be someone else for a whileÖ but probably not seeing as Iím going to be pretending to be Trish. *shudder*

Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed in this summary do not in any way reflect the views of Reality TV World, any of its members, or Trish herself. This summary is based purely on the thoughts and opinions of SilverStar.
Even though this is probably exactly what Trish thinks, I thought I had better throw this in just in case! OK, now that Iíve covered my butt, on with the summary!


Monday

Dear Diary,

I woke up this morning and I just couldnít figure out what I wanted to wear! I mean, Iíve already worn my red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, light pink, and hot pink velour sweatsuits! I didnít hardly pack anything else! Then I remembered that I forgot about my favorite t-shirt! I saw this shirt in the store and I swear, itís like they made it just for me! How cute is this? It says ďGold-DiggerÖ Like A Hooker, but SmarterĒ Isnít that a hoot? I am so cute. I decided to wear my tiara today too. I needed to show these little princesses who the real queen is around here! Could I be any cuter?

So, this afternoon that host guy called us all down into the living room. You know, heís actually kinda cute. I think Iíll get his digits, just in case this whole Jesse thing doesnít pan out. Anyhow, he told us that this week there would be 3 individual dates and 1 group date with the 3 other losers, and the person who would be deciding who got which dates is one of Jesseís closest friends. I was just hoping that it would be a guy so that I could manipulate him into giving me the best date, but unfortunately Chris said that it was a woman who had gone to college with Jesse, and is now married to his best friend. I wonder if his best friend is hot? So, this woman came in and we were all shocked. I couldnít believe it! It was that stupid cow Jenny! I canít believe she deceived us like that! Iím sure she told Jesse everything about me! What am I going to do? I am seriously fíed. That stupid meddling cow! She came in all teary-eyed and apologetic and told us all how much she loves us and how we are all her friends and she hated lying to us. What-ever! I canít believe the rest of those nitwits believed her! They were all hugging each other and crying and carrying on. It made me want to vomit. Then she told us that sheís had the opportunity to talk to Jesse 3 times so far, and told him who to look out for. I am seriously fíed. Mandy Jaye opened her big trap and said ďIím never playing the ĎI Neverí game again, huh Trish?Ē and she condescendingly patted my leg. I swear, if that ##### ever touches me again Iím going to rip her frigging hand off. I donít really think I said anything that awful during the ĎI Neverí game! All I said was that Iíve slept with 30-35 men, only one of them was married, Iíve had 3-somes, and been with girls. Whatís the big deal? These little prissy girls make me sick. I mean, grow up!

Later in the day the first date box showed up for Jessica. It said, ďTonight Iíll make a few passes if youíll wear my jacket and be my girl.Ē I was actually kind of relieved. I hate football and I am so sick of hearing about it! Thatís all this guy talks about. Plus, I wouldnít want to get dirty or break a nail tossing some stupid ball around. I need to be wined and dined and given expensive gifts! Thatís what I deserve and I wonít settle for anything less!
When Jesse came to pick up Jessica, I made sure that I was the one who answered the door. Yeah, I had to knock a few of the other girls down to get there, but itís not like I really hurt them. Bruises heal- get over it! Jesse talked to us for a few minutes when he first came in about the whole Jenny situation. He just said that he knows that we might be a little hurt and confused, but he wants us to know that he is very serious about finding the perfect girl and thatís why he brought her. Now that Iíve had some time to recover from the shock of the fact that Jenny was a spy Iím not so worried. Iíve got Jesse wrapped around my little finger, much more than Jenny does. I think Iíll be alright and get a rose this next ceremony even though realistically I donít think I will be getting a 1-on-1 date because of that meddling cow.

While Jessica was on her date, another date box arrived, this one was for Mandy Jaye. I guess theyíre going sailing or something. Thatís fine with me. I hope she gets sick and barfs all over the place. It would serve her right for that little comment she made earlier.

When Jessica came back from her date she told us how they went to the Rose Bowl and had the stadium all to themselves. They had a little picnic in the center of the field and Jesse taught her how to throw the ball so they played catch. Wow, how romantic. I am so glad I didnít get that date, I would have broken a nail for sure. Then I guess this marching band came out on to the field and played a song for them and they formed a heart around Jesse and Jessica with an arrow going through the center of it. She was just going on and on about how it was so cute, and so romantic, and blah blah blah. It sounds completely lame to me. Then she said they made out for a while, but I bet she didnít even get to 3rd base with him. I always get to 3rd base on a first date, at least! She is such a child though.

Tuesday

Dear Diary,
Jesse came to pick up Mandy Jaye for their date today and I made sure that I answered the door again. Little Suzie got in my way though, so I had to rough her up a little. Hey, broken bones heal- get over it! Before she left, MJ was telling us how she is afraid of the water and doesnít like boats. Ha! Maybe my wish will come true after all!

The date box for the group date came this afternoon. Surprise, surprise- Iím on it. Karen and Suzie are on it also. The invitation said, ďLetís head out on an exotic adventure and see what the future holds.Ē There was a little stuffed elephant in the box too. Great. I thought the Rose Bowl date was bad? Now Iím going to have to spend the day around some big smelly animal? I get enough of that living in this house with these hippos. Ew. I hope I donít have to touch it, I might like seriously vomit.
Karen was really upset about not getting an individual date. Sheís the only one who hasnít had a 1-on-1 date out of the 6 of us. She basically has no chance of getting a rose now! 1 down, 4 to go. Anyhow, she was crying and really bummed out so I figured, since sheís not competition anymore, that I would try and show a softer side to myself by comforting her. It felt very strange. Iíve never really done that for anyone before, especially not a girl. Sometimes I will comfort a guy who has just broken up with his girlfriend, but thatís only because Iím trying to seduce him. Most of the time it works!

After dinner we were all sitting around the kitchen talking and all of the girls started asking me all these questions. I felt like I was under attack! Even Karen, whom I had just let cry and slobber all over my shoulder. Thatís the last time I try to be nice to some chick when it doesnít benefit me in any way. I am so sick of defending myself to these little girls! Karen had the nerve to ask me if I could ever fall in love and get married to a poor guy. Hello?! Of course not! Why would I want to fall in love with some bum? I am fabulous and the guy that I marry is going to be rich fabulous, too. Why should I settle for anything less?

Mandy Jaye just got back from her date. They went on a huge yacht and had a candlelit dinner and went hot-tubbing. She was droning on and on about how great it was. They even went to the front of the boat and did the ďTitanic- Iím the king of the worldĒ bit. Puh-lease! I donít think I can stand anymore of this cheese fest. I tried to spice it up and asked how far she got with Jesse, but all she said was that they shared some intimate kisses. Amateur.

Before we went to bed Karen was telling me that she thinks I need to talk to Jesse about what Jenny might have told him about me. Duh moron, like I donít already know that! These girls get dumber and dumber the more I talk to them. Luckily for me, no one talks to me very much.

Wednesday

Dear Diary,
I woke up today feeling very angry. I am so mad at Jenny, I just know she sold me out to Jesse. Now I am going to have to spend my whole date with him cleaning up whatever mess she might have made.

I let Tara answer the door today because I had to be the last one down so I could make the best entrance. They were only waiting like 40 minutes for me to come down- get over it! When we arrived at the date, which was some ugly, smelly tent, Jesse dove right in to talking to us about the Jenny thing again. Except he was saying the exact same things as he did before! ďIím sure youíre confused, blah blah blah, I did it for the right reasons, brak brak brak.Ē I was sick of listening to him, so I interrupted him and asked if we could go somewhere to talk. I tried to play it off as diplomatically as I could. I told him that I have done some things in my life that I am not proud of, but they are all in the past and I asked him if he had any questions for me. Of course he asks me about that married guy right off the bat. I should smack the crap out of Jenny! I figured I shouldnít try to talk my way out of this one, so I told him the truth. Yes, I slept with a married man, even though I knew he was married at the time. Then he asked me how I dealt with it when the guys wife walked in on us. I kinda lost it for a second here and told him how pissed I was at how these girls are spreading lies about me and I end up having to clean up all the messes theyíve made. Hello!? The time I got walked in on during sex wasnít even with the married guy! It was in college and it was just the guyís girlfriend, not his wife! It wasnít a big deal, broken hearts heal- get over it! I figured in order to save myself now, I needed to call upon that little thing that no man can resist- tears. I cried about how those things were in the past and Iím a different person now. He must have totally bought it because we started making out. I am the Puppetmaster!

He spent some alone time with Karen and Suzie too, but Iím sure he didnít make out with either of them. How gross would that be? Oh well, even if he did, I got to him first.

When Jesse dropped us off at the house, I knew that I had to have the best goodbye in addition to the best entrance, so after he had walked out of the house I chased followed him outside. I told him I just wanted to make sure that things were ok between us and he said that they were. I knew that all the girls would be watching from inside the house, so I gave him a kiss before he finally left. Take that you little hoís!

Tonight is Taraís date with Jesse. I am so glad that this is the last night I have to spend in this house. Mandy Jaye, Suzie, Karen and Jessica were all being so immature tonight I could barely stand it. They all got totally wasted on the keg and were falling down, laughing, and carrying on. I donít understand how girls can have so much fun without a man around. I mean, whatís the point?

Tara just came home, but she didnít really say much about her date. Just that they went to Jesseís house and it was decorated with Taraís favorite flowers, they ate her favorite meal, and had her favorite dessert. Everything was Tara, Tara, Tara. She is so self-absorbed. She wouldnít tell me how far she got with him, so Iím guessing she barely even made it to 1st. What a loser!

Thursday

Dear Diary,
Tonight is the rose ceremony. I am feeling pretty confident, as usual. I think that Karen is going home for sure, and if I were Jesse, I would send Tara home as well, because obviously she isnít going to be putting out any time soon! Thank goodness Jenny isnít going to be there tonight. That cow almost really screwed things up for me. But deep down I know that I can control any man, so Iím not worried.

Well, I was right. I received a rose tonight. You should have seen their faces! Mandy Jaye, Jessica, and Tara got one also. I canít believe that little skank got a rose! Then, she actually had the nerve to come up to me after the ceremony and tell me that I knew I didnít deserve to be here. How dare she presume to tell me what I do, or do not know. One thing I know for sure is that she is a spoiled little brat with an ugly heart. She was completely out of line, and she will pay. One way or another, she will pay.

Next week on The Bachelor: Jesse visits the 4 remaining girlsí hometowns. He gets caught in pageant hell with Mandy Jaye, gets grilled by Jessicaís parents, once again has a ďserious talkĒ with Trish, and Taraís dad shoots at him. Who will be the next girl to leave? Find out next week on The Bachelor!


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 RE: *Official Summary* The Bachelor... djandy 05-02-04 1
 RE: *Official Summary* The Bachelor... AMAI 05-02-04 2
 RE: *Official Summary* The Bachelor... ValleyGirl 05-02-04 3
 RE: *Official Summary* The Bachelor... PeppermintPatty 05-03-04 4
   RE: *Official Summary* The Bachelor... missygirl3 05-03-04 5
 RE: *Official Summary* The Bachelor... buckeyegirl 05-03-04 6
 RE: *Official Summary* The Bachelor... MTW1961 05-03-04 7
 RE: *Official Summary* The Bachelor... Breezy 05-03-04 8
 RE: *Official Summary* The Bachelor... greeneyes 05-03-04 9
 RE: *Official Summary* The Bachelor... qwertypie 05-04-04 10
 RE: *Official Summary* The Bachelor... dajaki 05-05-04 11

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1. "RE: *Official Summary* The Bachelor v5.4 - "Trish's Diary""
Dear Diary,

SilverStar's Summary is hilarious!

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2. "RE: *Official Summary* The Bachelor v5.4 - "Trish's Diary""
Great idea for a recap, SilverStar. Very entertaining & well done.


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3. "RE: *Official Summary* The Bachelor v5.4 - "Trish's Diary""
A nice twist SilverStar in the point of view, we really get to empathize with our heroine(choke) and see the show from the dark side! Well done!
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4. "RE: *Official Summary* The Bachelor v5.4 - "Trish's Diary""
LAST EDITED ON 05-03-04 AT 09:26 AM (EST)

"I woke up this morning and I just couldnít figure out what I wanted to wear! I mean, Iíve already worn my red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, light pink, and hot pink velour sweatsuits! I didnít hardly pack anything else!"


From beginning to end I loved every line! Great job!


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5. "RE: *Official Summary* The Bachelor v5.4 - "Trish's Diary""
great job silverstar!! That was way better than my "monday morning cup of joe". I cant wait to see this weeks episode.
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6. "RE: *Official Summary* The Bachelor v5.4 - "Trish's Diary""
Great job-especially how last week's episode was "The Trish Show."



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7. "RE: *Official Summary* The Bachelor v5.4 - "Trish's Diary""
Silverstar, I LVOED your summary. You captures the essence of Trish perectly. Favorite line(s):

"Bruises / broken bones / broken hearts heal. Get over it!"

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8. "RE: *Official Summary* The Bachelor v5.4 - "Trish's Diary""
Great summary!


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9. "RE: *Official Summary* The Bachelor v5.4 - "Trish's Diary""
SilverStar:

What a great job you did! I was tired when I came in this morning, but this was certainly a good way to start my morning.

Trish's personality came through perfectly! I especially loved the comments about the other girls being selfish, etc. Definitely sounds like something that would come out of Trish's mouth.



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10. "RE: *Official Summary* The Bachelor v5.4 - "Trish's Diary""
Dear Diary,
Today I was able to read a really creative summary about the bachelor. Much better than the dreck of the show I am forced to watch (I have invested so much time in this that I have to see it to the end) Thanks GAWD to Silver Star for an awesome summary
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SilverStar has just set me to laughing all day. Guess I'll just have to - get over it!

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