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PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
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"Congratulations, Kaysar!"
HistoryDetective 9516 desperate attention whore postings
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08-17-05, 02:38 AM (EST)
 
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"Congratulations, Kaysar!" |
Remember back when we hardly knew the hamsters and Swami had to gently introduce this crew of asshats to us with a summary of the first episode?Really, the only thing interesting about this contest is that none of these men have any body hair. There is not a chest hair in sight. No hairy arms. No hairy legs, and (I would assume) no hairy asses. Well, there have been changes in the Big Brother household since then. Our little baby hamsters have been growing up. We've seen them celebrate birthdays ... ... but now we also see Kaysar entering puberty. It's not just the mood swings. Awww, he was sporting some chest hairs on last night's episode. Congratulations, Kaysar! I know you're going through lots of changes, some with your body and some with your emotional angst, but we've all been there and gotten through it and so will you. Kids can be cruel at that age but if they tease you or reject you, it's just because they are jealous. OK? It's not through any shortcomings or stupidity of your own. And no matter what happens, you still have more hair than Crappy. You know that makes you more of a man, right?! (That and the ten inches you have on the Mini Me understudy.)  
courtesy of Seana and Syren - thanks gals!I can do light and fluffy (or is that light and furry) too...
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nailbone 27263 desperate attention whore postings
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08-17-05, 02:01 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: Congratulations, Kaysar!" |
Not THAT ten inches!!!
 
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Swami 5885 desperate attention whore postings
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08-17-05, 02:13 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: Congratulations, Kaysar!" |
Hey, I can dream if I want to, Boner. I like my ten inch fantasy.
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