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"BB6: Be the Hamster, Week 4"
LibraRising 2847 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest"
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07-29-05, 01:26 PM (EST)
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"BB6: Be the Hamster, Week 4" |
Hello, houseguests. What do you think? Did you like my more conservative outfit? Beau -- I wasn't asking you. Not if you think Ivette is one of the best-dressed in the house.Well, Cappy (may I call you Cappy?) -- your fish speech won't go into reality history like the rats and snakes speech, but valiant effort. Have fun in sequesterville while we try to decide whether it would be good for ratings if we let you and the others back in the game sometime. And congratulations on swinging the pendulum back, Maggie. I'd keep your toilet locked, if I were you. What did you think of the big reveal last night? No, I'm not talking about the $1 million prize or the not-so-secret partners. I'm talking about the secret of Janelle's true hair color. Busted! Rather than subject you to a badly paced interview segment with me, I'll just let you all say what's your mind. The rules: Players are assigned to comment as each houseguest. Kaysar is still available. Non-players can comment as anything else in the house, except the fish and the balcony chair, which are taken.Michael and Eric may continue posting, but it is not required. "James" and "the chair" are out of town this week. If any other players are going to be out of town, please let me know. This thread will be used until the next eviction. Also, keep the in-character posts confined to this thread as much as possible, and out of the spoiler forums completely.
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ginger |
07-29-05 |
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seahorse |
07-29-05 |
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RE: BB6: Be the Hamster, Week 4 |
DearAbby |
07-29-05 |
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RE: BB6: Be the Hamster, Week 4 |
foonermints |
07-29-05 |
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WHERE’S MY SHOW? |
kingfish |
07-29-05 |
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RE: BB6: Be the Hamster, Week 4 |
seahorse |
07-30-05 |
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RE: BB6: Be the Hamster, Week 4 |
LibraRising |
07-30-05 |
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RE: BB6: Be the Hamster, Week 4 |
ARnutz |
07-30-05 |
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RE: BB6: Be the Hamster, Week 4 |
calamityc |
07-30-05 |
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RE: BB6: Be the Hamster, Week 4 |
volsfan |
07-31-05 |
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calamityc |
07-31-05 |
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Shhhhh..... |
kingfish |
07-30-05 |
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RE: BB6: Be the Hamster, Week 4 |
Lasann |
07-30-05 |
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foonermints |
07-30-05 |
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volsfan |
07-31-05 |
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Estee |
07-31-05 |
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DearAbby |
07-31-05 |
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ginger |
08-01-05 |
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kingfish |
08-01-05 |
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bystander |
08-02-05 |
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universityofkentuckyrocks |
08-01-05 |
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HA HA! |
kingfish |
08-02-05 |
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RE: HA HA! |
MacabreMasquerade |
08-02-05 |
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bystander |
08-03-05 |
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DearAbby |
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universityofkentuckyrocks |
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kingfish |
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universityofkentuckyrocks |
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ARnutz |
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LibraRising |
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kingfish |
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bystander |
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kingfish |
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bystander |
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kingfish |
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DearAbby |
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universityofkentuckyrocks |
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MacabreMasquerade |
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universityofkentuckyrocks |
08-04-05 |
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ginger |
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kingfish |
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foonermints 14531 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-29-05, 03:08 PM (EST)
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kingfish 20752 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-29-05, 03:54 PM (EST)
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5. "WHERE’S MY SHOW? " |
BAM BAM BAM!! (On BB6 door) WHERE’S MY SHOW? Hail, When they called me up this time I thought they wud a'giv me mah show! (tears start to fall). Maybe the Real Twist is this year is a brother and sister who don’t know each other! Cause we don't. Cain't understand why Jenipher don't want nothin to do with me, just cause I screwed her out of a half mill last year. I said I wus Sorry! (Once again, tears). Shoot, that twist was such a good'un last year, I just bet that it would surprise’um again. (Ed note - actually it probably would. They are such simple folk). And the brother (that'd be me) can beak dance real good. And Karate kick, whoo-boy I can do that too. I seen the show (BB6), that looks like a good'un, all them flirting women, I’d probably get laid ever night, I‘ve always been a stud, you see, that why I figured I’d get mah TV show real quick. Hail Drew and Marvin told me I’m a natural. Drew made me feel tingly all over, I really like Drew. (tears up) BAM BAM! WHERE’S MY SHOW? I need sompin. Hail, I am temporally a temp Security guard again after April done spent all my winnings on her ownself. And lately there sure is alot of her ownself, man that girl is big now, Ya outer see her. I love her so much!! (breaks down in tears for the nth time).
Maybe Bull riding again, although I don’t really remember too much before that, seems like I was fallin on my head, and a bull hoof got real big all of a sudden, and then lights out, and so was my memory. Maybe I lost a little thanking power then. Thanking don’t seem as easy as it uster be. My break dancing sure got gooder though. SO, WHERE’S MY SHOW? AND WHERE'S MY SNUGGLE BUDDY DREW? BAM BAM!! (BB6 Security guards escort him off. They can't stand to see a grown (?) man cry so they skip the cuffs, just a little nightstick 'calming').
Michael ('member Me?)
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calamityc 1041 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest"
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07-30-05, 10:30 AM (EST)
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I can't hear very well, my head is swollen from sheer power.
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calamityc 1041 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest"
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07-31-05, 10:28 PM (EST)
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17. "RE: BB6: Be the Hamster, Week 4" |
As if anyone could have had any doubt who I would put up for eviction! Revenge may be a dish best served cold, but who has time for that? They messed with you and now I know how much money they cost us!
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kingfish 20752 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-30-05, 10:05 PM (EST)
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10. "Shhhhh....." |
Rumor has it that Big Tom (Yep - that would be none other than Tennessee Tom from Survivor) has been snooping around the set.Hmmm.. Tom's pig squealing stories? Michael banging on the door? Hmmm... We might have a rating coup!!! Get the door camera on!!! JC, after we get the footage you can do the dramatc rescue scene. That Tom is a pistol. Now about aye-yi-yi-vette's scenes during sweeps......... The Powers that be.
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Lasann 3616 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge"
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07-30-05, 10:56 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: BB6: Be the Hamster, Week 4" |
Hi everyone, it's Rachael.As all of you can see, I'm in the best spot of any "player". Maggie and the maggots like me, I'm in with the Dream Team (thanks to Howie). All this talk about Kaysar and James and Cappy (he was a trip, wasn't he), and Iyell. Keep it up you idiots and Howie and I will be in millionaire heaven. And about Howie and me. Well I've resisted him for quite some time now but when we are millionaire and 2 fiffty thou richer he may be the man for me and my ranch. Between you and me it weirded me out when he was kissing Beauford and I told him so. Then when I went to sleep that night I had a huuuuggggee tingle in my privates (yes the big O) and have decided that, actually, when we are rich Beauford can be the pony boy.
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foonermints 14531 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-30-05, 11:42 PM (EST)
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volsfan 19846 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-31-05, 09:14 AM (EST)
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13. "RE: BB6: Be the Hamster, Week 4" |
Well, Cappy (may I call you Cappy?) -- your fish speech won't go into reality history like the rats and snakes speech, but valiant effort.Yes, you may call me Cappy. I don't really care what you think of my speech. The only thing everyone needs to remember is this game is playing out just like I instructed my robot...I mean my partner to play! I may be out of the game but I am still in control.
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-31-05, 09:22 AM (EST)
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15. "RE: BB6: Be the Hamster, Week 4" |
You have no idea how hard it was to get the magnet into Maggie's ball. Getting the matching one under the table was easy. I just stopped talking. As soon as I stop talking, everyone in the house and production staff assumes I've left. It's better than turning invisible!So my rear is safe this week. For all the good it does. It's no fun having a safe rear that you can't cuddle against a friend. *sniff* Eric... oh, my Eric... if only we'd met while I was still a teenager... I would have thought about turning straight for you, I really would... *sob* My partner's gone, my partner... No, Beau is Howie's partner. This game is just like watching the evening news! There's two sides, and everything my side does is right. Everything their side does is wrong. So we're justified in doing anything we like to their side because it's automatically right -- and just, don't forget just -- but if they respond in any way, including the ways we were just using, it's wrong. Remember that, Kaysar. You're cruel and evil and doomed. We're righteous and good and one of us is going to win, even if we have to stay in this house for twenty years to get things resolved. Do you think Big Brother will let Eric make a conjugal visit? I'm lonely.
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ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-01-05, 01:49 PM (EST)
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18. "RE: BB6: Be the Hamster, Week 4" |
I keep telling you. SPIT! It's much easier, really. And far less fattening.
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kingfish 20752 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-02-05, 03:16 PM (EST)
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22. "HA HA!" |
Ha Ha!You’re it!! Can’t get me!! Too Slow! Try Again. I dare ya! What, are you a couple of Girley fish?? Come get me if you can!! Hey you, I’m over here. Now I’m over there. Betcha can’t run into me. Ha Ha,,,, Got you again! Now I’m there! Now I’m here! Let’s try that ole head butt again. Unless you’re Scared? Ha Ha. Got you again!! (Fish are so dumb) Taunting Fish Tank Reflections Next act – Taunting Hamster Cage Reflections. Nah, too easy……
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DearAbby 3008 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity"
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08-03-05, 09:46 AM (EST)
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25. "RE: BB6: Be the Hamster, Week 4" |
I did it, I did it, I did it! I won the veto for my sweet, pwecious, baby James, who I wuv, wuv, wuv. Even after that b*tch Maggie turned my TV off, I still won. Well, yes, my wuvvy dovey Jamesy Baby helped me win, but I was the one who actually got us on Channel 5.And didn't I give a great speech at the nomination ceremony? Did you see how surprised Maggie looked when I read her mind and knew that Janelle would take the place of the most wonderfulest boyfriend a girl could ever have?
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bystander 4968 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Stuff Magazine Centerfold"
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08-04-05, 02:47 PM (EST)
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35. "RE: BB6: Be the Hamster, Week 4" |
Yeah, you were led to believe that. Why would she tell you anthing different, afterall, you got her the job. "Oh Les, Yes, Les, You're the Man, Oh yeah, Oh Les,......." Coincidence...HOH trashcan had some Cootercards with those exact words written on them.
I smell bacon!
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universityofkentuckyrocks 2575 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Survivor-themed Cruise Spokesperson"
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08-04-05, 03:27 PM (EST)
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37. "RE: BB6: Be the Hamster, Week 4" |
Don't worry yo've also got your sweetheart in the house too.
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universityofkentuckyrocks 2575 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Survivor-themed Cruise Spokesperson"
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08-04-05, 04:44 PM (EST)
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41. "RE: BB6: Be the Hamster, Week 4" |
Don't mess with me.
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kingfish 20752 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-04-05, 04:18 PM (EST)
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39. "RE: BB6: Be the Hamster, Week 4" |
Well, that was a joke that just fell flat. The K-mart stuff was supposed to be be an insult. I mean, a show that dresses my Julie with wildly expensive (OK, trashy, but expensive) stuff could easily have hit the exclusive Rodeo Drive shops. But we went to K-MART? That as supposed to be a Joke, a put-down!! But Nooooo, Armpit gets all all teary with happiness!!! (Where is that hamster recruiter, we are going to have to go a little more for brains and a little less for Boobs). Hmmmph.
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