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"Survivor Micronesia - Fans v Faves: StateOfTheSpoiling - Ep 5"
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03-04-08, 09:53 PM (EST)
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"Survivor Micronesia - Fans v Faves: StateOfTheSpoiling - Ep 5" |
LAST EDITED ON 03-06-08 AT 11:58 AM (EST)Survivor: Micronesia – Fans vs Faves Episode 5: “He’s a ball of goo.”
Previously on Survivor . . . The Faves proved themselves unbeatable as Ozzy took to the water and James flexed a new muscle no one realized he had . . . Ozzy also went and found the Hidden Immunity Idol and craftily fashioned a fake idol that, shockingly, wasn’t blurred by CBS censors. We are PG-13 here, so I took the liberty. Joel discovered the powerful effects of Pop Rocks & Coca Cola and then unleashed it on poor Mikey B. . . And, finally, in a bit of foreshadowing, Eliza reveals she is a student of the dark arts and has a way to take out her enemies. Reference GuideWelcome everyone! Whether you are new to our community or been around for years, here are some valuable resources gathered together here at your fingertips:
- For our new visitors, please take a few moments to review our Community Guidelines.
- For a great read, check out Emydi’s Ep. 4 Summary.
- Thanks to CTGirl for compiling all the valuable information for us last week in her Ep 4 - State Of The Spoiling.
- For real-time, play-by-play commentary from last week’s episode, go to the Ep. 4 East Coast Spoiler Thread. Watch for Estee’s Update thread before every show and join in!
- A must read is Veruca Salt’s The Players, The Game, The Editing - Fans v Faves. No season would be complete without Veruca and our other “experts” who do an amazing job analyzing the possible meaning of the editing of words, actions, images, music and interviews throughout the season.
Now it’s time to get to some spoiling!! Episode 5: “He’s a ball of goo.”
To get us started, Scarlett began the Episode 5 Discussion Thread. And, as always, our dependable and hardworking FloPo brought over and posted the Ep 5 Vidcaps as they became available.
First order of business, we are advised there is a tribal swap. Our loyal peeps quickly discovered exactly how the swap is going down, as discussed in the Episode 5 Discussion Thread. 1st the tribes will arrive to the RC in the usual fashion: Malakal first; and then Jeff will make his familiar announcement, calling in Airai, for Malakal to get their first look at who was voted out at last night’s Tribal Council.
This will immediately be followed by shocked looks as the Faves notice that, YET AGAIN, the Fans chose to keep the pathetic wimps of the tribe and voted out another strong person. This will be immediately followed by smirks and smug looks from the Faves as they believe they will continue to smoke the Fans at challenges. Next, Jeff will make his shocking announcement to “drop your buffs” and the tribal switch will begin. Not surprisingly, the Faves (with 3 exceptions) don’t look too happy about this, while the Fans are peeing themselves with joy. They then must draw rocks out of a bag. The person who draws the colored rock is the new tribe captain for purposes of a school yard pick’em. Here we see Ozzy gets the purple rock to start choosing the new Malakal Tribe, having to make his first choice from the opposing Airai tribe. Then that person chooses from Malakal and on down the line. We are blessed to see the final order of picks of the new Malakal Tribe, beginning with Ozzy, down to the last pick of Chet.
Looks like the lust lives on, as OzManda and JamVati remain intact. However, it looks like Parvati has some competition for mighty James’ affections. Reward Challenge: “Cat and Mouse”
Thank you, Scarlett, for all of the valuable information you brought to the Ep 5 Vidcap Thread. I am just going to go by what you say.It looks like it is played in “heats” with two teams of two tied together and going after the opposing pair’s flags. Here we have James and Jason going against Amanda and ??. I have to give the edge to J&J as they seem as though they would dominate. Overall, I would give the edge to Airai beating winning over Malakal. My main reason is the liability that is Chet. There are numerous shots of Chet being dragged through the trees by Joel and, as Scarlett pointed out, the series of photos showing Parvati getting away from Joel, who takes a nose dive into the mud. Call the Wambulance!!
Jeff says that the reward challenge is so brutal and dangerous, there are multiple injuries and the medics are called in: It appears Jonathan suffers a serious gash to his leg, requiring stitches. It also appears our poor Parvati suffers a swollen lip. I think she’ll survive. I believe this is all misdirection and Jonathan is going to tough out his injuries, at least for now. Especially, in light of this little teaser of Jeff’s I also don’t believe the reward challenge is ENTIRELY to blame for these injuries, but rather our Evil Eliza had a hand in it. You may recall there was one voodoo doll notably absent from the stash posted above. Meanwhile, Over at Malakal
We are being set up for an Ozzy versus Joel smack down. I am 100% with Scarlett (who is our biggest Ozzy fan, with FloPo a close 2nd) that Ozzy will easily dominate over Joel. However, I also think there is a fair amount of misdirection going on here and agree with Bebo that Joel will live to see another day. The following confessional is set up to sound as though it’s being said by Ozzy about Joel, but it may very well be about Chet. Especially if you put it together with THIS confessional by Joel that just HAS to be about Chet. I mean, seriously. Just look at this guy. It HAS to be about Chet. And I do think Joel utters the title, in speaking about having to drag Chet through the challenge. With all this Ozzy versus Joel going on, we are teased with THIS. Well, it looks as though our Miss Montana is finally making me proud and representing for Big Sky Country. These two couldn’t look any more proud! Amanda catching a shark just drives home the fact that OzManda were meant to be together. Immunity ChallengeI’m running out of thoughts here. It looks like rock throwing is part of the challenge. As seen in the Ozzy versus Joel shots. With all of the Ozzy versus Joel out there, I think Malakal will lose this challenge and head to Tribal Council. The Tribe Has SpokenThere is excellent argument out there for Ozzy to take out Joel. Something I would love to see, since I cannot stand Joel.However, since it will be my birthday and it makes much more strategic sense from a tribal standpoint . . . Additionally, I am reminded of yet another man named Chet who was a “Pile of Goo”. . . Chet is either voted out or quits at Tribal Council. AmendmentIt seems the writing is on the wall, as per information brought over by Brownroach, that Joel IS going bye-bye tonight. Personally, good riddance, he had it coming. Though I wouldn't be terribly upset if he took useless Chet with him. Quick RecapUtters Title: Joel New Airai: Jason ~ James ~ Alexis ~ Jonathan ~ Natalie ~ Parvati ~ Kathy ~ Eliza New Malakal: Ozzy ~ Joel ~ Amanda ~ Erik ~ Ami ~ Traci ~ Cirie ~ Chet Reward Challenge: Airai Catches Shark: Amanda Injured, Not Out: Jonathan Immunity Challenge: Airai Snuffed Torch: Chet JOEL Secondary Target: Chet
Don’t forget to vote for who YOU think will be sent packing this week, right here in Dabo’s Voting Thread. And I want to thank all my fellow Blows’ peeps for posting so much valuable information week after week for me to read through. I would not have been able to put this together without you: Bebo; Brownroach; CTGirl; Dabo; Estee; FloPo, Kingfish; Michel; Pepe; Scarlett; Smokedog; Suzzee; and Vince.
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CTgirl 8013 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-04-08, 10:06 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: Survivor Micronesia - Fans v Faves: StateOfTheSpoiling - Ep 5" |
Catty: Happy Birthday!Awesome job on the SOTS. Loved all the photochops especially James in cap and gown by the blackboard and Ozmanda - Aquaman and Aquagirl! Scarlett Oz'Hara ®
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03-05-08, 06:55 AM (EST)
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3. "RE: Survivor Micronesia - Fans v Faves: StateOfTheSpoiling - Ep 5" |
LAST EDITED ON 03-05-08 AT 12:37 PM (EST)WOW, Catty, now THAT'S a fantastic SOTS! Hilarious could describe it in one word, but it's also extremely thorough as well. Your photochop gift is quite apparent, I loved them all! You make a GREAT case for Chet, it indeed could well be him. I think you are right, both the confessional from Ozzy and from Joel are in reference to Chet, somehow though I still think Tracy may work her magic...again. Who knows, maybe Cirie gets involved in the vote as well, and we all know what a dog on a bone she is... GREAT JOB!!! ETA:
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Scarlett O Hara 3439 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity"
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03-05-08, 01:54 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: Survivor Micronesia - Fans v Faves: StateOfTheSpoiling - Ep 5" |
LAST EDITED ON 03-05-08 AT 02:01 PM (EST)Oh.my.heck!! I am ROTF LMAO!!! You hit a HOMERUN this week with your SOTS! And, on your birthday, no less! Happy Birthday! Oh, and here's just one other reason/camera shot as to why Chet needs to go ...
...and another thing, Ozzy called that shark of Amanda's 4-feet?! It looked more like two feet to me ...! There's only one more pic you got just a little wrong. The correct picture should have been this:
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Thanks again for a TERRIFIC SOTS!! Signed, the Biggest Ozzy Fan ever!!
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03-05-08, 02:55 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: Survivor Micronesia - Fans v Faves: StateOfTheSpoiling - Ep 5" |
Catty - excellent. Layout, art, wit, blows-you-away-ness, and surely you nailed the spoilers too.Very nice. Just for that, I'm going to give you a quick duck. I hope that turns out to be a good thing.
Tribe.
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03-05-08, 03:35 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: Survivor Micronesia - Fans v Faves: StateOfTheSpoiling - Ep 5" |
LAST EDITED ON 03-05-08 AT 05:06 PM (EST)This is a fantastic SOTS, CattyChat. Still up in the air on the boot. I'm inclined to think Ozzy wouldn't want to jettison strength early. So certainly Chet is vulnerable. But then again it was Ozzy's decision to throw the second immunity challenge the last time he played. And Joel *is* annoying... ETA: Well well well... look what Survivor Fever has now added to Joel's entry on their bootsheet: - burned by the tribal swap and victim of a thrown challenge
Blowin' the blues away, courtesy of tribephyl
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03-06-08, 10:02 AM (EST)
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23. "RE: Survivor Micronesia - Fans v Faves: StateOfTheSpoiling - Ep 5" |
Oh Catty, you just crack me up!!!! "All bets are off if a face-painted Ozzy shows up at your door....!!!" {Note to self...somehow, someday, someway I have to get a face painted Ozzy to show up at Catty's door...}Now, the more I think about it the more I see throwing this challenge as a PG move...if they get the big guy out the rest of the Fans could be picked off easily...at least on the Malakal tribe....that would be 4 more boots, then with Cirie/Amanda/Ozzy in the main alliance, they could if they had to dispose of Ami...guaranteeing Amanda/Cirie/Ozzy/ to make it to the merge, plus it takes out one of the biggest individual immunity threats in the game...food for thought...
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03-06-08, 12:24 PM (EST)
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27. "RE: Survivor Micronesia - Fans v Faves: StateOfTheSpoiling - Ep 5" |
Though I'd think Ozzy would have to be let in on it, otherwise he'd just try to win the challenge all by himself....Ha, you pegged that one! Touchee...
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