**dances happily, singing Q's praises**I got a boyfriend, I got a boyfriend, his name is Q and he's ga...hey wait a minute!!!!!!! Are you playing Jedi mind tricks with me Mr. Q????? I thought you played for the other team?
**Suddenly snooch is blinded by a revelation**
Have I done it? Am I the first female to have successfully "converted" a gay man?
**dreams**
Just think of it...I could be FAMOUS! I'd be the envy of desperate single women of child bearing years everywhere. My God, I could start my own Reality TV Show, I could be a guest on Oprah and develop my own line of clothing, I could be RICH!!!!!!!!
Snoocharoo