OH Snooch, You speak as though I have a choice in the matter. I am simply enraptured by you. My conversion was a mere formality once I fell under your spell. I would gladly spend days and days on a deserted Island with Ghandia (Whacks Ghandia for good measure) if it meant I could get close to you. In fact I would give up shopping for you!!!!!!!!!!!!
And would be FAMOUS, but my dear you already are! And in order to be RICH(ard), you would have to have a sex change, gain a ton of weight and then I would not love you anymore.
And by the way this has nothing to do with making someone jealous, I swear!