I haven’t done one of these in a few seasons and it feels good to be back! Here is my list combining the first two episodes. This is going to be short and sweet until I get to know the survivors better:

1. Jane – She started fire like a pro, too bad she went silent in the second show.
2. Jimmy Johnson – He is too old and weak to make it far, but I love him. He’s the coach that Coach wanted to be!
3. Marty – I didn’t expect to like him but I do. He’s smart to let Jimmy J. be the leader.
4. Fabio – He reminds me of the guys from Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure, but I think there is more to him than we’ve seen.
5. Brenda – I hope she’s dodged the bullet and will be around for a while. I think she knows how to play the game better than most of the La Flor tribe.
6. Kelly B. – She has a prosthetic leg, but big deal. She just goes out and gets the job done.
7. and 8 Chase and Sash – tied They both have potential but need to get their acts together to play the social game really well
9. Jill – not sure why she shared the clue but she bound herself to the right guy on her team (I think)
10. Tyrone – good job in the challenge
11. Alina
12. Benry
13. Yve
14. Kelly S
15. Holly – good golly she reminded me of Sarah Palin and that’s not a good thing
16. Noanka – an obnoxious drama queen but at least she’s entertaining
17. Dan – So the producers made you wear your $1600 alligator shoes but you’re an idiot for even wearing them to Nicaragua in the first place
18. Jimmy T – not sure what it is about him, but I don’t like him.

Loser Lodge:
Wendy – Totally out of the loop with her tribe
Shannon – What a tool. I was predisposed to dislike him anyways because of his friendship with James, Boo and Russell. Not a fan of the prejudiced redneck.