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volsfan 19846 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 08-04-04, 07:28 PM (EST) "Big Brother 5, Episode 12: **Official Summary**...Dumb, Dumber, and Dumbest!" LAST EDITED ON 08-04-04 AT 07:29 PM (EST) Before I get started, just let me say that even though my episode isn’t an eviction, I have enough material to write a novel! We get to see Diane become a complete idiot, Will make sexual faces at Cowboy, and Scott/Jase well, are Scott/Jase. Oh well, here goes… Keep in mind: Tit = Jase Tat = Scott We begin the show exactly where we left off…Tit and Tat are nominated and we are waiting for the POV competition! Tit and Tat are trying to manipulate things so that their little love fest can be safe for another week! DUMB: Diane is starting the transformation from being an ok person to complete idiot by listening to Tat! Diane and Tat are in the HOH and Diane tells Tat that he (Tat) is safe and that he was nominated because she did not want Tat playing for Tit to win POV. Tat plants info into Diane’s air (she doesn’t have a brain) that Marvin would put up her in a heartbeat! Diane, Will and Nakomis are in the HOH and Diane is telling them of her talk with Tat. SIDEBAR: Nakomis is quickly becoming one of my favorites. I think she maybe one of the smartest players on the female side! Diane is telling them about Tat saying that Marvin is the strongest player. Nakomis quickly says, “If Marvin is so strong, why in the hell did they nominate A. last week!” They come to the conclusion that Tit and Tat needs to be separated this week! DUH! CUE SLEAZY PORN MUSIC! We now see Will and Diane in the hammock watching Drew do his laundry. They are lusting big time! Sleazy music continues, as Drew is shown in slow motion, shirtless, doing his laundry. There is a debate on which one has a bigger crush on Drew…Will or Diane…I can answer that question…I DO! Drew is a cutie! Tat is convinced he is safe and he is campaigning to get Marvin nominated when one of the 4 dumbarses wins POV and removes Tit. Tat says that he would use POV on Tit even if he(Tat) wins the competition. FUNTIME! The houseguest go to the backyard and find ceramic pigs unpainted! They are told to paint the pigs and Karen is shown in the DR screaming something so loud that it hurts my ears! I guess she is excited to paint the pigs! They all pick the pig of their choice and we are shown them taking their time painting. Will paints his little pig very eloquently and Drew’s pig is wearing a tux. Diane goes for prostitute pink and Cowboy uses neon green. Tit uses whore red (how appropriate?) and Tat goes with a freaked out pig! Tit needs a mental evaluation…he really should get help! Karen goes for a country pig with overalls and makes it look very cute! One of the funniest things to happen in the house so far, Will makes goofy faces and blows kisses to Cowboy behind his back while he is playing golf. LMAO! However, being a card carrying homosexual, I must publicly reprimand my fellow queen for doing this! This type of action should only be used on someone that is attractive like Drew…come on honey…Cowboy? YUCK! POV Competition Diane chooses Will, Tit picks Cowboy and Tat picks Drew to play for the Power Of Veto! The six competitors are told to go to a different room of the house. The ones not playing are going to be spectators and they go to the backyard. Each of the six will be given 13 coins with their picture on them. They have to deposit their coins in the painted piggies of the six contestants. The coins can be placed in any pig however, each person has to place coins in no fewer than two! In the end, the person with the most coins without going over 20 will be the POV winner. Going over 20 will disqualify that contestant. Let’s take a moment to think this through…there are 6 players, 4 dumbarses, Will and Diane. Diane has said that Tit needs to go this week and that he doesn’t need to win POV. The best way to guarantee that a person doesn’t win POV is to make sure they are disqualified for having too many coins. The odds are in favor of the 4 dumbarses to win POV. So, it is obvious that Will and Diane will give Tit the 21 coins needed for disqualification and the 4 dumbarses will target Diane or Will! Let’s see how this goes down: Will is up first and he places 12 coins in Tit’s pig and one coin in his own pig (obvious). Tat goes next and places 12 coins in Diane’s pig and one in Will’s (obvious). Tit is up and places 11 in Diane’s pig and 2 in Will’s pig (Diane is disqualified). Drew goes and places one in his own, 4 coins in Will’s pig and divided the rest evenly with the other dumbarses (he admitted that half way through his turn he thought of loading up a person to make sure they are disqualified…so he gets the idea of the game). Cowboy goes next and it is obvious that he has no clue because he put 2 coins in Tit’s, Tat’s, Diane’s and Will’s pig and drops 4 coins in Drew’s pig. DUMBER: Diane goes next and drops one coin in each pig to determine who had the most! WTF? She has no clue! She puts like 4 coins in Cowboy’s pig! NOTE TO DIANE: From now on take a step back and think…oh wait, you don’t have anything to think with! You said that you did a dumb thing…you think?…this ranks right up there with striking a match at a gas pump! You deserve to be booted out of the house immediately! You also say that you can’t believe you made it through college…what college? McBurger U? Seriously, flipping burgers is all you can do! You do know that Tit and Tat figured the game out and you didn’t! Now…who is the dumb one? COIN COUNT: Tat: 6 coins, Cowboy: 9 coins, Diane: 27 coins, Drew: 7 coins, Tit: 18 coins, and Will: 11 coins. Tit wins POV and well, acts like Tit, AN IDIOT! While acting like an idiot, he tells Diane to enjoy her last week in the house! Why another week, dumb peeps should be evicted immediately! For the next few minutes we see more planning by Tit and Tat to get Marvin nominated. Tat promises Diane that if she nominates Marvin, she (Diane) is safe next week! She can’t become a puppet for these idiots. Can she? The 4 women and Will are shown in the HOH discovering the little spy cam. They realize that the 4 dumbarses have been hiding this from them! Ok, at this point, it is obvious to everyone that it is the 4 dumbarses + Marvin versus the girls + Will. It is 5-5 if the women + Will stick together. They should realize that they could easily win this! Tit and Will are in the HOH trying to scheme themselves in to an alliance. So, Tit and Will enter an alliance to help each other pick-off peeps from their side, while remaining safe! WTF is Will thinking? However, Will entered with the understanding that he will use it for his own good! POV Meeting: Tit and Tat appear dressed as the characters from Dumb and Dumber. They are very arrogant and not taking the meeting seriously. They make complete arses out of themselves! Tit uses the POV to remove himself from the block. DUMBEST: Diane nominates Marvin for eviction. Diane has just become the biggest puppet in BB history! Can stupid peeps be removed from the house immediately? URGH! BTW: There was another twin switch and the twist will be revealed Thursday! Dumb, Dumber and Dumbest has concluded! OH.THE.DRAMA Director of Public Relations for GAWKUR!   Top

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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 08-04-04, 07:34 PM (EST) 1. "RE: Big Brother 5, Episode 12: **Official Summary**...Dumb, Dumber, and Dumbest!" OH.THE.DRAMA No, this time, I think both you and CBS went all the way into farce.   Top

motormouth 4507 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Stuff Magazine Centerfold" 08-04-04, 08:00 PM (EST) 2. "RE: Big Brother 5, Episode 12: **Official Summary**...Dumb, Dumber, and Dumbest!" Yay Vols!! I had been waiting for this summary. I knew it would be great and you did not disappoint. Thank you!! BTW, LMAO at this.. "However, being a card carrying homosexual, I must publicly reprimand my fellow queen for doing this! This type of action should only be used on someone that is attractive like Drew…come on honey…Cowboy? YUCK!" *Courtesy of IceCat*   Top

strid333 2928 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest" 08-05-04, 00:43 AM (EST) 3. "RE: Big Brother 5, Episode 12: **Official Summary**...Dumb, Dumber, and Dumbest!" Yep, Diane is pretty dumb. Funny summary. Three is the perfect number.   Top

Puffy 6702 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 08-05-04, 01:35 AM (EST) 4. "RE: Big Brother 5, Episode 12: **Official Summary**...Dumb, Dumber, and Dumbest!" That was a fun read!! compliments of JSlice   Top

KObrien_fan 8360 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 08-05-04, 05:10 AM (EST) 5. "RE: Big Brother 5, Episode 12: **Official Summary**...Dumb, Dumber, and Dumbest!" Excellent dead on summary Doc. 2004 A S S Trivia Champ   Top

ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 08-05-04, 12:31 PM (EST) 6. "RE: Big Brother 5, Episode 12: **Official Summary**...Dumb, Dumber, and Dumbest!" Delightful and deloveliest. The order of Banana delivery should be organized by location to save on shipping costs.   Top

Breezy 18380 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 08-05-04, 12:56 PM (EST) 7. "RE: Big Brother 5, Episode 12: **Official Summary**...Dumb, Dumber, and Dumbest!" Funny stuff Vols! Save a horse, ride a cowboy.   Top

samboohoo 17173 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 08-06-04, 09:27 AM (EST) 8. "RE: Big Brother 5, Episode 12: **Official Summary**...Dumb, Dumber, and Dumbest!" Love It! That's so hot!! However, being a card carrying homosexual, I must publicly reprimand my fellow queen for doing this! He he, this completely caught me off guard because I had no freaking clue. I'm sure I looked like one of these idiots when they saw A/N for the first time. Slice & Dice Chop Shop 2004 McBurger U? I must confess. I myself am a graduate of one of the preschools of McBurger U. I worked at McD's while going to school and attended one of the pre-requisite schools. And of course I finished first in my class and earned the coveted spatula and a hefty bonus when I got home. Believe me, these idiots wouldn't make it there either. Smooches!!   Top

volsfan 19846 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 08-06-04, 09:22 PM (EST) 9. "RE: Big Brother 5, Episode 12: **Official Summary**...Dumb, Dumber, and Dumbest!" Samboohoo, I usually don't respond to messages about my summaries but I must admit you cracked me up! I am still laughing because I am trying to imagine hyour face while reading! Now you know! THANKS EVERYONE FOR THE KIND WORDS! Director of Public Relations for GAWKUR!   Top

AMAI 1254 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson" 08-07-04, 10:42 PM (EST) 10. "RE: Big Brother 5, Episode 12: **Official Summary**...Dumb, Dumber, and Dumbest!" When you explain it like that, it really makes Diane seem EXTRA dumb. Thanks for the summary.   Top

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