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"She's a MIDGET, not a little person!"
I for one refuse to let the uptight, censor happy, quaker wannabe losers of America RUIN yet another great term!


Midgets are some of the coolest looking animals that you can find running wild amongst normal people and no way in he!! does such a cool species of thing deserve to have their cool name sterilized into something so stupid as "little people" just so Americans can sleep better at night with their guilt.


I love midgets, I always have, and I always wanted one to call my own. So since stupid state laws prohibit me from owning a midget the least I can do is serve the midget loving community by protecting the one thing that NOBODY can take away from us, the right to call a midget a midget!


So, good people of SB.com, I am here to tell you that i will make it my duty, life goal, mission statement to protect your god given right to use the word "midget" on this message board and in your daily lives. Don't be even slightly intimidated if someone tries to tell you that it is offensive to use the word midget cause I will be right on their heels ready to defend you and put those losers in their rightful place.


Midget lovers rest easy, you have a friend and protector in Shakes the Clown.


Don't thank me, your continued use of the word "MIDGET" is thanks enough.

And yes, I am aware that I am a true American hero.

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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: She's a MIDGET, not a little pe... foonermints 07-12-04 1
 I? clemsonbeav 07-13-04 2
 RE: She's a MIDGET, not a little pe... seahorse 07-13-04 3
 RE: She's a MIDGET, not a little pe... Bucky Katt 07-13-04 4
 Actually isn't she technically a dw... Denalio 07-13-04 5
   skeletal dysplasias dabo 07-13-04 6
   RE: Actually isn't she technically ... Ontario TAR Fan 07-13-04 9
       dwarf tossing? moonbaby 07-13-04 11
           RE: dwarf tossing? PepeLePew13 07-13-04 14
       RE: Actually isn't she technically ... zombiebaby 07-14-04 28
 RE: She's a MIDGET, not a little pe... AugustGirl 07-13-04 7
   RE: She's a MIDGET, not a little pe... greenmonstah 07-13-04 8
       RE: She's a MIDGET, not a little pe... nailbone 07-13-04 12
 RE: She's a MIDGET, not a little pe... mikey 07-13-04 10
   RE: She's a MIDGET, not a little pe... nailbone 07-13-04 13
   Hey, Mikey Coconut 07-14-04 32
 She's a DWARF, not a MIDGET! rasslinmomma 07-14-04 15
   hey rasslinmomma.... shakes the clown 07-14-04 16
       RE: hey rasslinmomma.... Schnookie Palookie 07-14-04 17
           Charla's got pretty eyes Goober 07-14-04 18
           RE: hey rasslinmomma.... GlassJax 07-14-04 19
               BTW GlassJax 07-14-04 20
           RE: hey rasslinmomma.... PepeLePew13 07-14-04 21
               RE: hey rasslinmomma.... cqvenus 07-14-04 24
                   RE: hey rasslinmomma.... PepeLePew13 07-14-04 25
                       RE: hey rasslinmomma.... rasslinmomma 07-14-04 26
           hey shnookie... shakes the clown 07-14-04 33
               RE: hey shnookie... greenmonstah 07-15-04 35
                   RE: hey shnookie... GlassJax 07-15-04 37
                       RE: hey shnookie... PepeLePew13 07-15-04 38
       Woo hoo!!! rasslinmomma 07-14-04 22
           RE: Woo hoo!!! PepeLePew13 07-14-04 23
               RE: Woo hoo!!! ginger 07-14-04 27
           RE: Woo hoo!!! true 07-14-04 30
               RE: Woo hoo!!! ginger 07-14-04 31
 RE: She's a MIDGET, not a little pe... bondt007 07-14-04 29
   RE: She's a MIDGET, not a little pe... dabo 07-15-04 34
   RE: She's a MIDGET, not a little pe... mikey 07-15-04 36

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1. "RE: She's a MIDGET, not a little person!"
After all, midgets gave us Munchkins and Master Blaster.
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2. "I?"
think America is WAAY too politically correct. Just say "midget!"

Take Chileans for an example. If you're fat? They'll tell you. If your Spanish sucks? They'll tell you.

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3. "RE: She's a MIDGET, not a little person!"
You are right Shakes. Too many in this country are always trying to make sure that no one is ever offended by any of the terms we use in our language, especially terms that have been around for many years.


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4. "RE: She's a MIDGET, not a little person!"
The midget spinning clown head has spoken. So it shall be.

"How 'bout a birdy? I got a little birdy right here."

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5. "Actually isn't she technically a dwarf?"
Achondroplasia or something like that?
Which is technically a form of dwarfism?

Not to dispute the scary spinning clown head, but I was just wondering.

-denalio

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6. "skeletal dysplasias"
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9. "RE: Actually isn't she technically a dwarf?"
In the olden days they used to have dwarf tossing contests. Now that would make for a good roadblock!
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11. "dwarf tossing?"
Don't give the bowling moms any ideas.

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14. "RE: dwarf tossing?"
You really bowl me over with your one-liners, moonie!



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28. "RE: Actually isn't she technically a dwarf?"
No only in the olden days, they still do it now. Usually at bars. There is a dwarf that earns a living doing this. Draws huge crowds. I think it is the dwarf from Howard Stern,Beatlejuice(spelled wrong- I think like the constellation).


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7. "RE: She's a MIDGET, not a little person!"
I'm sure the midgets of America are celebrating.


-- The part about state law prohibiting Shakes from owning a midget.

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8. "RE: She's a MIDGET, not a little person!"
Now we just need a state law prohibiting him from owning cats.


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12. "RE: She's a MIDGET, not a little person!"
I don't think that'll EVER be a problem....



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10. "RE: She's a MIDGET, not a little person!"
Wholeheartedly agree. If Shakes wasn't offended when everyone kept referring to that one team as "clowns" last season, no one should be offended by calling a midget a midget. Love the Midget, and Love Gidget!

Looking forward to the fall when they have an all - midget TAR! (but don't worry, they will include Christian midgets, gay midgets, long-distance dating midgets, alpha male midgets who will actually win the thing, wrestling midgets, tossable midgets and extras from the Wizard of Oz to show the full diversity that is midgetdom.


-- "What good is a dwarf if he doesn't do chores." Henry Fonda - On Golden Pond.

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13. "RE: She's a MIDGET, not a little person!"
Well, they had The Littlest Groom. Can The Amazing Midget Race be THAT far off?



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32. "Hey, Mikey"
You forgot the Virgin Midgets! Where's the love for the pure, eh?


Mikey funny.

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15. "She's a DWARF, not a MIDGET!"
Dwarf = normal sized torso, shortened extremities.

Midget = Height less than 4ft 10in with extremities in proportion to the torso


just sayin'


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16. "hey rasslinmomma...."
...shut up.

Besides, everyone knows that dwarfs carry axes. Do you see the TAR midget carrying an axe? Didn't think so...so once again, shut up.


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17. "RE: hey rasslinmomma...."
SB Guidelines:
"As entertainment critic Roger Ebert once said, "If you disagree with something I write, tell me so, argue with me, correct me--but don't tell me to shut up. That's not the American way."

Guess they don't apply to you huh Shakes?

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18. "Charla's got pretty eyes"
Like the Olsen twins. Can totally envision Shakes and her hooking up...
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19. "RE: hey rasslinmomma...."
I've been reading, lurking and posting for about a year now.

I've never seen where the rules apply to the spinning clown head.

Tactless, yet unrefined.

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20. "BTW"
I have no problem with that, but sometimes a new person see's how he posts and trys to copy him. Which always goes bad for the newbie. We seem to only allow Shakes to act as such.


Tactless, yet unrefined.

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21. "RE: hey rasslinmomma...."
LAST EDITED ON 07-14-04 AT 02:47 PM (EST)

I read somewhere in an AyaK post a while ago that shakes has been "grandfathered" and is sorta exempt from the guidelines because of his, ah, unique personality.

In other words, he's old. And you know how hard it is for old, crusty people to change their ways.



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24. "RE: hey rasslinmomma...."

perhaps this should be directly noted in the guidelines, then.

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25. "RE: hey rasslinmomma...."
Oh, I don't think they'd want to admit it so publicly... all we can do is to grin and bear it -- the clown *does* provide a lot of entertainment, even if it's not always what we'd hope to see from our own kids.



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26. "RE: hey rasslinmomma...."
I "lurked" long before my first post, so I was familiar with Shakes and eloquent ways. I knew long before I began posting that I couldn't possibly compete in a battle of wits with arguments such as "shut up.......so just shut up."

Unfortunately, not all newbies have lurked long enough to understand Shakes' "special circumstances." Some may be offended, and some may leave our community. Others my think this is the norm and end up booted due to behavior they learned from him.

I do enjoy the humor in the majority of Shakes' posts. He adds flava to the discussion. But he's not the only one. I can name many peeps here whose posts are respectful of others while also being entertaining and insightful.

I know his "bad" behavior is tolerated, winked at, and otherwise ignored. I'm not sure why.



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33. "hey shnookie..."
>SB Guidelines:
>"As entertainment critic Roger Ebert once
>said, "If you disagree with
>something I write, tell me
>so, argue with me, correct
>me--but don't tell me to
>shut up. That's not the
>American way."

>
>Guess they don't apply to you
>huh Shakes?

...you've got over 13,000 redundant useless posts and you're just NOW figuring that out.


Geez, remind me to keep you away from the long division.

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35. "RE: hey shnookie..."
Hey it's the arithmetic clown -- he adds trouble, subtracts pleasure, divides attention, and multiplys ignorance.


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And the funny, ha ha part of all this? You find what I just wrote to be a compliment.

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37. "RE: hey shnookie..."
That.Is.Hilarious


Did you come up with that all by yourself Monstah, or did you pick it up somewhere. (I need to know who to credit, if I quote it.)

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38. "RE: hey shnookie..."
Knowing monstah, she came up with it on her own.



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22. "Woo hoo!!!"
It took me less than 200 posts to get flamed by the spinning head!!

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23. "RE: Woo hoo!!!"
*high five*

You've now been properly initiated in this site!



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27. "RE: Woo hoo!!!"
Bumping, so I become the Lesser of Two Evils when I make certain comments in this week's TAR summary.


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30. "RE: Woo hoo!!!"
Just FTR, that was not a Shakes flame. Shakes only says "shut up" when he is admitting you are right about something. It's a term of endearment, really, it is. See, technically the term may be dwarf, but Shakes loves Midgets, so he was using some poetic license, if you will.

All I know is how pleased Buggy will be that Shakes is so fond of midgets.


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31. "RE: Woo hoo!!!"
Well, Shakes ain't exactly Shaq himself.


Although I'm sure he makes every inch count .

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29. "RE: She's a MIDGET, not a little person!"

...did you all see the preview vid caps of Ep. #3, where she is eating all of that chocolate?

Now, do you remember the 2nd Austen Powers, when mini-me was stuffing his face with chocolate?

...sorry, I thought I had a point...

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34. "RE: She's a MIDGET, not a little person!"

at least she's not a troll

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36. "RE: She's a MIDGET, not a little person!"
The Drew Carey Show once had a character called "Mini Mimi"
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