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PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
attention-seekers pretending to be one big happy PG/PG13-rated family. Don't
be fooled. Trying to get everyone to agree with you is like herding cats,
but intolerance for other viewpoints is NOT welcome and respect for other
posters IS required at all times. Jump in and play, and you'll soon find out
how easy it is to fit in, but save your drama for your mama. All members are
encouraged to read the
complete guidelines.
As entertainment critic Roger
Ebert once said, "If you disagree with something I write, tell me so, argue
with me, correct me--but don't tell me to shut up. That's not the American way."
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"SCOOTER GIRL!"
Ordune7 3 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "American Cancer Society Spokesperson"
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02-05-04, 11:13 AM (EST)
 
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"SCOOTER GIRL!" |
Scooter Girl
She was a girl. A scooter girl.
Can I make it any more obvious?
It was all pink
What did you think?
What more can I say?
She wanted fame, but she'd never sell
That scooter that served her well
But none of her friends thought she would win
When she stood before Simon
She said she's a scooter girl
they said are you a commuter girl?
We want you in Hollywood for our show!
She had a pretty face
but her scooter was out of place
So they told her it had to go
5 hours from now
She sits at home
Missing her scooter, she's all alone
She turns on TV, guess who she sees?
Someone scooting around aimlessly!
She calls up her friends, they already saw
but they say, hey, let's go to the mall
She tags along
Looks all around
For a new scooter that won't ruin her sound
She was a scooter girl
She said I'll never forget you girl
It didn't fit in with the new her
but soon she'll be a star
Yeah, she's gonna go far
Simon, does your prissy face see what she's worth?
Sorry Scooter that you had to go
I'll always love you, that you know
You were more than just a ride
You'll always be by my side
Too bad Simon couldn't see
How much fun a scooter can be
There is more than he does know
It can go fast or it can go slow
I'm just a girl,
It's just a show
Can I make it any more obvious?
I am a star, haven't you heard?
How I rock this very world?
I'm still a scooter girl!
Even without my scooter, girl!
It'll be in my heart during the show!
and then at the studio
Singing the song I wrote
About the scooter I used to know
I'm still a scooter girl!
Even without my scooter, girl!
It'll be in my heart during the show!
and then at the studio
Singing the song I wrote
About the scooter I used to know
How to save Scooter Girl:
Watch American Idol for information on picking the Wild Card(s) and when it's time to do so, say you want Scooter Girl, Nicole Tieri, to return to the American Idol contest! and, I'm not asking you to, but if you'd like to forward this message on to everyone in your address book, I certainly can't stop you.... All I ask is that you preserve the name of the proud fan of Scooter Girl who created this anthem - Clint Weir aka Ordune7@aol.com! We love you, Scooter Girl!!!
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mochacchino23 20 desperate attention whore postings
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02-08-04, 06:25 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: SCOOTER GIRL!" |
lawd you certainly have a lot of time on your hands!
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Ordune7 3 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "American Cancer Society Spokesperson"
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02-08-04, 08:25 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: SCOOTER GIRL!" |
Well, yeah... it did take me all of 5 minutes to write that spoof... I have a lot of time on my hands... 24 hours per day, in fact. How many hours per day do you exist?
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Joesy 2 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "American Cancer Society Spokesperson"
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02-09-04, 10:13 AM (EST)
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4. "RE: SCOOTER GIRL!" |
I'm totally with ya in supporting to see this girl return, i thought she outshun the others by far, GO NICOLE!~!@~!@!
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minkey 231 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star"
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02-10-04, 00:24 AM (EST)
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5. "RE: SCOOTER GIRL!" |
I think you're "Ode to Scooter" was sweet. Thanx.
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Ordune7 3 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "American Cancer Society Spokesperson"
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02-10-04, 04:56 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: SCOOTER GIRL!" |
So, your NAME is Nichole, and you love Scooter Girl, aka Nichole, as much as we do? CooL! You can be in our club!!! The Scooter Squad!!!
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