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"Jenna to pose for American Dairy Cow monthly"

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biancasequineescort 58 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square"	08-22-00, 08:16 PM (EST)
"Jenna to pose for American Dairy Cow monthly"
Jen,who if she keeps gaining weight at her current pace will soon pass the incredible Shrinking Richard in the heftiness department,has decided to pose for America's premiere Bovine magazine.This is fitting given that Jenna is from New Hampshire. Richard definitely has a commercial deal with Slim-fast in his future. "I have: rice for breakfast,and rice for lunch,and normal sting-ray/rat stroganoff for dinns."
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RE: Jenna to pose for American Dair... AyatollahKhomeini 08-22-00 1

RE: Jenna to pose for American Dair... shanana banana 08-23-00 2

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AyatollahKhomeini 2008 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator"
08-22-00, 08:34 PM (EST)

1. "RE: Jenna to pose for American Dairy Cow monthly"

Look for Gervase and Joel to buy the first copies of the issue with Jenna's picture. Moooooooo.
Maybe Richard could become the spokesperson for Jenny Craig, offering the new Survivor program: regular exercise (two challenges every three days), fishing, scheming, and that nourishing diet given above.

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shanana banana 658 desperate attention whore postings
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08-23-00, 11:12 AM (EST)

2. "RE: Jenna to pose for American Dairy Cow monthly"

Better be careful with this post! I posted something about Jenna looking a little heavy on the SS board after her Letterman appearance and I was slammed unmercifully about being the kind of person who drives women to anorexia, et cetera, et cetera, which couldn't be further from the truth. But I do agree that she looked much better on the island, sans makeup and bon-bons.

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