LAST EDITED ON 09-18-13 AT 08:46 AM (EST)

Spoiling Sam, the Spoiling Man, owner and operator of Spoiler University, the home of the (you guessed it) the Really Really Raunchy Lady Graduates of the Really Really Raunchy Finishing School located in the lap of Loveland, state and country not specified for legal reasons. Not everything we do has earned the stamp of approval from the stiff necks in law enforcement.

We utilize undercover techniques learned during years of field work and during years of intensive study at the RRRFS to mesmerize, hypnotize, and beat over the head to extract the newest and hottest spoilers, all for the altruistic benefit of you, the reader. Keep in mind that "altruistic" doesn't have exactly the same meaning to a RRRFS graduate as it did to Noah Webster, but let's not focus on mundane details.

Let's get on our Vespas and Moped choppers and go to terrorizing small towns. They are up to no good, and besides, they are small and can't fight back.

(BTW, RRRFS tees, hats, and well used panties (fresh off a RRRFS grad) are for sale in the corridors as you leave. The tip barrels are located there also, remember your donations are what keeps this charitable effort afloat, and keeps the girls oiled and ready to go. I promise that not a cent goes to enrich myself or any other student or employ of RRRFS or Spoiler U. Due to accounting changes I can’t say what happens to the larger change and the bills, but the cents go to feed the orphans and stray animals).

Stay tuned for the “Name the Spoiler U mascot” contest in which you will submit suggestions as to what our mascot should be, and I will select the winner. It should be a symbol that represents the spirit of free, wild, unlimited, and, well in a word, Raunchy, sex.

Raunchy Racoon?
Bull-Tinkle Moose?