LAST EDITED ON 02-13-13 AT 11:12 PM (EST)
Survivor, Schmurvivor. As a community, we've survived snowstorms, an election, imaginary girlfriends and doped up two-wheelers. So what will have us gnashing our teeth in despair and tearing our hair out rather than visiting the professionals at Supercuts? The dummies on this next edition of Survivor: Caramoan - Fans vs Favorites.
The only way to get through the pain without staying on hold with your local Suicide Hotline is to join us here at BTS.
The Cast is listed below. Please request a character (or Snuffer, or animal, or HII; hell we're very accepting of Cosplay here) and suggest your own tagline. I should mention that Tribe reserves the right to modify taglines for brevity, good taste or legal reasons.
Survivor Caramoan - Fans vs Favorites
EPMB: RollDdice
Host/Jeff "Jiffy Pop" Probst:
Jiffy's Snuffer: Molaholic
The 7th son of a 7th son, crossbred Russian and medieval Muslim Faux Spoiler "Ivan t'Noah Moor": kingfish
The Shwackmeister: kingfish
Cast:
Bikal Tribe
Andrea Boehike (23) - Entertainment Host & Writer Scarlett
Brandon Hantz (21) - Chemical Disposal byoffer
Brenda Lowe (30) - Paddleboard Co. Owner
Corinne Kaplan (33) - Clinical Consultant
Dawn Meehan (42) - English Professor jbug
Erik Reichenbach (27) - Comic Book Artist agman
Francesca Hogi (38) - Attorney byoffer (trifecta)
John Cochran (25) - Harvard Law Student michel
Phillip Sheppard (54) - CEO, Enter Software Sales iltarion
Malcolm Freberg (25) - Bartender Molaholic (redux)
Gota Tribe
Laura Alexander (23) - Administrative Officer qwertypie
Sherri Biethman (41) - Fast Food Franchisee michel (redux)
Matt Bischoff (38) - BMX Bike Sales byoffer (redux)
Hope Driskill (23) - Pre Law Student agman (redux)
Edward "Eddie" Fox (23) - Fireman/EMT
Julia Landauer (21) - Racecar Driver suzzee
Alexandra "Allie" Pohevitz (25) - Bartender
Michael Snow (44) - Event Planner
Shamar Thomas (27) - Iraq War Veteran
Reynold Toepfer (30) - Real Estate Sales Scarlett (redux)
Your BTS Host: Executive Producer Mark Burnett (EPMB)