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Oobies? Pirates ain't got oobies... Pirates got cannon balls... Or Grapeshot.. (Or BB- shot) or even some version of sea-going mammals (dolphins, humpbacks - no, wait, that's reserved for something else - whales, or 'Que Orca-citas!') or whatever, but not oobies. I mean, oobies?

"Oh you great big pirate man, does you momma know you talk like that? And make frilly lace for you to wear to church? Ooohh."

By the skeleton of Davy Jones himself, when you left your landlubbing ways, you left your 'Oobies', your boobies, your hooters, your bananas, your peaches, all that non-pirate approved mud-crawler lingo behind.

If ye be a'going piratin', ye should at least sound like a pirate.

Aye, and that that thar accent, Azmuth? I ain't never heard a real pirate captain speak like that, except on the 'Lavender Lady'. And them boys? Well them boys swung their cutlass left-handed, savy?

I mean, pirating bein' what it is, most pirates try that left handed cutlass swinging once in a while, but ye just don't talk like that. Pirates got he-man macho seadogs images, so straighten up and talk right.

What goes on in the Captains cabin,.....

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