Hola, look at what the Toucan dropped in my Pico-de-Gallo this morning, another spoiler from my favorito but definitely *not Hantz-like inside spoiler source, the guy (or gal?) who brings all these spoilers.CAUTION: DO NOT READ THE SPOILER ABOUT THE REVOLTING ISLAND™ TWIST NEXT SEASON IF YOU DON"T WANT TO KNOW!!! YOU"VE BEEN WARNED!
Spoiler #6: Next season there will be a new twist, and that old inventor of all things twisty, EPMB, says it is even better than anything that the world has ever seen, better than anything that has ever come before anywhere in the universe, at least in this dimension, and even better that those terrible copycat cable reality show twists (who, incidentally, are all being sued for infringing on the RTV™ trademark registered just now by me, Senor Pissario, because it occurred to me just now that I might make a buck off of it) have ever dreamt of having.
Next season, Survivor will introduce "Revolting Island™", where the losers of the Redemption Island challenge will go, and where a challenge even more inane than the Redemption Island challenge will be held to see who gets their burnt buff's ashes buried in the Revolting Island Ash Cemetery™ (a new feature), thereby making the Redemption Island burn pit as impotent and 'so yesterday' as the TC Snuffer (Sorry snuffer old son, I was sad to hear this too. But buck up, you had your day, and maybe it's best that you can retire and become the elder Survivor Castaway bad news breaker, and can tell the younger generation how it was in your day to really give the final assf$#&ing to a lonely castaway).
(*this is a disclaimer and general disavowal of that whole Hantz thing. It's just distasteful. Awful, really).
Tribe is threatening to repossess this sig, but all he has is a post office box number somewhere in the Lost Sombrero Mountains.