First, let me congratulate Dabo's son. What instrument? Second, let me congratulate the Colonel for a post worthy of a Survivor Episode Summary or Kingfish, whichever you find more flattering.
Third, let me congratulate Whitney for having her back to the wall and winning immunity:
Right Road Now
Now for the GUFUs
Brandon: "us little guys" or something like that. Revenge of the Nerds Part Deux? I think it's been done already.
Dawn: Overplaying nice.
TeTuna or whatever: Being sucked in by Coach's family thang, while he whispers softly during Tai Chi "confident, not arrogant".
Cochroach: For being there. I'm tired of putting this under "Production".
Production: A. I don't like spitting challenges. These people fall all over themselves to lose their dignity in front of millions, don't make it worse. B. For giving us very few likeable souls this season.
Tribe's Creativity Overflowing