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"“Be The Survivor”: S23- Sign Up Thresd"
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09-12-11, 02:28 PM (EST)
 
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"“Be The Survivor”: S23- Sign Up Thresd" |
LAST EDITED ON 09-23-11 AT 05:14 PM (EST)
This season of Survivor has snuck (or is it "sneaked"?) up on me, but it’s time to whip up a batch of buttered popcorn with caramel and chocolate covered snark and dive right in. Kingfish and suzzee are on high alert and I’ve asked tribe to design the siggies.
The Cast is listed below. Please request a character (or Snuffer, or animal, or HII; hell, we’re very accepting of cosplay here) and suggest your own tagline. (I should mention that tribe reserves the right to modify taglines for brevity, good taste or legal reasons.) You don’t want to miss out. We’ve got Hantz 2.0, the return of Coach and Ozzy, a gas passer, a Playboy cover model, not to mention a job description that I’ve often used myself… “Model/Actress/Poet” (don’t ask, it was part of a Dateline sting.) It’s going to be fun, but it’s better when you’re in it. Staff
EPMB- RollDdice, but you can call me Roll or Dice or Roll the Dice.
Jiffy- krismiss2us
Flora & Fauna
Redemption Island- suzzee
Show Stuff
Jiffy's Snuffer- Molaholic
HII- Belle Book
Other Stuff I haven't even thought of
MissyPissy SenorPissario, MissyPissaria and her cast of thousands. kingfish (Duh!)
Miki's Oobies agman
Blue Tribe (Upolu)
Coach Benjamin Wade (Alleged coach/known psychopath) mrc
Albert Destrade (HS baseball coach) Spanky
Brandon Hantz (Hantz 2.0 /nephew of Russell) foonermints
Christine Shields Markoski (Teacher)
Edna Ma (Anesthesiologist- gas passer) Agman
Mikayla “Miki” Wingle (Playboy cover model) suzzee
Rick Nelson (Cattle Rancher, not Rick Nelson the singer, because he died in 1985 and that would be creepy) cahaya
Sophie Clarke (Med Student) Brownroach
Stacey Powell (Funeral Director) caseymagoo Red Tribe (Savaii) Ozzy Lusth (Waiter/ Surfer/ Photographer/ Fish) Scarlett O Hara
Dawn Meehan (Instructor, BYU) Karchita
Elyse Umemoto (Miss Washington USA, Model/Go-Go Dancer) MissMyth
Jim Rice (Med Marijuana Dispensary Owner/ Pro Poker Player) Corvis
John Cochran (Harvard Law student) michel
Keith Toffefson (Environmental Field Tech)
Mark Anthony Caruso (RN / Retired Cop) dabo
Semhar Tadesse (Model/Actress/Poet) qwertypie
Whitney Duncan (Nashville Singer/Songwriter) jbug
Mark "T-Bone" Burnett
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09-12-11, 04:09 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: “Be The Survivor”: S23- Sign Up Thresd" |
LAST EDITED ON 09-13-11 AT 09:07 AM (EST)MissyPissy had to escape across the border, so SenorPissario (Psst...You want some dirty Peetures?) will bring you the latest spoilers this season, they may be total fabrications but they are also guaranteed by the local branch ATM of the Jalisco bank of Generalissimo Franco to be true. I will be enabled and abetted on occasion by that fabulous enchilada herself. Senorita MissyPissaria, la primera Rancharita. Not my real name of course, I yam in hiding until CBS stops trying to serve papers on me, or the statue of imitations runs out, or the local tequila supplier stops my credit. And please don't even suggest that one of the local Mujeres Rancharitas could turn me in for whatever silly reward those Dam Yankee gringos are offering. Es ridículosso. And just to be claro, I am not Russell Hantz*, or any so called nephew of his either. Do not step up that trail or I will be forced to make you eat the worm. Soy seriouso.
(* legal disclaimer, not that these niceties really mean anything to those basterds).
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09-13-11, 09:09 AM (EST)
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14. "RE: “Be The Survivor”: S23- Sign Up Thresd" |
Ola!
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09-13-11, 09:45 AM (EST)
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15. "Suzzee's alter ego request form & bribe" |
LAST EDITED ON 09-13-11 AT 10:00 AM (EST)May I please renew my lease for: 
Tag line: Move Along Loser
 Hamsterized by D'Abs. Traumatized by the Hamster House
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09-13-11, 10:53 AM (EST)
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18. "Suzzee's asking for more" |
May I have Mikayla “Miki”Tag: This Ain't the Jersey Shore Hamsterized by D'Abs
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09-13-11, 11:36 AM (EST)
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19. "Caruso" |
LAST EDITED ON 09-13-11 AT 11:38 AM (EST)"Just one more thing." Phillip wore me out last season, but this guy seems pretty safe. Shame Det. is a rank in the NYPD, if he could really have been Lt. Caruso...
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09-15-11, 04:26 PM (EST)
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46. "RE: Caruso" |
Phillip just about wore all of us out.
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09-16-11, 12:35 PM (EST)
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51. "RE: Caruso" |
Amen to that, brudda.
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09-14-11, 00:20 AM (EST)
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25. "RE: SEMHAR TADESSE" |
*THUD*
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09-14-11, 03:51 PM (EST)
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27. "Housekeeping Note" |
As you can see from the CAST LIST above, we still have a lot of spots available. In the past there have been posters who've cried themselves to sleep at night while shouting to the heavens, "If I had only known...!"I'm asking that you each please get the word out to other RTVW-ers that this is a great time to pick a Survivor and embark on our little Snarkapalooza. Limited time offer. No salesman will call. BOGO. Operators are standing by...
Hidden takeout, crouching cookie.
Your Host, EP Mark "Getting Them Into The Tent" Burnett
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09-14-11, 04:28 PM (EST)
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28. "Giddy Up" |
I'll take Rick Nelson, the cattle rancher.
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09-14-11, 04:52 PM (EST)
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29. "RE: Giddy Up" |
& who will Zenbot take?
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09-14-11, 05:02 PM (EST)
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30. "RE: Giddy Up" |
The horse. 
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09-14-11, 05:45 PM (EST)
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35. "RE: Giddy Up" |
I was hopin' ole zen would take me out to the ball game! 
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09-14-11, 08:36 PM (EST)
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38. "Check out the SP Official Summary Threads too!" |
LAST EDITED ON 09-14-11 AT 08:44 PM (EST)I jumped in to look at kircon's thresd, and she was nice enough to not only mention us, but she even provided a link and an invitation for others to check out BTS. So look sharp. (kingfish, I'm talkin' to you. Zip your fly!) If you really want to know what happened on Survivor, check out kircon's band of merry Summary Writers.
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09-15-11, 11:46 AM (EST)
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42. "RE: “Be The Survivor”: S23- Sign Up Thresd" |
I'll take Dawn, the psycho English prof. Siggie: Psycho English prof. She'd have been ok if they'd let her keep her red pen. 
It takes one to know one, right?
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09-15-11, 02:48 PM (EST)
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43. "RE: “Be The Survivor”: S23- Sign Up Thresd" |
Could I take Elyse? Tag line "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"
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09-18-11, 04:24 PM (EST)
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55. "RE: Stacey" |
If she's still available, I'll take Stacey 'Bring out your dead'
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09-18-11, 05:49 PM (EST)
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56. "Stacey Siggie" |
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09-19-11, 03:54 PM (EST)
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62. "Albert Siggie" |
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09-19-11, 02:19 PM (EST)
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61. "Let's Get it On! (some housekeeping items)" |
LAST EDITED ON 09-19-11 AT 02:20 PM (EST)
First of all, I want to thank all of you for jumping on the bandwagon. We nearly have a full cast and that's what helps make the BTS thresds so much fun.
Still available: 1) Christine from Upolu. (She says she's a teacher, but the way this cast lies she could be an international arms dealer.) 2) Keith from Savaii. He's listed as an Environmental Field Tech, but that sounds as phony as Phillip's job title last season. We also have room for seagull, crab, etc. characters. Don't be afraid to invite friends to join in or you can even double up on characters if you want to express a different point of view. (yes, suzzee, I'm staring at you. But in a good way.) Secondly, I would like to solicit parody titles for the tribe names. Last season I tried to use a different set each week, but I was gasping for air by the end. (By way of example, for S23 Ep01 I used "Upload" for Upolu and "Save As" for Savaii.)
Send me your best tribe names via PM and I'll use them in an upcoming parody summary.) Lastly, a very appreciative, life-saving shout out to tribe for creating and modifying all of the sig pics. He's a gem and he handles all of our creative requests, changes and nonsense with charm and grace.
Bounce or Die by IceCat
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09-22-11, 08:37 PM (EST)
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67. "RE: Let's Get it On! (some housekeeping items)" |
Feel free to use the two tribe names I had in my episode summary... Ulolu and Savant. Savant because they've got a swimming savant in Ozzy, an idiot savant in Cochran and had a spoken-word savant in Semhar. Ulolu, well, that's kinda self-explanatory with Coach and Brandon doing their thing.
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09-23-11, 04:02 PM (EST)
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68. "Hey Tribe, one last contestant siggie " |
makayla's oobies with the tag line they're real and spectacular. Thanks in advance.
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09-23-11, 04:16 PM (EST)
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69. "RE: Hey Tribe, one last contestant siggie " |
I thought you were going to request her ears!
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09-23-11, 04:24 PM (EST)
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70. "Here they are..." |
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