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"S22 Call for Be The Survivor players"
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"S22 Call for Be The Survivor players" |
LAST EDITED ON 02-25-11 AT 01:02 PM (EST)
Can we fill the Ashley, Stephanie and Francesca spots?
Be The Survivors roars into action with Survivor 22: Recycle Island. Do you have the wicked wit, keen eye for human quirks and the intestinal fortitude to skewer this latest collection of misfits?
Well, neither do I, but I’m going to buckle up for the long haul and I invite you to come along for the ride. You can sign up to represent (mock) any one of the Survivor characters as well as various flora, fauna, forces of nature, Snuffing Torch or something I haven’t even considered. Tribe has graciously "volunteered" to provide sig pics. (Aren’t blackmail pictures a wonderful thing?)
Please post with your character choice(s) and suggested tag line that will accompany your character's sig pic. I will be reprising my role as Puppetmaster Mark Burnett and I look forward to a great BTS. Ladies and Gentlemen, start your snarkiness! MB's current cast of misfits include: "Jiffy Pop" Probst - Ontheroadagain
Andrea Boehlke - Kircon
Ashley
David Murphy - Michel
Francesca
Grant Mattos - Tribe
Julie Wolfe - Qwertypie
Krista Klumpp - Moonbaby (what a great contestant name!)
Kristina Kell - Suzzee
Matt Elrod - Spanky
Mike Chiesl - Agman
Natalie Tenerelli - the charming and talented Samboohoo
Phillip Sheppard - dabo
Ralph "Rooster" Kiser - Michel
Rob Mariano - Scarlett O Hara
Russell Hantz - foonermints
Sarita White - Karchita
Stephanie
Steve Wright - jbug
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Inanimate Objects (not counting Rob and Russell)
Jiffy's Snuffer - Molaholic
Redemption Island - Suzzee
Hidden Immunity Idol (HII) - Belle Book
Missy Pissy, Sourced Spoilers To The Stars - Kingfish
Roving Reporters - SunnyBunny and Ra Reminder: Tonight's the Survivor Premiere, so anyone who's on the fence (or on top of a roof with a sniper rifle and a lifetime subscription to Cat Fancy magazine), now's the time to jump on the Crazy Train!
Mark "Now we're rollin'!" Burnett
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5. "Snuffer" |
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21. "RE: Snuffer" |
Whoo!Hoo!
Whoo Hoo!!
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6. "Mike" |
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9. "I thought it was " |
old marines never die, they just go to hell and regroup. 
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7. "Andrea" |
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8. "Steve " |
tag lineI'm open - I'm open! or does that sound too much like basketball?
or go long! gimme any football related tag - I'm easy 
for talking a lot? me? Jan 2010
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10. "siggie" |
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11. "RE: S22 Call for Be The Survivor players" |
I could either be David (I'm too smart for this game) or Ralph (Here to make RussHole look pretty).
Tribe, you decide!
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14. "David and Rooster" |
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22. "RE: David and Rooster" |
**giggle****giggle snort** **GUFFAW & SPEW** OK friends, we now have the best.siggie.ever
Tribe’s double duty 2011
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23. "RE: David and Rooster" |
I have to agree
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37. "siggie" |
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38. "Thank you!" |
That was super fast, tallyman 
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12. "Julie" |
BBL for tagline
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40. "siggie" |
If you feel a different tagline inspiration, just let me know.
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62. "RE: Kristina & Redemption Island" |
Thanks sweetie, they're so fine.
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49. "RE: Sarita" |
Thank you, thank you, thank you! And thanks to Rolly for roping all of us into this. I haven't played BTS in ages!
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This season I am going to give you the lowdown. I have an inside source that will give me the really for sure true facts, and as soon as I get them from that little Cajun bug (the not-Russell source) I'll pass them on to you via this secret channel. It is very important that no one tell anyone about these threads, this is just between you and me. Apparently, there is a question of legality involved.A little background is appropriate here. I am guy. I have disguised myself as a girl basically to throw some pesky marshals off my trail They are trying to serve some subpoenas. And if expect to last the season, I need a to practice this little deception. So, for the purposes of spoiling I am just a silly frilly little 12 YO girl, secretly in love with Lars in my 6th grade class, yearning for my first kiss, in awe of the changes my body is....OK, OK, back on track. Too much imagination is mighty distracting, I'll tell you what! So... So if anybody happens to ask, mums the word. OK? Anybody that happens to ask about me, especially if they are wearing JC Penny suits, narrow ties, and brown wingtip shoes (Feds), you never heard of me, and last you heard, I went to China anyway. Y'all with me? (OK, that "Y'all" doesn't mean I'm not from the south either, I'm... I'm... I'm Canadian! That's it! Or maybe Australian. Basically I'm from a country that doesn't have an extradition treaty with the country of SeeBS. And I'm not anyone named Russell either. In fact, my real name is Fred, but keep it under your pork pie hat.) Now, with that out of the way (please erase as soon as you read this, this is really top secret stuff), on to spoiling the first episode: Episode 1: (waves one hand over crystal ball, other hand checking out curiously budding little...slaps own hand, back to business, you!) Clue #1: There will be a beach involved, palm trees, sand, and while lots of the women will be wearing bikinis, some will dare to wear bras as bikini tops. Guys will be modeling briefs. For some reason, boxers are out this year. The little girl in me regrets this, but the guy is thinking thank goodness, who know what could come spilling out (the guy is also thinking about moving into the disguise of an 18 YO, maybe this 12 YO thing wasn't all that well thought out. They throw you into a whole different jail for that kind of stuff. So from now on, I'm a naughty 18 YO nymphet, yearning to be a star, and willing to do anything...Whoa! that's pretty distracting too!). Clue #2: (and this is exclusive from MissyPissy) most of the castaways will be from California. Some will be older, some will be younger, and there will be at least one really wrinkled person in a sad saggy bikini or badly bagging briefs. Then there will be Russell, and no words will be available to your chronicler to describe them. Clue #3: A new twist this season will be called Long Pork Island. Long Pork Island will be where castaways who are voted out at Tribal council are sent. They will be skinned, gutted, and slow roasted, may return to their old tribe and served on a bun with either a sweet BBQ sauce or the vinegary kind. Clue #4: And speaking of pork, there will be a pig killing. Unfortunately, my source did not explain this fully, so here's hoping that this is a metaphor indicating the demise of Russell and or Rob, and I wouldn't count out the possibility that both could be thrown into a snake infested shark pit and eaten alive, screaming in pain, and made to understand the pain the rest of us have been subjected to too many times. We can only hope. Clue #5: And, oh yeah, they tribes are selected, they are given these stretchy armbands that some will wear as skirts, tube tops, bandannas, and whatever. Someone wins the first challenge, there may or may not be a reward challenge, and someone, probably the crazy middle aged prairie school teacher/chicken farmer survivalist will go home at ceremony they will call Tribal Council. Something called "torches" will also be involved. You heard it here first! MissyPissy, Sourced Spoiler to the Stars!
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02-16-11, 09:08 PM (EST)
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56. "RE: MissyPissy, Sourced Spoiler" |
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02-17-11, 02:02 PM (EST)
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63. "RE: S22 Call for Be The Survivor players" |
Oh, carp! Who killed Jiffy?!WE NEED A JIFFY!
Mark "Suffering from Some-timers" Burnett
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02-25-11, 03:10 AM (EST)
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LAST EDITED ON 02-25-11 AT 03:10 AM (EST)Good news! I'd say that it's a pleasure to have you on board, but I seem to recall that you have your own ship and a sea plane. We all look forward to some incisive interviews. Pin 'em down and make 'em squirm, Roving Reporters.
Mark "Free Press" Burnett
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70. "Stephanie " |
"Rustle's Love Child"
If you still need to fill the spot. If you have a better tag line, feel free to use it.
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71. "RE: Stephanie " |
"Rustle's Love Child" That's great! Do you mean "Russell's", or do you want to go with "Rustle's"?
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72. "RE: Stephanie " |
Hantz reminds me of a scuzzy cattle thief, so I'll go with 'Rustle'.
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74. "Siggie" |
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77. "RE: S22 Call for Be The Survivor players" |
LAST EDITED ON 03-04-11 AT 10:41 PM (EST)Hi RollDice! Has anyone claimed Francesca's spirit yet? Ooops! Let me fix that - Franchesqua! 
Not that I have an opinion one way or another ;)
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78. "RE: S22 Call for Be The Survivor players" |
Hi RollDdice! Has anyone claimed Francesca's spirit yet? Y'know, I thought someone had expressed interest, but my search of all the thresds and my PMs reveal no Francesca requests. So... you are Francesca Hogi. Humpf... her last name is Hoagie- suddenly I'm hungry. Claim your "Ghosts of the Burnt Buff" siggie and go wild.
Mark "These ghosts are so skeeeeery" Burnett
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79. "RE: S22 Call for Be The Survivor players" |
If not to late to join in, I have no Idea what I am doing or joining in on, but if I could please,I wanna be The Dread Pirate Ruppert. Tag line: I will steal your heart, and sell your shoes! ARW
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80. "RE: S22 Call for Be The Survivor players" |
Welcome, ARW and thanks for joining our little game.
I will see about getting you a sig pic.I assume you mean Rupert Boneham. You can certainly chime in as The Dread Pirate Rupert. New threads come out shortly after the show airs. The latest is episode 4 and it can be found here.
I'm pleased to say that I've finished writing a "proper" summary. You might want to glance at it to refresh your memory and give yourself some good snarking material. Enjoy.
Your host, Mark "T-Bone" Burnett
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