This week the teams had to fly from Macau to Port Elizabeth in South Africa, team evil worked out a route that would see them miles ahead and arrived on the same flight as everyone else.

Teams then had to drive about 200 miles to "The valley of desolation", on arriving there they were told to go back to a site near Port Elizabeth where they could choose between building a Giraffe feeder, or smashing 4 pots at a distance using a knobkerrie (stick).

Hours of operation applied, but once in the park they had to use their 4x4 for a bit of off road driving, team evil idiots thought that they could steal a march on the other teams and got severely stuck. All the other teams went through and sadly an evil south african with a landrover pulled them out about half an hour later.

The surfers U turned them, and sped off to a stupidly high bungee roadblock

Lvoe List (finishing positions after names)

1) The Cowboys - 1 - I don't even object to the duelling banjos, for two guys who had never left Oz they are doing sensationally.
2) The Models - 5 - Still modelly, but still hot and racing well together.
3) The Bikers - 6 - Australian TV a lot more relaxed about swearing then! Mind you when I saw that Bungee I felt the same!
4) The Dull Team - 4 - Go up in my estimation for carrying their goat when they found out it was expecting and for Dads excuses after he said the best experience in his life so far was that bungy jump
5) The Blondes - 7 - Going OK, but when useless blonde has to do a task their season will be over. Liked the idea that the driver presses the clutch and the back seat passenger moves the gearstick though!
6) The arguing couple - 3 - He does all the work, she stands there looking cute not the worst team I have ever seen!
7) The Fat Arabs - 8 - Keep being saved by other teams actions, otoh represent brothers!
8) The Surfer dudes - 2 - Racing well, but a bit full of themselves, but they do deserve the worlds thanks for using that U turn

Evil Entrepreneurs - Gone Never worked out that treating people/goats etc. like carp isn't going to make them want to help you.

Lovely cheese Mooney

Just another Sleeperbloke

c'mon everyone you know the chorus!