Like:1. Alana & Mel - The Blondes Racing well together, a small sign that there could be friction, however so far so good.
2. Matt & Tom - The Cowboys Really seem to be enjoying the new experiences, and not suffering as much culture shock as I would have expected
3. Kelly & Dave - The Bikers Having fun and formenting trouble! I could go for a drink with these guys!
4. Anastasia & Chris - The Arguing Couple Not arguing as much as before, racing well and quite lvoeable when not arguing.
Meh:
5. Mos and Mo - The fat Arab Blokes - Should have gone this week, hope they start to entertain again soon. Stupid to have chased after the Fast Forward.
6. Sam & Renae - The Models - Big waste of an express pass, other than that racing well, performing tasks badly.
7. Tyler & Nathan - The Surfers Exactly the same as the Frat Boys, racing well, but not lvoeable.
8. Jeff & Luke - Team Dull - Loads of muscles and Father/Son lvoe, but not lvoeable.
Yuck:
9. Richard & Joey - The Evil Entrepreneurs Being unable to complete tasks and race well is bad luck, but finding the first clue in a search task is skill. Kudos on her cutting her hair though.
Gone:
Anne-Marie & Tracy - The Checkout Workers Gave us a lot of laughs, and they seem to have enjoyed themselves, but giving up on a task when you know you have 3 3/4 hours to complete it? Take an hours break and come back at it fresher, what have you got to lose?
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Models "We're not just Blonde bimbos, we're more intelligent than most of the other teams" "So Hong Kong? Is that in Singapore?"
Meanwhile most of the late night life in Vietnam that night seems to be trying to cop a feel of Mo and Mos funbags (memo to self, if you ever go to Vietnam be prepared to be felt up by old women)
Cowboys come from "way out buggery in the middle of Australia" and seem impressed by Hong Kong "It's the Boom Diggity"
Male biker pulls a calf muscle getting on to the ferry, and admits to playing up the injury once the blonde models start massaging his leg.
Millions of fortune cookies! Only one per table has the clue.
Evil entrepreneurs obviously offend their taxi driver as he takes them for a scenic tour of Hong Kong, and now all the teams are chomping cookies. Sadly the entrepreneurs find their clue first, still as they seem to offend the earth just by standing on it we can look forward to them doing something stupid soon. Damnit the only fast forward in the race and they are off for it, followed by Mo and Mos.
Surfers off to the detour, Lion Dance or Kung Fu Stance. They choose Kung Fu Stance, as do the old bloke and son.
Blondes - Lion Dance, Checkouters - Kung Fu Stance!, Bikers and Models off to Kung Fu Stance as well, lvoebirds find the clue and go dancing which leaves us with the cowboys who opt for the Kung Fu.
And to win the FF both team members must have their heads shaved (blah Bhuddist tradition) female entrepreneur really gets excited at the idea. Yuck those hair extensions really mucked with her head, but she looks better bald. And they head off to the pit stop in Macau, last team WILL be eliminated.
Mo and Mos in trouble now!
The checkout ladies being unable to kick decide to change to the Lion Dance, which involves jumping on a table!
Bikers start trying to create a rude rhyme so they can remember the Kata.
Mo and Mos dancing too.
Evil Entrepreneurs win the leg
Surfers complete their Kata on the 4th attempt and smash six tiles with abandon. They are off to a posh hotel in Macau to glitz up and play Baccarat, each hand they win gets them a mah-jong tile, 10 tiles will spell out where they need to go next.
Cowboys Kung Fu with abandon, arguing couple live up to their name for 10 seconds and then complete their dance, Blondes complete, the checkouters meanwhile are almost dying from laughing so much, Bikers smash those bricks as do the models and team dull, finally Mo and Mos and the checkouters finish dancing, only teams on the last ferry!
I must say all the teams scubbed up very well in their dresses and DJs (with optional cowboy hats). Team Dull and team arguing couple just wander round the casino trying to take it in (I have never been to Vegas, but I believe that this is very similar).
Blondes finish first and are off to the A Ma Cultural Village still wearing their dresses followed by the models who had changed, whilst Mo and Mos (accompanied by a Gondolier) and the Checkouters arrive.
Surfers, Cowboys off
Roadblock: A logic puzzle where the teams must place 12 lanterns each representing a year of the Chinese zodiac in order.
Models lost, Surfers and Cowboys arrive. Bikers, Checkouters, team Dull, Mo and Mos and Arguers leave and arrive.
Blondes 2nd, Surfers 3rd, Bikers 4th, Cowboys 5th, Dull 6th, Arguers 7th, Models use express pass 8th,
Mo and Mos take 4 hour penalty, giving the checkouters 4 hours more to solve the puzzle but after 15 minutes they quit. A sad end to the episode.
Lovely cheese Mooney
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