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"Who is MOST memorable? Candice or Parvati?"
tribephyl 12393 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-04-10, 00:44 AM (EST)
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"Who is MOST memorable? Candice or Parvati?" |
LAST EDITED ON 01-04-10 AT 00:48 AM (EST)OKay, the subject of Candice's visual absence and subsequentially Parvati's double visual presence from the recently naturally release cast announcement, lead to debate as to whether Candice was memorable or not. And whether we want to remember Parvati or not? I say we break it down and just compare the two, as they should be, by the images of them alone. No worries, I will have coached them a bit but for the most part these are the real girls, how they look and how memorable they SHOULD be. To start I'll have the ladies try on a few different outfits, a few different looks and then stun you with their talent. (Of course, I'll end it all with a bit of scandal too.) The job as judge, your job, will be to determine within each category which girl, Parvati or Candice, is the most "memorable". The girl who gives the most memorable performance within each category is worth 5 points. The girl who loses gets 2 points. Tally the points and tell us, once and for all, Who is MOST memorable? Gimme Fresh! All-American!
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| Now Pout!
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| Okay, Now you're deep in thought...
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| ...all right, Say Snotty!
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| Okay, now you're White Trash!
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| Glamazon!
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| Drowned Rat!
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| Okay, you can take 5...
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| OMG! Is that Gerard Butler!?
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| Oh Carp! Here comes the boss, look BUSY!
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| Who can look the manliest?!
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Tally 'em up, folks! Now, Who.is.MOST.memorable?
Oh and since I promised a scandal...
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kingfish 20752 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-04-10, 09:20 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: Who is MOST memorable? Candice or Parvati?" |
LAST EDITED ON 01-05-10 AT 08:15 AM (EST)Since I am an enlightened member of the opposite sex, it offends me to think that this could be a beauty contest. The feminine form is beautiful in almost all its incarnations (Janice being one exception) and comparing one to other is like comparing roses to orchids, they are all are exquisite beings, albeit with different sized hooters. That having been said, by being willing to kiss the navel of a competitor, on national TV, thus admitting to the world without any sign of regret that she is not only able to but very willing to do a W/M/W three way with the Kingfish shows class, and I vote
Or, if forced to stick with the script or:
This, of course is just a gratuitous sex shot example of fish abuse. I'm just checking to see if Bebo in in the house...?
45 to 39, Parvati wins. 100 for Remmy. 1000 for the twins, each. (BTW, that is a hilarious post, TribePheller)
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michel 10958 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-04-10, 06:42 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: Who is MOST memorable? Candice or Parvati?" |
LAST EDITED ON 01-04-10 AT 06:51 PM (EST)Hummmm... I think I will have to analyze this question very carefully... 1- All-American Candice: 5- She looks like she was on a Rose Bowl parade float Parvati: 2- 2 - Pout Parvati: 5- She has the lips for it Candice: 2 3 - Thoughts Candice: 5- She was Pre-med Parvati: 2- Her thoughts are always shallow 4- Snotty: Parvati: 5- With an ink spot in the nip area = easy win Candice: 2 5- White trash: Candice: 5- Do you know why Adumb didn't want to work on the shelter's floor? He had Candice to sleep on. Parvati: 2 6- Glamazon: Parvati: 5- She looks more like the Amazon Candice: 2 7- Drowned rat Candice: 5- I remember her trapped on a sand bar, close to death. Parvati: 2 8- Take 5 Parvati: 5- She was always less stressed Candice: 2 9-OMG Parvati: 5- It doesn't show in your picture but this OMG is tough to beat: Candice: 2 10- Looks Busy: Candice: 5- She did work Parvati: 2- Not so much, especially when it came to clean a fish. 11- Manliest? Sorry but on a scale of 1 to Shambo, they both get a 0 12- Talent: Parvati: 5- Again, your picture doesn't help
That's talent!Candice: 2 I'd like to add 2 categories: Strategy: Candice: 5- Mutiny Parvati: 2- Black Widow Brigade It wasn't as successful but the mutiny is more memorable, especially with a cute bum wiggle at the end: Shake it!Fantasy: We know why most guys watch Survivor: The cute babes and thinking of being on a deserted island with them Candice: 2- She would ask you to work on the yard, fix the house and would start crying when you said you just wanted to relax Parvati: 5- Much better fantasy!So, adding it all up, I'd say they were both pretty memorable! Why choose? But I do finsish with 44 points for Candice and 47 for Parvati. I guess that's my fantasy pick!
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michel 10958 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-04-10, 10:06 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: Who is MOST memorable? Candice or Parvati?" |
Now that's animal imagery!
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PepeLePew13 26135 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-04-10, 11:08 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: Who is MOST memorable? Candice or Parvati?" |
Well... there's almost a tie when it comes to wrapping Adumb around their fingers. Candice made out with him while Perv-at-it ruffled his hair and called him her "baby monkey".
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CTgirl 8013 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-05-10, 09:07 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: Who is MOST memorable? Candice or Parvati?" |
I ♥ you Tribe. There is hope for this season yet. Those pictures had me LMAO! As far as the pictures go - Candace gets All-American, deep in thought, snotty, Glamazon, drowned rat, OMG!, and manliest Parvati wins for best pout, white trash, take 5, look busy But we all know that Parvati is the most memorable! How can we forget Parvati, Ozzy and Yul in the hot tub together! I don't remember nearly as much of Candace from Cook Islands.
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