Tally 'em up, folks!
Now, Who.is.MOST.memorable?
Oh and since I promised a scandal...
LAST EDITED ON 01-05-10 AT 08:15 AM (EST)Since I am an enlightened member of the opposite sex, it offends me to think that this could be a beauty contest. The feminine form is beautiful in almost all its incarnations (Janice being one exception) and comparing one to other is like comparing roses to orchids, they are all are exquisite beings, albeit with different sized hooters.
That having been said, by being willing to kiss the navel of a competitor, on national TV, thus admitting to the world without any sign of regret that she is not only able to but very willing to do a W/M/W three way with the Kingfish shows class, and I vote
Or, if forced to stick with the script
or:
This, of course is just agratuitous sex shotexample of fish abuse. I'm just checking to see if Bebo in in the house...?
45 to 39, Parvati wins. 100 for Remmy. 1000 for the twins, each.
(BTW, that is a hilarious post, TribePheller)
LAST EDITED ON 01-04-10 AT 06:51 PM (EST)Hummmm... I think I will have to analyze this question very carefully...
1- All-American
Candice: 5- She looks like she was on a Rose Bowl parade float
Parvati: 2-2 - Pout
Parvati: 5- She has the lips for it
Candice: 23 - Thoughts
Candice: 5- She was Pre-med
Parvati: 2- Her thoughts are always shallow4- Snotty:
Parvati: 5- With an ink spot in the nip area = easy win
Candice: 25- White trash:
Candice: 5- Do you know why Adumb didn't want to work on the shelter's floor? He had Candice to sleep on.
Parvati: 26- Glamazon:
Parvati: 5- She looks more like the Amazon
Candice: 27- Drowned rat
Candice: 5- I remember her trapped on a sand bar, close to death.
Parvati: 28- Take 5
Parvati: 5- She was always less stressed
Candice: 29-OMG
Parvati: 5- It doesn't show in your picture but this OMG is tough to beat:
Candice: 2
10- Looks Busy:
Candice: 5- She did work
Parvati: 2- Not so much, especially when it came to clean a fish.11- Manliest?
Sorry but on a scale of 1 to Shambo, they both get a 012- Talent:
Parvati: 5- Again, your picture doesn't help
That's talent!Candice: 2
I'd like to add 2 categories:
Strategy:
Candice: 5- Mutiny
Parvati: 2- Black Widow BrigadeIt wasn't as successful but the mutiny is more memorable, especially with a cute bum wiggle at the end:
Shake it!Fantasy: We know why most guys watch Survivor: The cute babes and thinking of being on a deserted island with them
Candice: 2-
She would ask you to work on the yard, fix the house and would start crying when you said you just wanted to relax
Parvati: 5-
Much better fantasy!So, adding it all up, I'd say they were both pretty memorable! Why choose? But I do finsish with 44 points for Candice and 47 for Parvati. I guess that's my fantasy pick!
now find one like this for Candace ...
Now that's animal imagery!
Here you go ... same thing - snake blowing a kiss:
Well... there's almost a tie when it comes to wrapping Adumb around their fingers. Candice made out with him while Perv-at-it ruffled his hair and called him her "baby monkey".
Parvati. Hands down.
I ♥ you Tribe. There is hope for this season yet. Those pictures had me LMAO!As far as the pictures go -
Candace gets All-American, deep in thought, snotty, Glamazon, drowned rat, OMG!, and manliest
Parvati wins for best pout, white trash, take 5, look busy
But we all know that Parvati is the most memorable! How can we forget Parvati, Ozzy and Yul in the hot tub together! I don't remember nearly as much of Candace from Cook Islands.
Don't forget that there was spec that Parv was cast on FvF just because Candice couldn't make the show....if true, that had a big impact on Survivor history and Parv would not be as well known as she would be (much less the champ!)
Tribe - I luv you for doing this. What a great idea!Parvati has always been pleasant on my eyes, but Candice was one of my fav beauties. Tough call, so I will go through the analysis that you presented.
1. All American (or Canadian!) - Candice
2. Pout - Parvati looks cuter pouting.
3. Deep in thought - Candice thinks circles around Pavati
4. Snotty - Candice has the better look in these two picks
5. White trash - Parvati edges out Candice in these two pics.
6. Glamazon - both look fabulous in these pics. Candice sure rocks the shorts, but Candice wins with the buff skirt and her blue top was very nice.
7. Drowned rat - Candice looks drowning, Parvati looks to be emerging from the brink. Parvati wins this round.
8. Take 5 - Parvati shows that she can out-relax Candice.
9. OMG - Parvati almost won this one, but wait... is Candice removing her bikini top??? I will grant them both 4 pts for both looking fine in these pics. tie
10. Busy - Parvati can barely look like she is doing work, whereas Candice actually does work.
11. Manliest - Men like to get dirty, and I will go off the board and say that Parvati looks the maniest in this picture:
12. Talent - tough call. tie. 4 pts each.Overall 33-33 and a tie. So now we need to go to the tie-breakers. I appreciate the tie-breakers and bonus questions presented above. I will go with the publicity photos for the upcoming season.
Parvati:Candice:
No question in my mind that Candice wins the tie-breaker, and the title.