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Starshine 5033 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-14-09, 03:44 PM (EST) "Hawkeye 10" Due to a lazy valentines night, and a suggestion from Molaholic, here is an Hawkeye 10, be gentle, it's my first one. 1/ Jalapeño seemed happy to have no water, what else is useless in Survivor? 2/ Sandie is a bus driver, why didn't her team want her to navigate? 3/ JT is used to mosquitoes what other unique skills does he bring to the game? 4/ Erinn hasn't camped since the 7th grade what other things hasn't she done since then? 5/ Coaches ancestors apparently include "American Indians", "Norse Vikings" and "Samurai warriors" who is he not descended from? 6/ Sandie doesn't know what ten paces are, what does she know? 7/ Tyson wants a man tiara, what jewelery would suit him better? 8/ Coach wants survival of the fittest, how does this apply to an orchestral conductor? 9/ Carolina says that "with every failure there is an opportunity for growth" what growth has she achieved? 10/ The immunity idol appears to be Buddha who knew he was Brazilian?   Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: Hawkeye 10 suzzee 02-14-09 1  RE: Hawkeye 10 Belle Book 02-14-09 2  RE: Hawkeye 10 Molaholic 02-14-09 3    RE: Hawkeye 10 Gray Squirrel 02-14-09 4  RE: Hawkeye 10 Sunny_Bunny 02-15-09 5    RE: Hawkeye 10 Belle Book 02-15-09 6  RE: Hawkeye 10 mattben 02-16-09 7

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suzzee 5961 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-14-09, 04:15 PM (EST) 1. "RE: Hawkeye 10" Oh fun, I'll play 1/ Jalapeño seemed happy to have no water, what else is useless in Survivor? A team name I can pronounce 2/ Sandie is a bus driver, why didn't her team want her to navigate? They thought she'd be better at shelter building 3/ JT is used to mosquitoes what other unique skills does he bring to the game? Herding sheep 4/ Erinn hasn't camped since the 7th grade what other things hasn't she done since then? Gotten a hair cut, she can't find anyone to trust 5/ Coaches ancestors apparently include "American Indians", "Norse Vikings" and "Samurai warriors" who is he not descended from? The Amish, they don't have cool tatoos 6/ Sandie doesn't know what ten paces are, what does she know? How to make Crazy Eyes 7/ Tyson wants a man tiara, what jewelery would suit him better? Flavor Flav's clock necklace 8/ Coach wants survival of the fittest, how does this apply to an orchestral conductor? Challenging for first chair can be a vicious experience 9/ Carolina says that "with every failure there is an opportunity for growth" what growth has she achieved? Leg hair 10/ The immunity idol appears to be Buddha who knew he was Brazilian? The original Idol got sick and Buddha was left over from China Grrrr It's best to play dead when sock puppets attack   Top

Belle Book 3613 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge" 02-14-09, 05:08 PM (EST) 2. "RE: Hawkeye 10" I'll take part! 1/ Jalapeño seemed happy to have no water, what else is useless in Survivor? Common sense when it comes to deciphering Idol clues. 2/ Sandie is a bus driver, why didn't her team want her to navigate? She's better at overthinking than navigating. 3/ JT is used to mosquitoes what other unique skills does he bring to the game? The ability to let the other tribe steal the water and food! 4/ Erinn hasn't camped since the 7th grade what other things hasn't she done since then? Avoided using makeup. 5/ Coaches ancestors apparently include "American Indians", "Norse Vikings" and "Samurai warriors" who is he not descended from? The Quakers -- they're too pacifistic. 6/ Sandie doesn't know what ten paces are, what does she know? How to overthink clues. 7/ Tyson wants a man tiara, what jewelery would suit him better? Something that he can wear to cover his rear and private parts! 8/ Coach wants survival of the fittest, how does this apply to an orchestral conductor? The orchestral conductor's weakest, so in Coach's eyes, he should go. 9/ Carolina says that "with every failure there is an opportunity for growth" what growth has she achieved? Learning when it's a good idea to keep silent. 10/ The immunity idol appears to be Buddha who knew he was Brazilian? Not me, that's for certain! Belle Book   Top

Molaholic 9015 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-14-09, 09:26 PM (EST) 3. "RE: Hawkeye 10" LAST EDITED ON 02-14-09 AT 09:55 PM (EST) Well done, Starshine. Thanks. 1/ Jalapeño seemed happy to have no water, what else is useless in Survivor? Fire, food, decent shelter, a firm game plan. 2/ Sandy is a bus driver, why didn't her team want her to navigate? Sometime it's just best to wander... 3/ JT is used to mosquitoes. What other unique skills does he bring to the game? He can put out a camp fire from 30 feet. 4/ Erinn hasn't camped since the 7th grade. What other things hasn't she done since then? Obviously, watched any episodes of Survivor. 5/ Coach's ancestors apparently include "American Indians", "Norse Vikings" and "Samurai warriors" who is he not descended from? Well,based on his game plan, he has no genetic connection with anyone having an IQ higher than his age. 6/ Sandy doesn't know what ten paces are, what does she know? She knows how to yell "Sit down back there!" 7/ Tyson wants a man tiara, what jewelery would suit him better? Actually, that man tiara seems just right. 8/ Coach wants survival of the fittest, how does this apply to an orchestral conductor? Well, that bassoonist does have a severe case of halitosis. 9/ Carolina says that "with every failure there is an opportunity for growth" what growth has she achieved? She's grown a lot closer to Sequesterville. 10/ The immunity idol appears to be Buddha who knew he was Brazilian? Actually, I thought the II looked more like this charming character Μια έκπληξη  © MMIX Mole Speak   Top

Gray Squirrel 15 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Got Milk? Spokesperson" 02-14-09, 11:04 PM (EST) 4. "RE: Hawkeye 10" 1/ Jalapeño seemed happy to have no water, what else is useless in Survivor? Over the last few seasons the Hidden Immunity Idol. 2/ Sandie is a bus driver, why didn't her team want her to navigate? Inability to understand Immunity Idol clues & Brazilian street signs. 3/ JT is used to mosquitoes what other unique skills does he bring to the game? He can brand cattle, spit across a room into a spittoon, & at campfires he sings a great rendition of 'Rawhide'. 4/ Erinn hasn't camped since the 7th grade what other things hasn't she done since then? Worn mens clothes. Erinn is actually a cross dresser who several years ago changed the spelling of his name from Aaron to Erinn. 5/ Coaches ancestors apparently include "American Indians", "Norse Vikings" and "Samurai warriors" who is he not descended from? Intelligent beings. 6/ Sandie doesn't know what ten paces are, what does she know? How to drive a bus & how to build a staircase. 7/ Tyson wants a man tiara, what jewelery would suit him better? An inlayed pearl jockstrap. 8/ Coach wants survival of the fittest, how does this apply to an orchestral conductor? Not sure, but it may have something to do with steroid use. Ever notice the difference in size between the members in the string section & the brass section? 9/ Carolina says that "with every failure there is an opportunity for growth" what growth has she achieved? Well, she does have two states named after her. North & South. 10/ The immunity idol appears to be Buddha who knew he was Brazilian? Eons ago a Buddha replica was brought across the 'Land Bridge' between Asia & America by the Peruvian Indians (aka - the Inca's). Centuries later a Hatfield - McCoy feud broke out between the Inca's & the Timbira Indians of Brazil over the ownership of this formally unknown piece of History. How Prbost & the Survivor production team got their hands on it is yet another question?   Top

Sunny_Bunny 5597 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-15-09, 02:00 AM (EST) 5. "RE: Hawkeye 10" 1/ Jalapeño seemed happy to have no water, what else is useless in Survivor? Brains. 2/ Sandie is a bus driver, why didn't her team want her to navigate? Since when do the kids ever listen to the bus driver? 3/ JT is used to mosquitoes what other unique skills does he bring to the game? There's a JT in this game? 4/ Erinn hasn't camped since the 7th grade what other things hasn't she done since then? Evidently, she's never watched Survivor. 5/ Coaches ancestors apparently include "American Indians", "Norse Vikings" and "Samurai warriors" who is he not descended from? The British. And even if he were, we would not admit to it. 6/ Sandie doesn't know what ten paces are, what does she know? she knows she's got 7 arrows pointed at her back. 7/ Tyson wants a man tiara, what jewelery would suit him better? my first thought upon reading this question was a choke chain. 8/ Coach wants survival of the fittest, how does this apply to an orchestral conductor? Everyone who ever played in the orchestra/band at school knows that the conductor is god. 9/ Carolina says that "with every failure there is an opportunity for growth" what growth has she achieved? That even first impressions can change-- the second you open your mouth. 10/ The immunity idol appears to be Buddha who knew he was Brazilian? Actually, it looked more like a plaster of paris sculpture made by a Jr. High Student.   Top

Belle Book 3613 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge" 02-15-09, 11:48 AM (EST) 6. "RE: Hawkeye 10" You know, I actually thought of writing down brains as the answer to the first question. I think I've read a little too much of Estee's Survivor fanfic because there was a time when one tribe didn't seem to use their brains. Belle Book   Top

mattben 1265 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson" 02-16-09, 11:45 PM (EST) 7. "RE: Hawkeye 10" 1/ Jalapeño seemed happy to have no water, what else is useless in Survivor? Giving non-responsive answers to Jeffy's boilerplate at challenges like "Survivors ready?" or "Worth playing for?" 2/ Sandie is a bus driver, why didn't her team want her to navigate? Did you see any signs of a school around when they finally ran out of road? They threw the driver under the bus in their first vote. 3/ JT is used to mosquitoes what other unique skills does he bring to the game? He'll be able to ignore that constantly buzzing gnat named Jeffy. 4/ Erinn hasn't camped since the 7th grade what other things hasn't she done since then? Buy her own drink ... of anything, including water. 5/ Coaches ancestors apparently include "American Indians", "Norse Vikings" and "Samurai warriors" who is he not descended from? Anybody on Mount Olympus. 6/ Sandie doesn't know what ten paces are, what does she know? How to deal with unruly younguns backseat driving for Surviving and challenges. 7/ Tyson wants a man tiara, what jewelery would suit him better? Big gaudy Liberace rings and Elton John eyeglass frames. 8/ Coach wants survival of the fittest, how does this apply to an orchestral conductor? At halftime of the games, he lets the assistant coach do the locker room talk, and puts the band through their drills. 9/ Carolina says that "with every failure there is an opportunity for growth" what growth has she achieved? That fungus between her toes from the 4-mile hike in those cowgirl boots. 10/ The immunity idol appears to be Buddha who knew he was Brazilian? The idol is a piñata left on the wayside by an illegal immigrant group that Jeffy found on his trek to work down the Pan American Highway and thought was cool. (I should know, since I'm the Pan American Highway in Be The Survivor.) He thinks it looks good to use as an effigy of Johnny Fairplay that he can't wait to toss into the Tribal Council fire pit when they move on to the individual immunity idol. Where's my PanAm Hwy siggie? I'll have to make one myself. It'll become as iconic as the Rt. 66 sign picture. I'll write a song!   Top

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