1/ Jalapeño seemed happy to have no water, what else is useless in Survivor? Over the last few seasons the Hidden Immunity Idol.

2/ Sandie is a bus driver, why didn't her team want her to navigate? Inability to understand Immunity Idol clues & Brazilian street signs.

3/ JT is used to mosquitoes what other unique skills does he bring to the game? He can brand cattle, spit across a room into a spittoon, & at campfires he sings a great rendition of 'Rawhide'.

4/ Erinn hasn't camped since the 7th grade what other things hasn't she done since then? Worn mens clothes. Erinn is actually a cross dresser who several years ago changed the spelling of his name from Aaron to Erinn.

5/ Coaches ancestors apparently include "American Indians", "Norse Vikings" and "Samurai warriors" who is he not descended from? Intelligent beings.

6/ Sandie doesn't know what ten paces are, what does she know? How to drive a bus & how to build a staircase.

7/ Tyson wants a man tiara, what jewelery would suit him better? An inlayed pearl jockstrap.

8/ Coach wants survival of the fittest, how does this apply to an orchestral conductor? Not sure, but it may have something to do with steroid use. Ever notice the difference in size between the members in the string section & the brass section?

9/ Carolina says that "with every failure there is an opportunity for growth" what growth has she achieved? Well, she does have two states named after her. North & South.

10/ The immunity idol appears to be Buddha who knew he was Brazilian? Eons ago a Buddha replica was brought across the 'Land Bridge' between Asia & America by the Peruvian Indians (aka - the Inca's). Centuries later a Hatfield - McCoy feud broke out between the Inca's & the Timbira Indians of Brazil over the ownership of this formally unknown piece of History. How Prbost & the Survivor production team got their hands on it is yet another question?

1/ Jalapeño seemed happy to have no water, what else is useless in Survivor? Brains.

2/ Sandie is a bus driver, why didn't her team want her to navigate? Since when do the kids ever listen to the bus driver?

3/ JT is used to mosquitoes what other unique skills does he bring to the game? There's a JT in this game?

4/ Erinn hasn't camped since the 7th grade what other things hasn't she done since then? Evidently, she's never watched Survivor.

5/ Coaches ancestors apparently include "American Indians", "Norse Vikings" and "Samurai warriors" who is he not descended from? The British. And even if he were, we would not admit to it.

6/ Sandie doesn't know what ten paces are, what does she know? she knows she's got 7 arrows pointed at her back.

7/ Tyson wants a man tiara, what jewelery would suit him better? my first thought upon reading this question was a choke chain.

8/ Coach wants survival of the fittest, how does this apply to an orchestral conductor? Everyone who ever played in the orchestra/band at school knows that the conductor is god.

9/ Carolina says that "with every failure there is an opportunity for growth" what growth has she achieved? That even first impressions can change-- the second you open your mouth.

10/ The immunity idol appears to be Buddha who knew he was Brazilian? Actually, it looked more like a plaster of paris sculpture made by a Jr. High Student.

You know, I actually thought of writing down brains as the answer to the first question. I think I've read a little too much of Estee's Survivor fanfic because there was a time when one tribe didn't seem to use their brains.

Belle Book

1/ Jalapeño seemed happy to have no water, what else is useless in Survivor?
Giving non-responsive answers to Jeffy's boilerplate at challenges like "Survivors ready?" or "Worth playing for?"

2/ Sandie is a bus driver, why didn't her team want her to navigate?
Did you see any signs of a school around when they finally ran out of road? They threw the driver under the bus in their first vote.

3/ JT is used to mosquitoes what other unique skills does he bring to the game?
He'll be able to ignore that constantly buzzing gnat named Jeffy.

4/ Erinn hasn't camped since the 7th grade what other things hasn't she done since then?
Buy her own drink ... of anything, including water.

5/ Coaches ancestors apparently include "American Indians", "Norse Vikings" and "Samurai warriors" who is he not descended from?
Anybody on Mount Olympus.

6/ Sandie doesn't know what ten paces are, what does she know?
How to deal with unruly younguns backseat driving for Surviving and challenges.

7/ Tyson wants a man tiara, what jewelery would suit him better?
Big gaudy Liberace rings and Elton John eyeglass frames.

8/ Coach wants survival of the fittest, how does this apply to an orchestral conductor?
At halftime of the games, he lets the assistant coach do the locker room talk, and puts the band through their drills.

9/ Carolina says that "with every failure there is an opportunity for growth" what growth has she achieved?
That fungus between her toes from the 4-mile hike in those cowgirl boots.

10/ The immunity idol appears to be Buddha who knew he was Brazilian?
The idol is a piñata left on the wayside by an illegal immigrant group that Jeffy found on his trek to work down the Pan American Highway and thought was cool. (I should know, since I'm the Pan American Highway in Be The Survivor.) He thinks it looks good to use as an effigy of Johnny Fairplay that he can't wait to toss into the Tribal Council fire pit when they move on to the individual immunity idol.

Where's my PanAm Hwy siggie? I'll have to make one myself. It'll become as iconic as the Rt. 66 sign picture. I'll write a song!