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PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
attention-seekers pretending to be one big happy PG/PG13-rated family. Don't
be fooled. Trying to get everyone to agree with you is like herding cats,
but intolerance for other viewpoints is NOT welcome and respect for other
posters IS required at all times. Jump in and play, and you'll soon find out
how easy it is to fit in, but save your drama for your mama. All members are
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As entertainment critic Roger
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with me, correct me--but don't tell me to shut up. That's not the American way."
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"Commercial endorsements for the Contestants"
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10-30-01, 01:06 PM (EST)
 
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"Commercial endorsements for the Contestants" |
We've seen it happen before with reality shows. Once the show is over, let the endorsements begin.
Here's some things we might be seeing on TV after the race is over.
Karyn starring in a Midol commercial(no speaking lines).Dave and Margarett with huge smiles and a bottle of Viagra. Emily strutting her stuff for Victoria's Secret(what else). Amie in a Pepto Bismal commercial(no barf bag needed now!). Paul as a spokesman for steel toed boots(so as not to hurt yourself while kicking things in frustration). Matt and Anna adverting hemp wear(no explanation needed).
The Festers, with full heads of hair, touting Rogaine. And, the Guidos, spokesmen for the new adult division of Garanimals clothing! Anybody else have any other endorsement ideas, post them here.
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10-30-01, 03:26 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: Commercial endorsements for the Contestants" |
Rob and Brennan hawking the Old Navy collection as those active yet sexually ambigious fun-loving guys.The Festers for Dr Scholes shoe inserts for when your fat bastards really big to ache. If it was an ABC show, I definitely could see a Frank cameo on the ever popular Bob Patterson show. Lenny, in a shocking role reversal, wins the part for the new Ike and Tina Turner biography. (Shut up, #####, before I slap you!) Tire ads for our New Zealand host (he has such a calming affect). Team Momily walking casually next to the ocean discussing "feminine freshness."
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10-30-01, 03:55 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: Commercial endorsements for the Contestants" |
Guidos - Displaying the lastest in Ginzu backstabbing knivesFesters - New York to English dictionary Momily - Playboy spread Lenny - Industrial Strength Ear Plugs
God Bless America
There are two types of people, predators and prey, and the sound you hear is the sharpening of my claws.
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10-30-01, 07:46 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: Commercial endorsements for the Contestants" |
A little cross over: Nancy could do a commercial for those warm tasty apple popovers.... and Kevin could jump in as "Pop This, the Freakin' Doughboy!"
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