LAST EDITED ON 07-15-13 AT 12:05 PM (EST)
Texas? (My first guess) No. Not even in the top six. There’s a lot of beer drunk in Texas, but it barely beats out Maine (MAINE???) for ninth.
Wisconsin? Colorado? Missouri? (Big beer production states?) Nope.
New York? California? (Biggest populations, one of which contains the legendary boozer Fooner?) No.
North Dakota! Props to Dakota, and now we know why she's drunk as a skunk all the time - she’s just upholding her state’s place in the beer drinking pecking order. And funny and witty, as all drunks are when inspired by the malty muse.
Alabama is only 22nd, an appalling situation that I am doing my best to improve.
Beer drinkers unite!