LAST EDITED ON 01-17-13 AT 11:23 PM (EST)

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

Classic!

And no movie quote thread that involves Monty Python and the Holy Grail is complete without a complete retelling of the King Arthur-Black Knight donnybrook (yeah it's already been briefly mentioned earlier in this thread):

ARTHUR: You fight with the strength of many men, Sir knight.
I am Arthur, King of the Britons.
(pause)
I seek the finest and the bravest knights in the land to join me in my Court of Camelot.
(pause)
You have proved yourself worthy; will you join me?
(pause)
You make me sad. So be it. Come, Patsy.
BLACK KNIGHT: None shall pass.
ARTHUR: What?
BLACK KNIGHT: None shall pass.
ARTHUR: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir knight, but I must cross this bridge.
BLACK KNIGHT: Then you shall die.
ARTHUR: I command you as King of the Britons to stand aside!
BLACK KNIGHT: I move for no man.
ARTHUR: So be it!
(hah)
(parry thrust)
(ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's left arm off)
ARTHUR: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
BLACK KNIGHT: 'Tis but a scratch.
ARTHUR: A scratch? Your arm's off!
BLACK KNIGHT: No, it isn't.
ARTHUR: Well, what's that then?
BLACK KNIGHT: I've had worse.
ARTHUR: You liar!
BLACK KNIGHT: Come on you pansy!
(hah)
(parry thrust)
(ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's right arm off)
ARTHUR: Victory is mine!
(kneeling)
We thank thee Lord, that in thy merc-
(hah)
BLACK KNIGHT: Come on then.
ARTHUR: What?
BLACK KNIGHT: Have at you!
ARTHUR: You are indeed brave, Sir knight, but the fight is mine.
BLACK KNIGHT: Oh, had enough, eh?
ARTHUR: Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left.
BLACK KNIGHT: Yes I have.
ARTHUR: Look!
BLACK KNIGHT: Just a flesh wound.
(bang)
ARTHUR: Look, stop that.
BLACK KNIGHT: Chicken! Chicken!
ARTHUR: Look, I'll have your leg. Right!
(whop)
BLACK KNIGHT: Right, I'll do you for that!
ARTHUR: You'll what?
BLACK KNIGHT: Come 'ere!
ARTHUR: What are you going to do, bleed on me?
BLACK KNIGHT: I'm invincible!
ARTHUR: You're a loony.
BLACK KNIGHT: The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you! Come on then.
(whop)
(ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's other leg off)
BLACK KNIGHT: All right; we'll call it a draw.
ARTHUR: Come, Patsy.
BLACK KNIGHT: Oh, oh, I see, running away then. You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!