Please keep all discussion of Donald's new episode format on this thread until the West Coast gets a chance to experience the wonder that is:

Commericals: 12:00.
Opening theme: 1:00.
Boardroom: 9:00.
Task: 2:00
Donald's Special Recap: 36:00

So -- is this the Microsoft episode? There's one sure way to find out. If this is The Night Bill Tries To Take Over TV (again), the thread will be about half as long as usual, 'cause every time a Windows user tries to post a bash -- bluescreen. It's not censorship: it's a feature!

Hmmm. The Apprentice: Bill Gates. He owns the work you do on the show. He owns the thoughts you have on the show. He owns you for having applied to the show. Just your standard Microsoft end user agreement. Except that he would also own Mark Burnett for agreeing to edit the show. Y'know, this does have a certain something going for it.

Stand by for bashing, commentary, and permanent IE deletion in three, two, one --