Except two hundred IMDB credits! And the Worsters totally made those up!Notice the lighting here? Soft focus and that little bit of halo-inducing background glow. They're trying for the poor misunderstood abused angel look. And people will fall for it. Because as said before, Viewers Are Goldfish. And goldfish don't trust that evil Internet.
Oh, look. Simon touched her. Now he has to buy her. (He's the only man in the state who can afford it.)
Maybe Nicole's lied about her entire life too?