Just when you thought the stage was about to shut up.Oh, look. The stage can catch fire. And Simon's imperfect clone disagrees with the fire. Well, he had to get one gene from his father...
Competent and better than I thought it would be given the song, but not sterling and, as with the Hoggz, nowhere near what the panel is rating it at. They are incredibly desperate to sell this talent selection right now -- so much that they're approaching and threatening to exceed Steven Tyler levels.
Makes you wonder if they're waiting to tie someone to the railroad racks. (It won't be Fakethis.)