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"be the surv ep 10"
Angelfood 2114 desperate attention whore postings
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04-22-05, 09:11 AM (EST)
 
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"be the surv ep 10" |
I am the Puppetmaster. I, JP, have always considered myself a "player" on the show. I have noticed lately that I'm not getting enough camera time, so I stepped things up a notch, and I'm more involved than ever.RC: Gregg & Tom doing all the work. Caryn & Janu takin it easy. Gregg & Tom are diving again, but Caryn & Janu are just resting on the float. IC: Koror, I can't believe that you are all making jokes. Have you no compassion for Janu's plight? I can't believe this! TC: Hey Tom, what are you going to do? Get rid of threats, huh. I'm asking you all your strategy, and you lemmings are gladly telling me. Now, Stephanie knows that she is on the cutting block. Hey Steph - go ahead and make your plea for staying. Hey Janu - I'm gonna help you think this through, since you obviously need assistance. Why do you wanna stay? Uh huh. yeah. ok. Well, why not leave? ok. yeah. get your torch. Thanks Janu, that's what I wanted.
Besides, the shots we got of Coby's raised eyebrows and "i-knew-it" looks were priceless.  **NOTE** - Anyone not signed up as a character, is still invited to participate with us, just not as one of the Survivors, as they are assigned already. We love for you to make comments & ask questions about the Survivors or about posts - be yourself, or a cameraperson or other crew - be creative. Except the sharks, rats and ImmunityIdol are taken already. Now, that's creative!
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Incognito9 1622 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Peanut Festival Grand Marshall"
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04-22-05, 11:56 AM (EST)
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2. "RE: be the surv ep 10" |
Hey EPMB, thanks for that Palauan feast, you jerks. I've had a real rough couple of days.Janu came back and spent the night glued to me, barfing up all 3 bites of chicken she ate at the feast. When Janu finally left, of course with a creepy song-and-dance, Katie remarked that Janu looked like a jack-o-lantern... er.. um, maybe a jack-o-lantern who puked up all her unremoved pumpkin seeds at least. Then Katie said "mmmm, pumpkin seeds!!!" and threw herself at me and dug her hands into Janu's already eaten food. "I gotta get to 250 lbs. before this is over," I heard Katie mumble under her breath between her ginormous bites of Janu slurry. Then Ian and Tom spent the whole next day sitting on me, together of course, since at this point in the game they are clearly both full of SH!T. It's getting tougher to survive under these conditions. And now that my lightest and therefore most favorite contender, Janu, laid her torch down (oh maybe that was actually Janu falling to the ground)... at any rate, all I know is I may be seeing even more of Katie's fat A$S here. God help me!! S.O.S.!!  -- Koror toilet seat
Your a$s ain't safe with me anymore!!
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Incognito9 1622 desperate attention whore postings
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04-24-05, 10:39 PM (EST)
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16. "RE: be the surv ep 10" |
LAST EDITED ON 04-24-05 AT 10:39 PM (EST)Foonerwhale, Please accept Katie as a sacrifice ASAP. I already have 4 cracks on me - I just keep getting weighed down. And ordinarily, I can only handle 1 crack at a time. Or occasionally 2 when Ian and Tom use me at the same time. You know what I mean. -- Koror toilet seat Your a$s ain't safe with me anymore!!
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RollDdice 5949 desperate attention whore postings
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04-22-05, 01:45 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: be the surv ep 10" |
Actually, I am the Puppet Master, my friend. But I have to congratulate you on your ability to stir the pot at just the right time. (Check your pay envelope for a little bump... and a gift certificate for a free lap dance from "The Burnettes".)(We have to keep an eye on Gregg. He is coming up from under the radar with a vengance and I think his Johnny Bravo persona is taking over.) But Jiffy, your comments at RC and IC all led to a very satisfying IC. I'm sending in the plays and you're running them flawlessly. I especially lvoed the delusional Janu-Twig thinking that laying down the torch was her masterful "power play" to change the course of the game. (Let's think about designing a Passive-Agressive reward challenge for next time, m'kay?) Finally, Stephenie's crocodile tears spared her at TC -- but watch out for her sharp teeth next time.
Mark "Now it's getting good" Burnett
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BriarRosie 990 desperate attention whore postings
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04-22-05, 01:50 PM (EST)
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5. "It's all about ME this week!" |
Jiffy? I didn't help at the RC? Sure I did! I know I rested on the float, but I did dive in and help put the scaffold together, not to mention yank down the flag! I am not a useless competitor. Hmmpf. But man, Katie needs to shut her mouth. I would have been happy to shut it for her. What an immature little girl she is. Jack o' Lantern? Fah!! It's bad enough that she's talking about me, but she's stupid enough to do so when I can hear her. I sure ripped her a new one! Go me! Damn, I killed the mood during the RC feast. Tom, Gregg and Caryn must think I'm bulimic or something. I mean, I really tried to keep the food down, really! And of course Katie was angry when I took a bite of the food I helped win at the challenge! Selfish cow. Jiffy, just don't talk during IC, ok? It was enough to make me quit.(Hmm, I sense a theme here.) But thank you for sticking up for me when the others were having a laugh at my expense. I didn't realize how good it was to have some "me time" away from the others. Sure, it was frustrating to make fire after 2 1/2 hours of effort, but at least I got to do some of my showgirl moves on the beach. That was so worth it! And I'm now the proud owner of the moon and the beach. It's a shame I had to return to the Koror camp. At first, I thought time away from Koror would give a second wind to stay in the game, but all it served to do was surprise the hell out of Coby, cause Stephanie to have a meltdown, and ultimately....turn me into Osten. I really would have let everyone vote, but Jiffy just pissed me off again enough to quit. He double dog dared me, so I had no choice. 
Poor Katie. Who will she make fun of, now?
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kingfish 20752 desperate attention whore postings
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04-25-05, 05:40 PM (EST)
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19. "Eating Katie" |
Thank goodness, a plan. She has changed my drainage patterns, altered my slopes, and caused me to sink a couple of feet into the sea. Not to mention cracking my reef. She has to go.I'd like to do a sandslide, but she just sinks. She don't slide. Then I'd never get rid of her. Come into the shallows as far as you can and wait. When she goes into the water (you can recognize her from below by the black lace panties peaking out from the the folds of her fat) get ready. I'll shake a little (miniquake) and when she falls down (be prepared for another quake), her immense A$$ will cause the water to hit flood stage (water should rise 10'-20' or more) and you can swoop in and have your feast. Hope you have some chloresterol pills, there's lots of grease on that one. Course, you guys kinda like that blubber. And, if you feel a little stirring and you can make yourself happy in otherways, more power. She is, afterall, beginning to resemble a whale. The nickname the locals gave her was Katie "Gigantic Blubber Covered Female Whale" Gallager. I'll have a snack named Caryn, a tasty li'l ole peach named Jenn, a low fat dish named Stephanie, and some beef jerky for you later. Come back in about three days. Ulong Island
Home to Koror Tribe
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kingfish 20752 desperate attention whore postings
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04-24-05, 10:19 PM (EST)
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15. "Be the palm Tree" |
Finally, Janu is gone. I was getting sick of all the other survivors walking up to me and talking to me. They would say things like "Janu, this is what we are going do...", or "Janu, would you like to join an alliance?". Katie came up a number of times and said "Janu, I want to be open with you, I don't want you to think I'm talking behind your back but here's my problem.....". If I could just talk. I sway great, but talking? Not so good. Anyway, I wanted to tell them that they weren't talking to Janu, but to a tree. They never seemed to notice.
The Palm tree in Camp Koror
My favorite game? Bombing humans!
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Incognito9 1622 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Peanut Festival Grand Marshall"
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04-26-05, 01:08 PM (EST)
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22. "RE: JP has been gaming us all along" |
>>"In fact, it was Probst that rolled that coconut under my ankle to get me off the island and sabotage our otherwise invincible tribe."No, dumba$s. That was all me. ALL ME. I didn't like you from day one, so I took matters into my own hands. Plus, Kim was the nice little bonus too. We've had this discussion before, ... get over it already. -- A coconut
I'll milk ya for what you're worth!!
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