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PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
attention-seekers pretending to be one big happy PG/PG13-rated family. Don't
be fooled. Trying to get everyone to agree with you is like herding cats,
but intolerance for other viewpoints is NOT welcome and respect for other
posters IS required at all times. Jump in and play, and you'll soon find out
how easy it is to fit in, but save your drama for your mama. All members are
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complete guidelines.
As entertainment critic Roger
Ebert once said, "If you disagree with something I write, tell me so, argue
with me, correct me--but don't tell me to shut up. That's not the American way."
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"You might be a redneck if......."
kingfish 20752 desperate attention whore postings
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03-24-05, 06:09 PM (EST)
 
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"You might be a redneck if......." |
Your toga just won't close the way it's supposed to (kinda prissy there, doncha think).You suck at everything, You lose every one-on-one contest, You grow up as a carpenter and can't build an outhouse. (Does the redneck crap in the woods? Guess so, he doesn't seem to be too acquainted with even primitive facilities) You have the absolute gall to act condescendingly to Amazon Angie. You blame the nearest black guy for your suck-y-ness. And after a couple of weeks of this you still don't think your time should have been up. (OK, substitute James for Redneck in the title, I just realized I'm insulting a bunch of otherwise decent rednecks). 
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Skiver 1118 desperate attention whore postings
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03-25-05, 10:10 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: You might be a redneck if......." |
LAST EDITED ON 03-25-05 AT 10:11 AM (EST)Word. Here's a few more. You claim to have 'shot a lot of guns', but can't hit a single target in something like five attempts. You claim your Navy experience means your knots will only get tighter as someone attempts to undo them, but the knot comes apart after something like ten seconds of effort. The more you personally fail, the more you lecture your team about their failings, and the need for more 'commitment'* 
Handcrafted by RollDdice
"We need to reform our legal systems so the people, on the one hand, can get justice. On the other hand, the justice system doesn't affect the flows of capital." - GW Bush *Has James had management training?
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