Your toga just won't close the way it's supposed to (kinda prissy there, doncha think).

You suck at everything,

You lose every one-on-one contest,

You grow up as a carpenter and can't build an outhouse. (Does the redneck crap in the woods? Guess so, he doesn't seem to be too acquainted with even primitive facilities)

You have the absolute gall to act condescendingly to Amazon Angie.

You blame the nearest black guy for your suck-y-ness.

And after a couple of weeks of this you still don't think your time should have been up.

(OK, substitute James for Redneck in the title, I just realized I'm insulting a bunch of otherwise decent rednecks).

• RE: You might be a redneck if.......,Skiver, 10:10 AM, 03-25-05
• RE: You might be a redneck if.......,seahorse, 10:55 PM, 03-26-05

LAST EDITED ON 03-25-05 AT 10:11 AM (EST)

Word. Here's a few more.

You claim to have 'shot a lot of guns', but can't hit a single target in something like five attempts.

You claim your Navy experience means your knots will only get tighter as someone attempts to undo them, but the knot comes apart after something like ten seconds of effort.

The more you personally fail, the more you lecture your team about their failings, and the need for more 'commitment'*

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"We need to reform our legal systems so the people, on the one hand, can get justice. On the other hand, the justice system doesn't affect the flows of capital." - GW Bush

*Has James had management training?

LOL

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