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"Things that weigh less than Janu."
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings
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03-17-05, 08:00 AM (EST)
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"Things that weigh less than Janu."
In the great tradition of 'people more useless than Kim', let's try to reach below the unreachable one more time...

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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: Things that weigh less than Jan... strid333 03-17-05 1
 RE: Things that weigh less than Jan... Breezy 03-17-05 2
 RE: Things that weigh less than Jan... Estee 03-17-05 3
 RE: Things that weigh less than Jan... Draco Malfoy 03-17-05 4
 RE: Things that weigh less than Jan... JohnMc 03-17-05 5
 How about - Things that weigh MORE ... arturbars 03-17-05 6
 RE: Things that weigh less than Jan... KeithFan 03-17-05 7
   RE: Things that weigh less than Jan... JohnMc 03-17-05 8
 RE: Things that weigh less than Jan... foonermints 03-17-05 9
 RE: Things that weigh less than Jan... Dakota 03-17-05 10
 RE: Things that weigh less than Jan... newsomewayne 03-17-05 11
 RE: Things that weigh less than Jan... foonermints 03-24-05 12
 RE: Things that weigh less than Jan... kingfish 03-24-05 13
 RE: Things that weigh less than Jan... Wheezy 03-25-05 14
 RE: Things that weigh less than Jan... J Slice 03-25-05 15
 RE: Things that weigh less than Jan... kingfish 03-25-05 16
 RE: Things that weigh less than Jan... Wheezy 03-25-05 17
   RE: Things that weigh less than Jan... ginger 03-25-05 18
   RE: Things that weigh less than Jan... foonermints 03-28-05 21
 RE: Things that weigh less than Jan... TeamJoisey 03-25-05 19
 RE: Things that weigh less than Jan... Mo0 03-26-05 20
 RE: Things that weigh less than Jan... LibraRising 03-28-05 22
 RE: Things that weigh less than Jan... BriarRosie 03-28-05 23
 RE: Things that weigh less than Jan... kingfish 03-28-05 24
 RE: Things that weigh less than Jan... Max Headroom 03-28-05 25
 RE: Things that weigh less than Jan... Incognito9 03-28-05 26
 RE: Things that weigh less than Jan... kingfish 03-30-05 27
   RE: Things that weigh less than Jan... JohnMc 03-31-05 28

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strid333 2928 desperate attention whore postings
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03-17-05, 08:10 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: Things that weigh less than Janu."
A single electron. . . maybe.


Three is the perfect number.

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03-17-05, 08:15 AM (EST)
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2. "RE: Things that weigh less than Janu."
A speck of dirt in a zero gravity simulator.


Save a horse, ride a cowboy. Sigpic by Syren.

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03-17-05, 08:21 AM (EST)
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3. "RE: Things that weigh less than Janu."
All of Debb's modeling contracts put together.
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03-17-05, 08:35 AM (EST)
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4. "RE: Things that weigh less than Janu."
Air.


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03-17-05, 11:07 AM (EST)
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5. "RE: Things that weigh less than Janu."
A grain of rice
A drop of snake blood
James's thoughts


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6. "How about - Things that weigh MORE than Janu."
Her hair!
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03-17-05, 11:14 AM (EST)
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7. "RE: Things that weigh less than Janu."
Volumes of non-pornographic publications read by James.

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03-17-05, 11:24 AM (EST)
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8. "RE: Things that weigh less than Janu."
Bwah hah ha!!! That is so redneck, I love it!!!

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03-17-05, 11:41 AM (EST)
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9. "RE: Things that weigh less than Janu."
My empty glass of Guiness today.

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03-17-05, 12:56 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: Things that weigh less than Janu."
A list of Rob Mariano's ethics. Or a cockatoo feather.
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03-17-05, 01:08 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: Things that weigh less than Janu."
Ulong's morale.


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12. "RE: Things that weigh less than Janu."
This is now easier to think of, due to her nut-brained whining while ensconced in a hammock under the shelter of Koror's Palapa Palace. Jeez, what's wrong? No slot machine?


She has now turned herself into the black hole of happiness. Weighing more with all the energy she's svcking.

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03-24-05, 10:34 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: Things that weigh less than Janu."
The introspective capacity of all survivor contestants who didn't win yet say "I wouldn't have done anything differently" may weigh less than Janu.

(James, Rex, Wanda, so many others).

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03-25-05, 09:00 AM (EST)
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14. "RE: Things that weigh less than Janu."

a helium balloon?
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03-25-05, 09:48 AM (EST)
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15. "RE: Things that weigh less than Janu."
I'd still like to see her folded into an origami crane.

hm... things lighter than Janu...

::20 minutes elapsed::

well, I'm out.


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16. "RE: Things that weigh less than Janu."
LAST EDITED ON 03-25-05 AT 03:14 PM (EST)

Wait, wait, I got another one.........

The weight of Wanda's recording contracts (or rave reviews, take your pick) might weigh less than Janu.

Conversly, something that surely weighs more than Janu - Rory's Growed Up A$$ (I just had to wedge that in somewhere).

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03-25-05, 04:03 PM (EST)
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17. "RE: Things that weigh less than Janu."


Terri Schiavo on Easter Sunday?

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18. "RE: Things that weigh less than Janu."
You are a sick, twisted, evil, tasteless, crass, insensitive hamster person. And I adore you.



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21. "RE: Things that weigh less than Janu."
..and to think I trusted you..


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19. "RE: Things that weigh less than Janu."
Michael Jackson's last lover.

(Michael's next lover might be considerably larger.)


These reality show contestants need a reality check!

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20. "RE: Things that weigh less than Janu."
Clay Aiken.

-Mo0cow--
I'm not stupid, just selectively ignorant.

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03-28-05, 12:42 PM (EST)
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22. "RE: Things that weigh less than Janu."
Can't think of anything that weighs less, but I'd say that piece of Pringle she ate from the tree mail filled up her calorie count for the duration of the show.

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23. "RE: Things that weigh less than Janu."
Don't think I can't hear you!

Bob Guiney's talent weighs less than me. But his ego weighs more.



What's a synonym for "Sticks and Twigs"? Perhaps Kindling?

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24. "RE: Things that weigh less than Janu."
Got another -

- Katie

(Oh wait, that's the answer to "who is more useless than Janu?", Sorry. Nevermind.)

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25. "RE: Things that weigh less than Janu."
Jeff Probst's humility.
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26. "RE: Things that weigh less than Janu."
The "big massive un-untie-able" knot that James tied for the most recent Immunity Challenge

oh wait maybe that was the knot on his skirt that kept falling down

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27. "RE: Things that weigh less than Janu."
LAST EDITED ON 03-30-05 AT 07:09 PM (EST)

That hot-air windbag James is more of a lightweight than Janu.

Does he really want to confront Steph over her vote? If so, then the hope he has against Steph is less substaintial than Janu, air, helium, whatever.


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03-31-05, 04:32 PM (EST)
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28. "RE: Things that weigh less than Janu."
James's leadership skills definitely weigh less than Janu.

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