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"Things that weigh less than Janu."

Posted by Estee on 03-17-05 at 08:00 AM
In the great tradition of 'people more useless than Kim', let's try to reach below the unreachable one more time...


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"RE: Things that weigh less than Janu."
Posted by strid333 on 03-17-05 at 08:10 AM
A single electron. . . maybe.


Three is the perfect number.


"RE: Things that weigh less than Janu."
Posted by Breezy on 03-17-05 at 08:15 AM
A speck of dirt in a zero gravity simulator.


Save a horse, ride a cowboy. Sigpic by Syren.


"RE: Things that weigh less than Janu."
Posted by Estee on 03-17-05 at 08:21 AM
All of Debb's modeling contracts put together.

"RE: Things that weigh less than Janu."
Posted by Draco Malfoy on 03-17-05 at 08:35 AM
Air.


"My generation was going to change the world, and all we really ended up with was classic rock channels." - SurveySez


"RE: Things that weigh less than Janu."
Posted by JohnMc on 03-17-05 at 11:07 AM
A grain of rice
A drop of snake blood
James's thoughts



"How about - Things that weigh MORE than Janu."
Posted by arturbars on 03-17-05 at 11:10 AM
Her hair!

"RE: Things that weigh less than Janu."
Posted by KeithFan on 03-17-05 at 11:14 AM
Volumes of non-pornographic publications read by James.


"RE: Things that weigh less than Janu."
Posted by JohnMc on 03-17-05 at 11:24 AM
Bwah hah ha!!! That is so redneck, I love it!!!


"RE: Things that weigh less than Janu."
Posted by foonermints on 03-17-05 at 11:41 AM
My empty glass of Guiness today.


"RE: Things that weigh less than Janu."
Posted by Dakota on 03-17-05 at 12:56 PM
A list of Rob Mariano's ethics. Or a cockatoo feather.
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"RE: Things that weigh less than Janu."
Posted by newsomewayne on 03-17-05 at 01:08 PM
Ulong's morale.



"RE: Things that weigh less than Janu."
Posted by foonermints on 03-24-05 at 05:08 PM
This is now easier to think of, due to her nut-brained whining while ensconced in a hammock under the shelter of Koror's Palapa Palace. Jeez, what's wrong? No slot machine?


She has now turned herself into the black hole of happiness. Weighing more with all the energy she's svcking.


"RE: Things that weigh less than Janu."
Posted by kingfish on 03-24-05 at 10:34 PM
The introspective capacity of all survivor contestants who didn't win yet say "I wouldn't have done anything differently" may weigh less than Janu.

(James, Rex, Wanda, so many others).


"RE: Things that weigh less than Janu."
Posted by Wheezy on 03-25-05 at 09:00 AM

a helium balloon?

"RE: Things that weigh less than Janu."
Posted by J Slice on 03-25-05 at 09:48 AM
I'd still like to see her folded into an origami crane.

hm... things lighter than Janu...

::20 minutes elapsed::

well, I'm out.


If someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES!


"RE: Things that weigh less than Janu."
Posted by kingfish on 03-25-05 at 03:14 PM
LAST EDITED ON 03-25-05 AT 03:14 PM (EST)

Wait, wait, I got another one.........

The weight of Wanda's recording contracts (or rave reviews, take your pick) might weigh less than Janu.

Conversly, something that surely weighs more than Janu - Rory's Growed Up A$$ (I just had to wedge that in somewhere).


"RE: Things that weigh less than Janu."
Posted by Wheezy on 03-25-05 at 04:03 PM


Terri Schiavo on Easter Sunday?


"RE: Things that weigh less than Janu."
Posted by ginger on 03-25-05 at 05:56 PM
You are a sick, twisted, evil, tasteless, crass, insensitive hamster person. And I adore you.




"RE: Things that weigh less than Janu."
Posted by foonermints on 03-28-05 at 00:38 AM
..and to think I trusted you..


cq's A$$ finale hero


"RE: Things that weigh less than Janu."
Posted by TeamJoisey on 03-25-05 at 11:09 PM
Michael Jackson's last lover.

(Michael's next lover might be considerably larger.)


These reality show contestants need a reality check!


"RE: Things that weigh less than Janu."
Posted by Mo0 on 03-26-05 at 11:51 PM
Clay Aiken.

-Mo0cow--
I'm not stupid, just selectively ignorant.


"RE: Things that weigh less than Janu."
Posted by LibraRising on 03-28-05 at 12:42 PM
Can't think of anything that weighs less, but I'd say that piece of Pringle she ate from the tree mail filled up her calorie count for the duration of the show.


"RE: Things that weigh less than Janu."
Posted by BriarRosie on 03-28-05 at 01:19 PM
Don't think I can't hear you!

Bob Guiney's talent weighs less than me. But his ego weighs more.



What's a synonym for "Sticks and Twigs"? Perhaps Kindling?


"RE: Things that weigh less than Janu."
Posted by kingfish on 03-28-05 at 02:36 PM
Got another -

- Katie

(Oh wait, that's the answer to "who is more useless than Janu?", Sorry. Nevermind.)


"RE: Things that weigh less than Janu."
Posted by Max Headroom on 03-28-05 at 03:22 PM
Jeff Probst's humility.

"RE: Things that weigh less than Janu."
Posted by Incognito9 on 03-28-05 at 04:11 PM
The "big massive un-untie-able" knot that James tied for the most recent Immunity Challenge

oh wait maybe that was the knot on his skirt that kept falling down


"RE: Things that weigh less than Janu."
Posted by kingfish on 03-30-05 at 07:09 PM
LAST EDITED ON 03-30-05 AT 07:09 PM (EST)

That hot-air windbag James is more of a lightweight than Janu.

Does he really want to confront Steph over her vote? If so, then the hope he has against Steph is less substaintial than Janu, air, helium, whatever.



"RE: Things that weigh less than Janu."
Posted by JohnMc on 03-31-05 at 04:32 PM
James's leadership skills definitely weigh less than Janu.